Serious question: In the NFL, if a team is attempting an extra point, and the defense gains possession of the ball, and then drop kicks it through the uprights? Is that worth 1 point? Because it's a kick from the ground on an extra point play, so it should be worth 1 point, right?

Fun fact: Sugar was once regarded as a spice. It was something you added to food in small quantities to improve the taste. Then it became cheap and people realized that, unlike many spices, it still tastes pretty damned good even in massive quantities, and it became a core part of our diet.

Someone should examine the link between autism and the Epstein files.

Happy Don't Talk To Cops Day, everyone. We don't talk to cops on Don't Talk To Cops Day. We have seven of them each week, so if you fuck it up and talk to cops, just try to do better on the next one.

The Violent Femmes . . . they bring ALL their equipment on the bus . . .

I'm just saying we've got a letter called "double-u" and yet no one spells it "vacwm"

TACO 'bout to learn that you do NOT fuck around with Johnson & Johnson's bottom line. Be ready for a complete reversal in no more than two weeks.

Pet peeve: The many, MANY homes in my area that were once VERY nice little 2/1 starter homes, and someone decided to turn the utility room AND the garage into bedrooms but add zero bathrooms so now it's a 4/1 with no laundry hookups or covered parking and one of the bedrooms is TINY.

What if - now hear me out here - what if "Twix" is a third declension nominative singular and the two bars contained therein are the "TVVICES"

Just so y'all know, I'm Antifa now. I don't mean I'm anti-fascist. I've been that for ages. I mean "Antifa" is my name now.

If you don't know, these are the actual skeletons of Grover Krantz, and his Irish Wolfhound, Clyde. Krantz was a physical anthropologist, a bigfoot fanatic, and an avid photographer who took thousands of photos for the Smithsonian Institutions. He requested that his remains be displayed in this way

So I bought a huge bag of 60 Reese's Pumpkins from BJ's . . . and there was an unwrapped Reese's Pumpkin in the bag. Should I eat it? Should I eat the unwrapped Reese's Pumpkin? I mean, the BAG was sealed, so it should be fine, right? RIGHT?

The iconic Glock 17 pistol is so named because it was the first product to incorporate Gaston Glock's 17th patent (part of the spring control mechanism). If we extend this logic to Glock's other products . . . behold the Glock 1.

Dear folks: There's a lot of misinformation about guns out there. I know a fuck ton about guns. Been shooting competitively since I was 9. Everything we've all seen with our own eyes about Nazi Kirk's death is consistent with a 150 gr. soft-point .30-06 round fire from 150-250 yards.

Trail mix and Pepsi for breakfast today because sometimes you have all the ingredients to make a fancy omelette but don't feel like being in the kitchen.

I think the best possible anti-vax argument is to point out that the vast majority of anti-vaxxers were vaccinated as children and look how they turned out. Is that what you want? More of them?

Fun fact: In 1941, the British SAS consisted entirely of 65 men, but they called it "Detachment L, Special Air Service Brigade" to give the impression that it was a small part of a much larger unit. It was not. Detachment L was the whole thing. It wasn't until 1944 that an ACTUAL Brigade existed.

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits?

I'm jus' sayin' United States, Canada Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

fun fact: Cheetahs are incredibly easy to tame, but pretty much impossible to domesticate. If you just snatch up a cheetah cub or even an older juvenile and take it home, they will adapt to domestic life just as a house cat would.

47 school shootings in the US in 2025. Some with multiple deaths and injuries. Only one gets a White House vigil and moments of silence at 90% of professional sporting events, and not a single child or student even got hurt during that one.

Still amazed that of all the things we could have called the substance we use to clean our teeth and gums, we went with "paste." PASTE IS NOT A CLEANING PRODUCT!

Sad: pumpkin spice Rad: sweet potato spice Explanation: IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SPICES, ONLY BLACKER!

