Kong Certified Donkey Kong Jr. Math Fans are gonna wanna tune into the 2025 BLG Awards later tonight in exactly ONE HOUR!! You might not believe who's going to appear... 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_6f...

i think i heard a voice coming from inside the barrels

Just be glad I'm not Donkey Kong Junior Bible Studies

you would not BELIEVE who just got elected as new donk city mayor tonight

How many times does your heart beat in a day?

cranky just walked out into the living room buttass naked and said wrinkly "took the coin" in the divorce

Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... Except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you... Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.

Something just happened.

can you keep a donkey kong jr secret

What did you DO.

They've been putting something in the bananas. DK doesn't believe me, but I just know it.

They can't hold me back forever.

donkeyrune tomorrow

waiting for a friend to beat the arcade dk games and 94 before we go through dkc together in 2p contest so while they play those stupid ass goo goo gaga baby games for babies im hopping on w/ a friend for some REAL fuckin video games

Do you value your teeth? Donkey Kong sure didn't.

i'm donkey kong junior pissed off tonight

Quit asking about who Knuckles is and get back to solving my math problems, clowns.

fuck it. take a donkey kong jr bath, why don't you

r/malelivingspace

if you ever feel down, just remember: i've been solving math problems

google how to install GTA5 math hack

Fuck.

in the new racing game my kart is powered by my knowledge. Unfortunately, I am fucking stupid

stubbed my toe on a barrel. fuck my donkey kong jr. life

Good evening. "Donkey Kong Jr. Math" was a ten day sociological study conducted by Kong Kollege. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Passion of the Kong

DK Jr. Math Update: Donkey Kong has escaped the tomb

They put a chocolate coated banana in my easter basket but it all melted so there's just a brown chocolatey stain on everything now :(

Thank you all for 100 followers! I hope you all enjoy my math as much as I do ;^)

it didn't have to be math. i could've been like the others. Donkey Kong Junior Biology, Donkey Kong Junior Political Science, and don't even fucking get me started on Donkey Kong Junior Spelling. Fuck that guy

wishing you a very Donkey Kong Junior Math Easter Saturday from us here down in kongo jungle

[ASMR] enraged and thinly-restrained Donkey Kong Jr. II teaches you about Exponents and Roots

fun junior math test for all of you lovely viewers at home: try to calculate the amount of fucks i give

why havent they added me back into mario kart yet

straight up mathing it

got so high off banana and now the dice in mario party are giving me panic attacks

Do you ever think about what happens to all the Donkey Kong Juniors who have died to get where I am today

I Caught Your Vibe From Across The Kongo Jungle And I Think You're Chill, Wanna Vape And Do Math Problems With Me

There are Kremlings outside my house right now

Donkey's Curse grows stronger.

Do A Few Lines Of Banana Powder With Junior II

Can YOU figure it?

I sit on my throne made of a hollowed barrel and hammer handles

how many banas