@coachdaddydrew.bsky.social and Tom have a brutal round of kissy-faces

Nipple and other stuff

An Onsen in Hakone, Japan is a great excuse to be a skank on the internet.

MetalBob at Dore Alley 2025

Leaving the tag on the shirt really gives “dad snuck away from the backyard BBQ to fuck your throat” vibes.

My boyfriend got a cold for his birthday. Please cheer him up with beefy furry dad butts and fat cocks.

Boyfriend accused me of photoshopping. His punishment will be sexy.

@coachdaddydrew.bsky.social Drew at TBRU 2025

@kchicks.bsky.social KC at TBRU 2025

(Peach emoji)

I’m not above creeper photos of big sweaty meatballs.

This is what I look like when pretending I’m unaware that I’m taking a selfie. This is also what Zuri looks like when she’s hiding her head in shame.

That thing where you’re house / dog sitting for friends, and they have a pantry full of snacks. Anyway, I’m pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.

Downlighting. Reduced exposure. Turn to the side to make your arm look huge. Crop out your belly. Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.

Dave in Palm Springs 2023

Tummy… Wednesday? Why not.

Adrien at Folsom Street Fair

Adrien and Todd at #Folsom Street Fair 2023

Just finished a podcast about Elon… Anyway, I’m over here now. Stay tuned for Folsom 2023 photos.