I might have talked to someone very famous on the phone at work today or I might have talked to someone with the same name as someone very famous. I’ve made a conscious decision to believe it’s the former.

zack snyder escape from new york remake

baseball

New York Mets I Love You But You’re Freaking Me Out

Just saw Obsession and i gotta say it’s nice to have a horror movie that’s mean-spirited and evil and makes you feel bad while watching it. The real deal.

so apparently punisher: war zone is a complete and total banger

They should make a movie about a martial arts school or perhaps a martial arts tournament.

It’s tough out here being both a candle enjoyer and an open window enjoyer.

Some good baseball stuff in here I think. open.substack.com/pub/anamorph...

if you're not already watching Widow's Bay, you should be watching Widow's Bay

sitting at my desk at work thinking about nothing but the resident evil trailer all day

Thinking about how Harvey Danger’s debut is the best album of all time.

Stephen King was right about everything except the fact that doing this would actually end someone’s political career

wait did the michael jackson movie have to hire someone to play john landis lmao

final inning from The Natural 🤝 final lap from Speed Racer

AND THE METS NEVER LOST A GAME EVER AGAIN

I like to take pictures of bugs.

Somebody just needs to tell the Mets that David Stearns intentionally assembled a losing team with the intention of moving the team to Miama, causing them to win through the power of spite.

“Giving me twenty dollars is the future” says guy who really needs twenty dollars.

some recent pictures I’ve taken

mets

You have no idea just how Matt Johnson the world is becoming.

This website just wasn’t built to withstand the release of a new Tom Waits song.

debuting the Batsweater today

we got Purge sequels for that

I wasn’t aware that the pope was supposed to be tough on crime. I’m listening and I’m learning.

Maybe he saw the scarf and got confused

I’m sculpting again

Thinking about rewatching Fail Safe for no reason at all.

Bride thoughts, Animorphs thoughts, Maniac Cops, etc. open.substack.com/pub/anamorph...

thinking about green glove guy from twin peaks the return. i miss him.

easter

Anamorphic Review is now rebranding to Animorphic Review because this is gonna be the only thing I ever talk about going forward. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

hearing preliminary reports that we might actually be so back

moon day

I hate the movie The Raid 2

On the one hand taking great movies and making them 10 hours long for no reason is bad. One the other, Javier Bardem playing Max Cady…

love to see it

This is a powerful image

Viral marketing campaign for a movie about death markets.

METS WORLD SERIES 2026 BABYYYYY

opening day let's go mets

cat loves george c scott

Can’t stop thinking about the vertical anamorphic lens flares in Project Hail Mary.

I just really like Spider-Man

Vibrating so hard my flesh evaporates completely, leaving behind only a skeleton. The skeleton is doing backflips and punching walls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9v...

🚨NEWSLETTER🚨 I love Matt Johnson open.substack.com/pub/anamorph...