flying Lyft Airlines and the plane’s got a big pink moustache

i’m not playing Fortnite until they get the Chemical Brothers on there

“my most favorite shark, Bido”

after working in cinemas for over a decade, i’m still not convinced the general public knows what a movie trailer is, especially when they show up late for their movie and i tell them “you’re not missing the film, trailers are running” and they’re still pissing their pants

“A salp is a barrel-shaped, planktonic tunicate (a type of sea squirt) that moves using jet propulsion by pumping water through its body.” this is pure poetry.

don’t talk to me about electronica if you don’t know who jack dangers is

the punishment for taking a video call with no headphones in a large public space with high ceilings… GUILLOTINE!

the big plum of the pacific

stationery freaks going rabid over the Junji Ito x Hobonichi collab sounds like a Junji Ito plot

okay time to *al pacino voice* LOCK IN

Morr Music roster get me thru this

trying to come up with a good name for my neopet

i love trent reznor

i’ve been stuck on playing this track out, it rly does sound like a little dragonfly zigging and bouncing thru the air above dense, lush flora 🌷➰ no dragonfly emoji ;(

my boyfriend gets to meet Rouge the Bat at Book-Off today and i have to work TWO sold out screenings of cat video compilations

love that it’s gloomby and windy today. perfect weather to watch SHIN GODZILLA in 4K this evening

split pea splat

“PONPONPON” still hitting in 2025

i dunno why don’t you just stay home, order a pizza, and watch The Simsims?

i would never cool-guy someone

labubuprofen you’re welcome or i’m sorry

smoothie shops don’t name your berry smoothie “Very Berry” challenge

ummm ☝️ your thinky is showing 🤨

some djs just wanna throw on a jersey with hiragana on it instead of putting in hours of listening to music

kids these days don’t even know what it means to call someone an Eddie Haskell

it’s 2038 and your child is going to their Lost Media class to learn how to torrent

my brain is like “give me something to do!!” and my body is like “*coughs up dust cloud* PLEASE…let me sleep…”

it’s been a week since some lady’s pitbull slimed on my skirt, feels like a lifetime ago already. a lifeslime.

i got slimed by a lady’s pitbull today and i cried out, “he slimed on me!” and she willfully ignored me

V (of Vendetta fame) and David Thewlis in NAKED should have a yap off

big ass Paper Rad book for $300 at Verbatim

every time i look out into the lobby at work, i catch sight of the poster for THE LIFE OF CHUCK and that pose pisses me off. it also reminds me of this dream sequence from SFU

“doo doo doo” singing to this tune around the house, thinking ‘i’m literally GIR’ and now i miss the puppy suit GIR slippers i had as a tween ;__;

yakisoba storeroom blues

bwain fwy

oyster roulette

why is everything burger pizza hot dog

holding a gummy bear up to the light and examining it like a jewel

i feel the need…the need to: Alice in Chains karaoke

“if you saw me, no you didn’t” ahh lol

if you come over to my and aaron’s place and the night devolves into playing True Crime: Streets of LA, just do yourself a favor and politely excuse yourself

"Tamala 2030: A Punk Cat in Dark" movie to premiere at Fantasia Festival. It's the sequel to "Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space" indie japanese animated film by t.o.L (2002). fantasiafestival.com/en/news/fant...

From the David Lynch Collection - Lot #666 Signed Copy of Rupi Kaur’s Milk and Honey

dad said he left Six Feet Under on the TV for the dog while he was out

feels like every smoothie shop/cafe in SD is just serving struggle meals you could make at home

one-track pony, one-trick mind

customers have no idea that this is who they’re being mean to when they’re jerks to me

wait ‘til the rude, aloof ahhh zoomer i just rung up finds out there’s no Deftones in APOCALYPSE NOW 😒

Best Cancelled Barista Award goes to…!

Macross latte art at the throwdown