Dear Iran, Mar A Lago is on the East Coast. California loves our Iranian Community. Sincerely, California

OMG! OMG! He shit his face!

I'm going to unconditionally surrender to Iran so I can take my army toys and go play with Cuba.

I'm not bragging, but I've hated the GOP since way back when they called themselves the KKK.

We are going to kick Senile Satan's ass so badly in the midterms. He will be rubbing his sore butt so vigorously a genie will pop out.

Senile Satan wore a baseball hat and walked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame during the dignified transfer of dead soldiers at Dover.

Trump has made it clear...he wants to take credit for a massive 250th celebration. I say, hell no, and I'll be boycotting. How do we celebrate when we feel so much sadness for our country? #boycott250

Dear innocent people around the world, We are deeply sorry that our Hitler has also become your Hitler. Sincerely, America

War is not the answer, for only love can conquer hate.

Time to get busy...

This would be great!

There is now a significant shortage of harvesters for picking fruit and vegetables. You, too, can work in the blazing sun for $5 an hour. Thank you for helping the nation in a time of need. Now hiring in every state. Be a good citizen; sign up today!

Fight!

You lost a wife and daughter in a car crash and a son to cancer. What would you do to protect your last surviving son? You pardon him.

Trump's cabinet choice sucks! I've seen better cabinets at IKEA!

Trump is so fat, when he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

When Dems win back the House and Senate in 2 years, there will be a 3rd IMPEACHMENT, I predict.

Elon Musk gets a lot of hate. But it’s not enough. We can do better.

If you’re part of the X exodus reply with a 💙 and please repost. I want my friends to follow you.

I’m looking forward to seeing 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue listed on the National Sex Offender Registry.

He has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

The world right now to escape facism is like.

The Hair Force One should be retired after Trump uses it for the next 4 years. It will end up being contaminated with urine, feces, and gross stuff.

I had a bizzare weed induced dream last night. I dreamt I was working for "you know who" in the dining room of that big house in D.C. By the time the dream was over there was "ketchup" looking matter all over the walls. I woke up laughing knowing what the dream meant. Dang, weird dream!.

Trump is the poster child for birth control!

Trump's ass is so big he can't carry his iPhone in his back pocket...because if he sits down the iPhone will turn into an iPad!

I took my niece to a zoo today! Doesn't Trump's face look like a massive pile of steaming elephant dung?

What spice rub would you use before roasting this unhealthy pig?

We are all going to die! The dude is another shitty pick!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho "It's off to D.C. I Go

Kamala is still so nice. She is giving the ugly little shit his warm bottle!

🧡MAGA🧡 I have to be honest! I've been on this site for just a few days. I'm an import from Twitter. I have to tell all my new friends on this site a secret.....There are some ❤️MAGA🧡 I really like, I can't help it... 😀😜😄

Trump is so fat his skin has more oil in it than a major OPEC country.

President Microphone Sucker and VP Couch Fucker and going to pick me to run the ASPCA! Yum Yum!

I've been on this site for just 2 days, and I already LOVE it! Thank you for the warm welcome. I left Elon's site for good, and I hope we can put a massive dent in X.

Trump is such a fat slob...when he goes to KFC, he licks other people's fingers.

The Turd Reich

Even JD Vance's mother knew he had a couch fetish at a young age.

The godawful ugly baby still needs to suckle Ivanka's right nipple for the next 4 years!