oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

A retired Time mage that runs a vineyard subtly speeding the aging of the wine produced.

A buddhist watching a street car named desire gently shaking their head.

Anyone play the Xenoblade games on the switch 2? Did any of them get any notable performance bumps?

Every time an unreal engine 5 game stutters that's actually the engine siphoning a very minor portion of your soul and sending it to Tim sweeny (he uses the souls to pay for fortnite festival licencing fee, since it's the only currency that music labels work with)

Crossbow + shield magic, big beefy character that moves like a one person phalanx... Projects magic shields behind enemies to ricochet crossbow shots... big fuck off armor tassets that can be detached and used as physical tower shields by allies...

High agility Fighter... dual spears... except their shaped weird... and act as dousing rods to find enemy weaknesses.. and they use the weird dousing rod-bits at the end of the spears to pry open enemy's armor before running them through....

Half of any one particular Super Giant game is just Darren Korb and Logan Cunningham talking to each other.

You ever learn about something then just *know* you're going to see a Fredrick Knudsen or other Down the Rabbit Hole style video about it in like, 6 months.

I've had sherma silksong for 12 hours and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

Thinking about the goddess spells in ocarina of time, I had never really considered them thematically but on reflection I appreciate how they take into their respective goddesses's aspects, din & power a destructive force, but one that is needed to open otherwise closed paths [cont..]

Getting ejected from heaven for asking the big man if Jesus was his humansona or more like his vtuber model.

I accept these memories and choose to move beyond their reach. One challenge at a time. One day at a time. One hour. One step. One breath. One muscle at a time.

Astral projectcting into a burger king; crying as my fingers phase through the chicken fries; why must i be cursed with this power.

I need someone to draw Diddy Kong with his dk64 guitar but it has "This machine kills Kremlings" written on it.

The way people react to Corporate -> indie vtuber re-debuts are so funny because people will post the "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you" and it's been like a month you parasocial goobers

Felt like drawing #midna. Also messing with a new shading style.

Important meditation, consider this when you exercise mindfulness: youtu.be/6IRZZ9m7UFQ?...

Yo I forgot how much astroneer gave me good brain chemicals.

Aourgh transmuting anxiety to productivity is tiring but worth it.

Fuck it here is Jersey Devil, I wish my head was as empty as his.

Just sorta tired of saying "It's out of my hands now" and immediately getting the worst possible result.

Lorn's Lure is out NOW on Steam and itch! > store.steampowered.com/app/1417930/... > rubeki.itch.io/lorns-lure If I ever needed your help boosting, it's now 🙏 You can also get the soundtrack by Phrakture Music right away, or purchase as a bundle with the game!

Oh and also to establish tone: No person should ever need to worry where their next meal, dose of medicine or safe nights sleep should be. Every person should have the right to be whatever they see fit, love who they see fit (assuming mutual consent ofc), And without harming others, pursue happiness

BEEG NUMBER IN METAPHOR not even max level, just at like 67

Obligatory algorithm rigging dyfw list: I'm exceedingly normal about: Game Dev TTRPGS SMT/Persona/Metaphor Zelda Xenoblade/gears/probably saga when I get around to it FFXIV WoW Automation games Space Sims (x4 x3 everspace) My cats Vinesauce/CSB/Wayneradiotv and adjacent streamers And my cats

Fuck it here is mothman (the cat)

Bidet... Bunson burner... Canned air... Is there a dedicated earth-aligned emitter? I'm trying to master the elements.