Utah prosecutors say they're seeking the death penalty. That means Robinson's charge is "aggravated murder." Below is the relevant statute. Which of these aggravating factors are they alleging are met? I'm having trouble figuring out how shooting one podcaster is a capital murder in Utah.

From 1880 to 1882, there was a Major League Baseball team that operated out of Worcester, Massachusetts called the Worcester Worcesters.

fun fact: The average human synthesizes and then hydrolyzes about 50 KILOGRAMS (110 lbs.) of ATP every single day. There's only 100-250 grams (3.5-9 ounces) of ATP in your body at any given time, but you're constantly hydrolyzing it and synthesizing more.

Y'know those energy gel packets athletes use? The nutritional profile is pretty much identical to a mayonnaise packet plus 2 or 3 sugar packets . . . and that's MUICH cheaper. In fact, you can get mayo and sugar packets for free at many eating establishments.

My predictions for this NFL season: One (1) NFL team will win the Super Bowl, increasing the NFL's winning streak in that particular contest to 55 consecutive years. The NFL's total win percentage will be approximately 50%, give or take a tie or two.

Ironic that the website charliesmurderers[dot]com doesn't mention the actual murderer of Charlie even once.

Glad they cancelled that American Comeback tour. It had an incredibly high violent crime rate. Woulda had to send in the Marines to get that shit under control.

Every day, I can feel myself getting closer to non-ironically "kids these days"ing someone, and it fills me with dread. If that day should ever come, don't cry for me - I'm already dead.

Asking people who think it's inappropriate to make jokes about Reichsminister Tinyface's death where they were when Osama Bin Laden was assassinated in his own home in front of his family. I bet it wasn't mourning this political violence against a man whose crimes were mostly speech, was it?

So lemme get this straight: A group with a shared political ideology celebrates a man's death: MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. A different group with a shared political ideology is the one that CAUSED the man's death: thots and praries for this trouble young man

let's be clear: it is the mark of a fascist state that in the wake of a public murder the ruling party immediately scapegoats its political opponents it is the mark of a fascist state that despite the truth coming to light, it will not deter them from continuing the lie or correcting themselves

When a person who is famous for their speech dies, it's customary to post famous quotes from that person in memoriam. Weird how if you do that very normal memorial practice for Charlie Kirk, everyone just assumes you hate the guy. Almost as if nearly everything he said is WORTHY of hatred.

"They tended to use the word civilians to mean people who weren't policemen. It was a dangerous way to think. If policemen weren't civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers." -- Terry Pratchett

While we were all distracted by a Nazi getting proper fucked, the Senate decided to block the release of ANY PART of the Epstein Files. Gee, how surprising.

There's only one possible scenario where Charlie Kirk wouldn't exploit this shooting to score political points and we're in it.

I wonder if all these threats to African American institutions are linked to the flood of Fox News personalities screaming “we need to fight back”? Eh, probably just a series of incredible coincidences

And just like that, the "Never Forget" crowd done completely forgot.

Pigs get fed. Hogs get slaughtered.

At least three American women were murdered by their spouses in their own homes yesterday. You don't even know their names. It's not newsworthy.

Speaking of assassinations . . . it's the anniversary of one actually worth mourning. Allende was assassinated by the U.S. government on September 11, 1973 for the terrible crime of being a duly elected president of a nation of brown people and also a socialist.

Weird how no one's suggesting Trump should send the War Department to Utah. They clearly have a serious violent crime problem there.

Fake news. Charlie Kirk's alleged friends and family are all paid crisis actors.

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"Behold! I have returned! On this day, you, my faithful- Um . . . what's that on top of your temple?" "You mean our church? It's a cross, my Lord." "Like the kind they brutally murdered me with? Where I spent literally the worst day of my life? You're putting those on ALL the temples?" "...yes"

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH! *deep breath* AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!

Dear dudes who will never read this but need to: If an immigrant or a POC or a woman or a person with a disability took your job, it's almost certainly not because of DEI. It's almost always because they're just objectively better at the job than you are. Git gud, scrub

Let me be your barrel in the darkness.