The first dead horse that got beaten didn't even notice. Because it was dead

I've been thinkin' bout you, do you think about me still? (Please say yes please say yes please say yes) -Dylan from Love on the Spectrum if he was Frank Ocean

The backrooms probably have some solid reading nooks

Material and Textile Studies is fringe science

imagine being an actor randomly insulted by Quentin Tarantino and no one jumps to your defense

is he... 💅you know.... 💁🏼‍♀️ ..a hockey player?

do we like have scientific proof hamsters love tubes or have we been getting it horribly wrong this entire time

They should build a guitar that doesn't bump against everything when you pick it up

Osgood Perkins wants to direct an Apple ad so badly

Screaming BOOM THERE IT IS! DID YOU SEE THAT?? every time the YouTube fireplace loops and getting annoyed glares from people who are obviously mad they can't notice the loop

To this day I'll never drive behind a log truck thanks to Final Destination! Lol. Weapons was so good. Did you see Sinners? Check out Kpop Demon Hunters

The jeep + rubber duck thing but with truck nuts. Big ol' trucks driving around with like 20 pairs of truck nuts all swinging and knocking into each other

don't listen y'all, cause this ain't it / this beat that I'm banging is kinda shit

why did william banks do all that

(waking up to a bunch of missed phone calls from numbers starting with 555) bro last night was a movie

if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck there's still a strong chance it's an AI-generated duck

what if a walk in the park was actually really difficult

a pedalboard w/ a screen for various motivational messages like "you're doing great" "it's not you it's them" "don't let this discourage you"

Meghan Thee Trainor

I love arranging my apps so much. making them do a little wiggle. keep dancing fuckers

Uncle baby billy's bunker busters

Laughing at Disney Adults and Harry Potter Adults and immediately turning around to say "my life is a Wes Anderson movie" with a straight face

🎶you got a fast car / vroom vroom vroom, vroom vroom vroom vroom🎶

imagine watching Warfare and walking away thinking "I should join the army" instead of "I should tell my friends I love them"

WARFARE isn't pro-war or anti-war it is simply pro-get-your-boys-home-safe

dose the Costco guys

Swiss banks can have upwards of 30 other functions

(oh fuck I forgot to write stage banter for coachella weekend 2 uhhh let me just improvise something) Hey can we be louder than weekend 1? I said, can we be louder than weekend 1?

Update: exiled

FML I accidentally wrote "turn around AND die" on our apocalyptic settlement and now we're flooded with new visitors. The captain is soooo gonna kill me lol

Is Lady Gaga My Friend? A Coachella Retrospective

[Lady Gaga voice] Abracadabra medulla oblongata

The concept of rotting can only occur for any given length of time until the object rotting either ceases to exist or transforms into something else entirely. So in terms of "brain rot" I think we keep going. See what happens. Could be pretty cool

instead of Dolby Atmos what if you just put your surround speakers really high up

[hitting writers block on a Weezer biopic and then checking the news] oh let's go

catholic confessional but instead of a priest on the other side it's Goofy

uggggh my inZOI just committed tax fraud

was just shared on a Google Doc titled "nuclear codes! :)" from [email protected] ??

Calvin "Jennifer" Coolidge

drag name Carrie Coont

performatively yawning

Once you look past everything on the surface, the themes of Rocky Horror Picture Show are actually very sexual

my book on cable management titled "Unkinked" is getting very confused and angry reviews

the best overall cycle an artist can go through has gotta be 1. take all the drugs, write music on drugs about drugs 2. fall in love/become a parent, make amends with your past, write music about love and life and family 3. parenting = done. start dabbling in drugs again The best albums happen at 3

Girl are you moon river bc I'm crossing you in style

Memoir title "the shit we shat"

the pizitz food hall has wild'n out on one tv muted with no subtitles so it's fun to imagine what they're saying to each other. Many nice things I assume

when you hit standstill traffic there should be an optional voice chat with those around you

Guy who refers to a guitar as a signal generator