So we're just going to let them carry on with the treason then, huh? Cool cool cool.

Hey I have a great idea... why don't all these dumdums stop airing him? It's a foolproof way to not get sued.

If I were an international war criminal and terrorist, and I had my hands on this tape, I would probably use it to request a private meeting with the president of the US in Alaska, complete with red carpet and ass-kissing.

This guy is more unsettling to me than Jeffrey Dahmer. The way he delivers devastating news with a joyful smile is surely a sign of psychopathy.

The Rapist Formerly Known as Prince

Does that make Epstein Old Yeller? And Maxwell is Kristi Noem?

"Walk into a room like you own the place and 9/10 people will go along with it" (aka the entire Republican platform) well bitch I am the 10th person and I have some shit to say.

Republicans, shrugging: "I don't see the connection."

Maybe it's time we have white house reporters elected by the people so if they feel the need to be polite while health insurance gets ripped away and a pedophile comfortably lies on a daily basis, they can lose their jobs.

Congratulations to the Dems for finally learning how to spin the narrative. On a day that would have been R's patting themselves on the backs for showing up to work, the well-timed release of the Epstein emails has put them in panic mode and on their back feet. Keep it up 👏

Congratulations Ambassador Boebert

Really, this is the thing? He's called Americans garbage, scum, the enemy within, suckers, losers, uneducated, terrorists, fat... And it's "not talented" that sets off his base? Just goes to show every MAGA is a deeply insecure sheep whose daddy didn't clap loud enough at the school play.

The Great Golden Doophus marks nearby alphas with his scent so the betas know they are already paid for.

Tell ya what, it's a pretty weird time to be watching The Man in the High Castle for the first time.

If there is such a thing as good Kennedy Karma, I believe this is the man to bring it about.

Nancy Drew: The Terror of Windmills and the Mystery of Magnets

And I'm concerned that the safety of our skies lies in the hands of a guy from Real World.

Something something predatory loans and practices... I remember all the way back to 2024 when we had IGs and agencies to protect citizens from this sorta thing...

Stop asking questions. Start making statements.

My years in team management taught me that the way to cure disgruntled workers is to insult and threaten them, and that if they do leave it's no big loss because it's easy to replace highly skilled and experienced employees.

Burn it all down.

Congratulations Republicans, you have finally pushed every last one of us to the "burn it all down" phase. We have nothing left to lose, and that should scare you.

Has he tried wearing eyeliner?

The 2028 dem presidential nominee should run on the promise of legalizing discrimination against MAGAs.

Please talk to your children about what is happening, but do not show them too many videos of modern-day atrocities until they are an appropriate age. I think it's pretty clear that on the whole, human-kind has become desensitized to the suffering of others and most of that is due to over-exposure.

Hahahhahha

Every republican response is just a slightly less sophisticated version of "I know you are but what am I neer neer neer"

Where are the billionaires on our side? All we need is one of them to bribe one of these political whores in the room with $20 and a sandwich to tell us what he means by "if we do what I'm saying" because this is absolutely chilling.

Sen Rosen showing people that if they are starving they can always eat the balls of insufferable congressional republicans.

After crushing losses last night, Trump posted today that he "loves" Americans. Well I know what love from a narcissist feels like. I know what breadcrumbs taste like. I know what love bombing looks like, and that's what's coming next. Don't fall for it. Don't trade your dignity for a dirty check.

Update: after waiting on hold for 2.5 hours yesterday to schedule an appointment for today, I drove the 30 minutes back, waited 30 minutes even with an appointment time, to be told that they couldn't help me because I TOOK THE STAPLE OUT OF MY DOCUMENT.

So America just really has a huge fucking problem with the idea of a woman as president huh?

"I don't think it was good for anybody." I dunno it was pretty good for me.

To our friends around the world who have been watching the downfall of the US in horror - please understand that things sometimes move slowly here, but we will right this ship. We ain't going nowhere, and tonight's election results are an indicator of things to come. Change is coming.

So proud to see all my Sac Town weirdos represented on MSNBC, thank you for voting! 🙏

Seems like a great time to remind everyone of the Trump-Qatari base in Idaho.

He's right - it is a GIANT SCAM that we are holding a vote and trying to do things the right way when we could just shove it down people's throats while laughing, like republicans do.

2 hours and counting on hold with Social Security Administration just to MAKE AN APPOINTMENT to go into the building to change my name because they don't offer that very simple service online. Merica! Feeling pretty taxated without being representated.

The actual true story of WTF did TRumpty do to our Whitehouse?! Credit to Nick Muller 💓

What did Donald promise to Xi in exchange? Where will China be building their new military base on American soil?

Many of us mourned deeply on November 4th 2024 because we knew in our bones that total self-annihilation was a realistic, non-alarmist outcome.

All I'm saying is do NOT watch A House of Dynamite on Netflix which depicts the inevitability of catastrophe when a seemingly COMPETENT administration is in power. However I did get warm and fuzzies imagining the real SecDef having a similar ending as the fictional one in the movie.

Is there any pain deeper than craving a snack after you've already flossed for the night?

I am full-body wearable heating pad years old.

I'm sure glad I tuned back into the news after a much-needed mental health break in time to see Lawrence O'Donnell dunk on CNN and specifically Scott Jennings that hard. Epic.

Get in bitches, it's Scorpio Season and we're going stinging.

A+

So weird the amount of money drump is demanding from DOJ is almost the same amount quoted for his stupid ballroom. This world is full of crazy coincidences.

These are the only orange faces I will allow on my feed.

Les petites choses ❤️ #Bookclub