Terminator changes mind, says technofascist takeover is actually good thing. youtube.com/watch?v=vOMg...

This as America is recalling all military leaders to one place 🤔

I wonder what the bullets will say today

Attitude reflects leadership. Trump is a cancer. Trump is the problem. We will know no peace until he is gone.

Republican: gives example of something terrible a democrat did. Democrat: gives example of something terrible a republican did. Both: shrug, shake hands and agree to let things continue being shitty for the rest of eternity.

Frodo: “I wish it need not have happened in my time." Gandalf: "So do I, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” J.R.R. Tolkien

Liberals are funny, I don't care what they say

"There is no superior race." "There is no 'chosen people of God'." "It is neither the United States nor Israel." "The 'chosen people of God' is all of humanity." - President of Colombia, Gustavo Petro

I said a few days ago I would vote for anyone who made a requirement for men to try and contraction simulator just once. Here's video of a period pain simulator, which is quaint compared to contractions 😆

I know some flags up on the mantle I know some mommas got no sons I know a whirlwind when I see one coming we're gonna reap it as it comes youtube.com/watch?v=IplN...

I thought it would have been for the indiscriminate murder on the high seas, but we'll take it.

I think we have to DEMAND that these "precedents" are reversed once he's out of office. They are clear violations of human and civil rights protections and are clearly being done in bad faith on Christian nationalist principles rather than legality.

Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune without the words And never stops at all -Emily Dickinson

As someone who worked in pharmaceutical manufacturing for over a decade, this idiot again has no idea what he's talking about. Pharmaceutical companies don't typically own their own manufacturing facilities - they contract with pre-existing facilities that already have the capabilities. (1/2)

Democrats better not fold on the shutdown. Things HAVE to get bad enough for even apolitical people to take notice if we ever expect things to get better. Shut this f*cker down.

This is like a purple cat calling a meeting with all the neighborhood cats and showing videos of other cats calling it a purple cat then demanding outrage.

They will shut down the entire government before they allow these files to see the light of day.

HEPATITAS

I'm glad Comey has the opportunity to win back some good karma and fight for the country he helped destroy.

Psst... New season of Alice in Borderland dropped today. You're welcome.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Trump knows his time is running out. He knows he can never be a great man, so he will settle for just being remembered. Time to let go, gramps.

"Boss we found the ammo." "Great, write anti-ICE messaging on it." "Sorry you broke up, write what kind of message?" "Anti-ICE." "Got it!"

Shocked to find it's shaping up to be another terrible day in America. I'm staying in bed, but Brownie the Plott Hound sends you all extra big puppy dog eyes to see you through whatever fresh horrors you may encounter today.

Two more innocent immigrant lives stolen due to vitriolic demonization by the radical right lunatics, while the president and VP carry the pitchforks and lead the way.

Oh look, Ted Cruz trying to politicize a shooting by pretending he's not politicizing a shooting. Blaming the left without having the balls to say he's blaming the left. Sorry Cruz, we're not as dumb as MAGA and we're not falling for it. We're going to continue calling out the abuses of ICE.

I can be dog tired all day, but the moment my head hits the pillow I replay my entire life from birth to present moment and back again (with extra emphasis on the mistakey bits) like these toys sliding on their tracks. Anyone else?

Less of a presidential administration, more of a traveling circus full of carnies performing well-rehearsed stunts, each with their part to play.

I will vote for any politician who vows to require all men to wear a contraction simulator on the lowest setting for 30 seconds once in their lives. I think that would help clear things up for them a bit.

Straight from the mouth of the creator of Gilead.

Look, if Republicans want to go back to dying in their thirties who are we to stop them?

Has anyone checked with the Mayo Clinic to see if they are using the Rumor Method correctly?

I thought we had more time, but it looks like I'll be moving meds up a bit on my doomsday prepper priority list.

This cabinet of leathery depreciated jackasses is having closed-door meetings about how in the world they can possibly make the pregnancy and childbirth process worse and more dangerous for women in America. Success!

An ode to billionaires Who have it all yet somehow not enough

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

"I sure didn't do all that to teach the Nazi's a lesson in humanity. They ain't got no humanity." youtube.com/watch?v=ScA4...

Instead of watching a bunch of soulless opportunists fake mourn a racist, I'm going to treat myself to a movie about something much more believable called Death of a Unicorn.

Safe flight 👋

Had an unsettling dream last night. I was back in high school. A student sitting across from me was doodling bubble words all over his page in gold ink so much that the ink ran dry. I told him he should go work at the oval office when he graduates. The whole room stopped and turned to stare at me.

He who controls the internet controls the world. Take your kids outside today.

It's a hard knock Scorpio life.

If you're a parent, and your toddler is screaming because they want to run around with scissors, you don't give them the scissors and let them do it so they can find out how bad it is to run around with scissors. And yet, that's what the democratic party's strategy appears to be.

For Jimmy 💪

Everything is terrible outside but here inside the garden walls, the flowers and gnomies are happy about the rare September sprinkle in California.

"The left really needs to tone down their violent rhetoric."

Parents, don't let your babies grow up to be terminally online 🎶

Unpopular opinion: homeless people who are not veterans also deserve to live.