AFTER 3 YEARS OF LIVING HERE, I FINALLY GOT A PROPER MIRROR FOR MY BEDROOM SINK GONE ARE THE DAYS OF CROUCHING DOWN AND SQUINTING TO SHAVE OR BRUSH MY TEETH FUCK YOU, LIL MIRROR, IM IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW

"The City? Your average Backstreets rat considers it a hellscape, all while Nest-dwellers sit cozy up in their make-believe paradise. But the bitter truth? We're all just living in our own little limbos. The fun question is: how low can you go?" 💲🎨: @lira.vtubers.social

So I finally tried that big can of instant apple tea, and uh... Flavor... Not great... Prep... Too many spoonfuls for one cup... The fact I had to translate it from whatever language it was... Yeah... In summary...

Human vessel warning but GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT THEIR FIRST CAR!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! So worth walking 25 minutes after work in 100° F weather

Dork Mom Care Package arrived today and shits looking good

Hoping to get my first ever car by the end of the month, but I swear, the hoops to jump through for insurance and payments and service reports and all this other bullshit is such a headache. I just wanna get this over with and go vroom vroom.

Anyone else consider standing in front of a fan after a good shower one of those little joys in life? (can you tell I'm trying really hard to figure out what to post to this account?)

I've been dealing with stupid work-related money math problems for the past 2 months, and NOW, FINALLY, I CAN DEFEAT (most of) THEM THEY SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER FUCK YOU, AIRBNB, AND YOUR WEIRD PAYMENT SYSTEM

... So, funny story, I wore a crop top like this once many years ago for something, and holy shit are they uncomfy for me LMAO Thank you for bringing back that trauma with the wonderful art 💙

Roux did a thing. They're embarrassed to share it. I'm not. 😈 🎁🎨 @eboytears.bsky.social #DorkArts #Vtuber #ENVtuber #Art #Anime

🔴LIVE🔴 What is wrong with this school? What are these voices in my head? And why does the MC like doors so much? Let's fucking find out with more Danganronpa! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #Danganronpa

🔴LIVE🔴 I've never played the Danganronpa series. And now my mod has me at gunpoint to play it and have them and their friends VA it with me. Help. 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #Danganronpa

🔴LIVE🔴 Hong Lu has given his answer. How will the world reply? Let's find out together in the grand finale of Canto 8 of Limbus Company. 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

🔴LIVE🔴 I NEED TO SEE THIS GROWN MAN CRY ALREADY CANTO 8 PART 2 IN LIMBUS COMPANY TIME 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

11 years ago today, a little puppy entered my life. She's grown so much since we got her in so many ways. She may not be by my side today, but knowing she's happy and at peace back home brings me the same feelings Happy Adoption Day, Luna 💙

I recently met @eboytears.bsky.social's friends, and I'm uncertain what my first impression on them is, especially with this piece of art someone made- 🎁🎨 @ashleymiw.bsky.social #VTuber #ENVtuber #Art #DorkArts #Anime

🔴LIVE🔴 Reliving my childhood with some Halo gameplay (feat. an idiot friend of mine named Kaz)! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #Halo

🔴LIVE🔴 Long time coming... but Hong Lu is losing his smile one way or another. CANTO 8 TIME, BABY! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

🔴LIVE🔴 The world's most insane MIT graduate continues to wreak havoc in Half-Life 2... Is he from Florida? He has to be, right? 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #HalfLife

🔴LIVE🔴 Zombies. Aliens. Mercs. Nothing can stop Gordon mf-ing Freeman. We're escaping Black Mesa or mald trying! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #HalfLife

@eboytears.bsky.social made me try REPO for the first time last night, and uh...

🔴LIVE🔴 ... Not gonna lie, the Rain World slugcat gives me major Worm On A String vibes, and I'm so down for it- 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #RainWorld

🔴LIVE🔴 Quite ironic the demon vtuber now has to exorcise his own kind... But, boy oh boy, will it be fucking fun playing FAITH: The Unholy Trinity! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber

🔴LIVE🔴 Time for ninja flips, katana kicks, and sick musical trips with the weeb's right of passage: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #MetalGear

Watched Speed Racer (2008) and Novocaine (2025) (first time for the latter), and just...

