I think I'm the only human in the world who writes/edits erotica whilst listening to impressionist music especially works composed by Debussy. I love me Clair de Lune.

Surely I can't be the only person who encounters something without a soft surface and decide it needs to be covered in some sort of fabric, right?

I often get bad ideas. This one just happens to have been written up.

Made one that looks like a moon jelly. I crocheted 40(!) little tentacles and hand embroidered the rings (somehow aesthetically pleasing gonads), but didn't have the foresight to crochet the oral arms with the rest of the body. I tried to crochet the arms on after, but couldn't make them look right.

I hate how generative AI is replacing so many aspects of humanity. Art, productivity, relationships, and likely beyond what I know have been simulated by these slopinators.

Being into vore is weird; you start having conversations with your gastrointestinal system on what or who you're going to eat next. I know mine makes it very clear that the next meal should be my significant other.

I've got something in the works. Might make enough jellies to fill Jellyfish Fields.

I got around to uploading the final result. It was a quick mend taking maybe 30 minutes to do. Getting the motivation add my watermark was something that took me longer than needed to do. I'm wondering if my furbies are into the Men in Black movies for the same reason a lot of folks are…

I got a hoodie as a memo from a favourite amusement park ride's gift shop a while back, but only recently had I realised a good chunk of the sleeve wasn't stitched properly. I had my little Furby sewing buddies help me find the seam, and I had to take a goofy picture with them.

I was doodling a dragon when I added a belly as a joke. @goodwarlock.bsky.social suggested some edits and here we are. I have a very terrible influence.

Whilst stuffing up the gigastomper, I saw I had a bunch of minky scraps large enough to embroider on. I'll probably stitch some more faces tomorrow on a different fabric.

I tried and gracefully failed a Twilight Knights Cosplay pattern. I think my first mistake was not realising how large the feet are. Get your gigastompers and mega tooties over to my blog get my thoughts on this pattern. aapurezero.wordpress.com/2026/04/09/m...

Bahg. You know who you are, @goodwarlock.bsky.social. Anyway, I've been playing around with my good machine recently. I know I puckered my fabric and can't stitch in the lines: that's why I use muslin instead of faux fur.

Planning out the spots by embroidering their outlines. I'll end up changing the spots to make them more game-accurate as well as more round. I can't freehand circles without them becoming wonky.

Third prototype made. Looks a lot more like a yoshi egg minus the spots. I've got an idea to mark where I'll appliqué spots. A curious thing is that the spots are randomly scattered on the egg in game models. I'll see if I can make something similar.

I found the goofy goober who was posing as me! Can't really do too much to this fella, though. Anyway, I've been working on prototypes for an egg plush. I want to make them rounded and spotted, but the seams I've used do not make sewing the eggs up easy. I'll probably simplify the seams.

Yoshi yoshi. Yoshi yoshi yoshi? (This does not look safe to be around. Where is that other thing I saw yesterday?)

Yoshi yoshi? Yoshi yoshi. (What is this thing? It kinda looks like an egg.)

Yoshi? Yoshi yoshi; yoshi yoshi. (Huh? I wonder why I'm here; I can't remember how I got into this situation.)

Yoshi yoshi yoshi. Hmm… (I'm on top of a strange, soft fabric. I wonder how I got here…)

I finally finished the footpaws! They are the funnest thing to wear (on both my hands and feet). Stomp on over to my blog to read more about them. aapurezero.wordpress.com/2026/03/08/f...

Artists' mannequins can't do the poses I want to draw! I'm going to show this chunk of wood a lesson!

Almost done! There's a wedge of fabric in the side of the foot that led to me basting rather than pinning. Hopefully that will stop any shifting or nonsense my machine wants to throw at me. Soles aren't attached to the rest of the foot, but could have the footpaws done by tomorrow or the next day.

Stitching these tootsies up took longer than expected. My machine did not like stitching through faux fur, minky, and stuffing, but I managed with some yelling and profanities.. I had cut out more toes than needed, so I might make another set.

Stuffed up all of the pads on one of the feetpaws. I like stuffing the pads harder than desired so they'll be squishier when the stuffing deflates. I've also fluffed up the fur between the pads for some realism and to prepare for the final shave.

Stuffing toe beans with super-soft and über-squishy siliconised fibrefill (mochi stuffing).

Third time's the charm especially when I enable canvas extraction. I knitted cables in bright wool. More images and story at aapurezero.wordpress.com/2026/02/25/i...

Reuploading because my images are bugged. I played thread chicken and lost. Going to need to get some more thread.

Hello world. I'm PureZero and I'm an artist of too many things. Welcome.