Best fan interaction of the day was the dude who said he wanted to be a voice actor but didn't think he had a very good voice. Then he heard me in something and was like, "Hey! If that guy can do it, I DEFINITELY can!"

Welp. I think that's all I came to Chattanooga for. (only real ones will understand)

LOOKIT I MADE AN EAR BOOK Listen to Getting In by Joel McDonald on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0FSG7L3S...

Half the neighborhood just turned out with flashlights because we heard a kid crying and screaming outside for like 15 minutes. Turns out it was a baby goat with its head caught in a fence. So... partial credit, I guess.

Man. If there's one thing Borderlands 4 has taught me so far it's that for somebody who's spent the last 7 years working in game dev I am exceptionally bad at video games.

I cannot wait for you to love these people like I love these people. youtu.be/jDMojROhvKE?...

Got interviewed for This Week On Kairos on Steam News. You're free to ignore most of it but this is important:

No, I don't *only* cast super attractive voice actors. Though I can see why you'd think that.

[me stacking up the liquor store counter with whiskey, bourbon, scotch, vodka, absinthe, and beer] Cashier: Throwing a party? Me:

Wifey: We need to buy new towels for our bathroom. Me: Why? Wifey: They've gotten really rough and scratchy and it's bad for my skin. [proceeds to scrape her feet with a $60 river rock]

Waiting on a tow truck. AMA. Well, not "A." Ask me something halfway interesting and I might respond. #AMSHIAIMR

College isn't for everyone but personally? I learned a lot. Like how 11 dudes can live in a 4 bedroom/2 bath house with turn of the century water pressure. There were many fights.

1 like = 1 ignored like

Doing some dialect work with Kiddo so we went straight to a master class. youtu.be/ZDz9I5Xekrs?...

Me: Okay, bud. I updated your resume for your audition. What do you think? Kiddo: Looks good! Can I see yours? Me: I... don't have one. Not anymore.

Being an adult means desperately wanting a NyQuil/Oreo crossover but also acknowledging there is no way you would handle that responsibly.

Introduced the boys to They Might Be Giants and Monty Python and the Holy Grail on the same day. They already weren't great. Now they're the worst.

Once in a VO workshop I talked about how even if an actor thinks their way is best, it's their job to trust the director and realize that vision. A student raised their hand and said, "You need to get over yourself." That student is not a working actor today. In fact, they were never seen again!

One of my kids is in his room memorizing the Animaniacs song where Yakko names all the countries. The other just farted into a toy mix machine and is turning it into a song. I think they're both after my job.

Kiddo: Dad? Is stealing wrong? Me: Well... there are times it's not so bad. Like if somebody steals a loaf of bread to feed their starving family. Kiddo: Oh... Or how you just paid for 5 bags of ice but you took 7 from the thing outside? ... Kiddo: This is a 'don't tell Mom' thing, huh?

Wifey: What are you doing? Me: The power might be out for a while so I need to drink all this beer before it gets warm and goes bad. Wifey: The power's not out, you just walked around the house and turned all the lights off. Me: Dammit, woman! There's no time to argue!

"Goodness, it's raining! Better turn on my hazard lights to let my fellow drivers know!" - Idiots

Thanks to everyone who made it out to the Plano Masonic Lodge fundraiser/VO workshop today. Y'all directly contributed to college scholarships for FOUR awesome kids. We laughed. One dude cried. We teased him for having feelings. Good times were had by all. Let's do it again sometime!

[2:43am] Young Un: (whispering) Dad? Me: (groggy, half awake) Huh? What is it, bud? Young Un: Do you wanna know why I don't love you? ... Me: Uh... Can this wait until tomorrow? ... Young Un: Can I tell you one now?

Holy crap, how do we still have slots left?! If you're in Dallas area, don't miss this one. It's my only in-person workshop this year and I'm really proud of it. Gonna be fun.

One year at the state fair I played a carnival game where you throw 3 velcro axes at a target. Got a perfect bulls eye with the first one. Handed the other 2 back to the carnie, who was like, "Really? Not gonna try again?" Anyway that's the story I tell when people ask why I retired from VO.

Now that the strike is suspended, see below for a list of all the new roles I've been waiting to announce: 1/

TIL Billy Dee Williams had a prequel.

I like the Paddington movies okay, but I wouldn't say I'm a Padophile.

Scotty doesn't know. And at the same time? Cuno doesn't FOOKIN care.

Today was the kind of day that makes me wish I'd started therapy 6 years ago. Luckily there's whiskey and Citizen Cope.

"But Joel! You're a super basic straight white cis dude! Why do you love #Pride so much?" Because I get to see my homies shine, my good bitch. Get on this level.

So I got to drive a 1983 Toyota Trueno AE86 this weekend - same kind as Takumi drives in Initial D. Highlight of my year, no question. But the first thing I noticed? No power steering. Guys... I think anime is fake.

[to the tune of California Dreamin] At home the squirrels are brown (All the squirrels are brown) But looks like here they're gray (Yeah, here they're gray) I guess old Texas squirrels retire (Texas squirrels retire) In King of Prussia, PA...

Based on the hysterical cackling coming from the other room, I suspect the kids have discovered my old high school yearbooks.

Every time Wifey puts on some slow moving BBC show, I drink a couple beers and fall asleep. Unfortunately, this has created an intense Pavlovian response where even the subtlest British dialect makes me incredibly sleepy...

If you haven't done your good deed for the day... there's still time. Make this one count. #TeamGame gofund.me/19a1603c

Show us your writing process in a GIF

Are all boys born without a survival instinct or is it just mine that seem to thirst for death on a daily basis?

I don't audition anymore but still.

Don't trust anyone over 30.

Since the new dude is from Chicago, the only appropriate name for him to go by is "Pope Six Squish Uh Oh Cicero Lipschitz."

Today marks 20 years living in the Dallas area. That's exactly half my life... if I lie about my age.

New flyer for next month's VO workshop. Apologies for the AI. It's been handled but I'll take the blame. Fuck AI. See y'all soon.

You in the DFW area? Wanna up your VO skills? AND help a badass kid get started on their college journey? I got you, fam.

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