Man, if I keep getting free food from guests at my work place during PM shifts, I'm gonna have half a mind to request more LMAO

This Friday night better fucking slap after getting Mexican food from my fav local place, my fav flavor of ice cream, and Session 0 of my new D&D character Else, I'm distorting and making it everyone's problem

I know that if no one else got me Today is Friday in California always got me

No stream this coming Sunday as I've been slotted for a half-shift during our usual stream time, and with how shit my sleep's been latel, don't think I can muster up an earlier stream

🔴LIVE🔴 Man, what a late start to a stream, but THATS OK cause we're continuing RE7 and beating Lucas' lil game just to show how much cooler we are! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ResidentEvil

🔴LIVE🔴 Wanna know what's scarier than surviving sci-fi horror? Surviving it with only one hand availa- wait, what do you mean you're used to it...? ANYWAYS, ENDOPARASITIC TIME! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #Endoparasitic

🔴LIVE🔴 Who know I'd run though this game so fast... Welp, let's try and 100% Ender Lilies today! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #EnderLilies

JOJO STEEL BALL RUN ANIME ITS HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH youtu.be/RHkvkwnQbEQ?...

🔴LIVE🔴 Alas, no more Limbus for a few more weeks... but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some more Mili bangers in the Ender Lilies OST! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #EnderLilies

🔴LIVE🔴 Finally sending Limbus Company to the doctor cause they apparently have a severe case of... Blockma? 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

🔴LIVE🔴 This is the simplest, stupidest early morning stream I'm ever gonna stream, so get in here before it's lost to time- 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber

🔴LIVE🔴 WE GOING TO DISNEYLAND MADE OF BLOOD AND TRAUMA, LETS GOOOOOOOOO, CANTO 7 TIIIIIME 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

So, my work schedule got changed for this coming week again (for a valid reason tho) SO here's the plan: Normal stream on today, Monday, and Tuesday (2 PM PST) Shorter, earlier stream on Sunday (work in the afternoon, so prob 10 AM PST?), and this one will be the dumb shit I had planned for today

We're definitely streaming tomorrow. I got a special thing prepared for yall. :)

No stream this coming weekend since I only got 1 day off and I need to do chores, but next weekend is a 3 day weekend for me so def more flexibility for streams

🔴LIVE🔴 From killing our evil selves to killing time, we need a break from killing for a while... Oh, look, a WARP Train ride!- 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

🔴LIVE🔴 Another early start cause I want more of this game (and to watch more of Heathcliff's failed simping attempts in his Canto). 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

Make it 20

🔴LIVE🔴 Starting an hour early because I swear, if Bamboo-Hatted Kim doesn't fuck off and let me get to the next Canto, I will distort live on stream- 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

🔴LIVE🔴 My legs may hurt due to work, but not enough to KICK CHRISTMAS INTO THE DIRT in Limbus Company's Intervallo III! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany

Today has been the most exhausting PM shift I've had so far. I don't think I've sweat as much working as I have today. 40-something check-ins. So many kids. Ran out of towels and certain rooms. And with just 25 more minutes left, I'm still afraid of what might happen next.

gotta catch em all!

Looking at Twitch analytics for my weekly streams. Ngl, proud of the slow and steady progress, but... Think we can hit 1k by the end of the year? Circumstances have gotten me stuck in the 800s for a bit, but I wanna try and push past that. That'd be a nice little gold star to put on my forehead.

As I said in stream, I won't be streaming today (Monday) cause of chores + rest, so we'll start the Christmas Intervallo and maybe Canto 6 next week Sunday

🔴LIVE🔴 We have [insert pirate game] at home... and by that I mean more Canto 5 in Limbus! 🔗 twitch.tv/DorkLordAsh #Live #Twitch #Vtuber #ENVTuber #ProjectMoon #LimbusCompany