I went to a Bunny Cafe today Excuse me while I die happy

I don't normally post feet pics online but they're just looking too cute today

Still fingering out what to call this one #art #analogcollage #collageart

Could a depressed person do THIS? *leaves 15 dirty mugs scattered across my bedroom*

Pears: It is telling they compare women's bodies to easily bruised fruit. Am I juicy and soft enough for your liking? For your consumption? Exist to ripen. Gentle #sweet -ness on your tongue. Careful, soon I'll rot. #haiku #vss365

Hi American friends are you guys okay because everything seems VERY nasty stank butt panic times I have so much secondhand anxiety

Gus needs everyone to know he ate all his food really early and now his bowl has the audacity to be empty

At my office potluck holiday party and I have to write down my favourite "holiday movie character"

"Shhhhh there's nothing to be afraid of." A piece completed very late at night a few weeks ago. The red fluid is actually 4 chunks of a Smirnoff ad lol. #analogcollage #collageart #art #pariscollagecollective

I hope this email finds you not guilty by reason of insanity

Our time is limited. My illness lurks—a stowaway on standby. Still, you stay. Say you'll never blame me. But then it comes. My bones hum as we say goodbye. The moon rises. The #latent beast bursts through my skin. Hair becomes fur. Teeth into fangs. You run. I howl. And begin the chase. #vss365

First of all, how dare you

Panic At The Manifesto

My phone keeps autocorrecting cliché to coochie and I can't finger out why

It's okay to create simply because you enjoy it. Art for art's sake. Stories that crave being told. Your one precious and fleeting life doesn't need to produce commercial value to be important. (repeating to myself until I believe it)

this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie (Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)

Uhhh so I went to a hot yoga class today and let's just say I did not hold on tightly enough

SO STOKED TO ANNOUNCE that my ADHD has been renewed for another season!!

DOES ANYONE HAVE A RECIPE FOR what the fuck I'm supposed to do with my hands while walking????

Not too much has changed since I was last chronically online. EXCEPT I got older and nerdier and cringier. #ThisIs30

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

We all just want to be held like a fart during yoga

OKAY I changed my pic in case it helps people recognize me from the birdshit app but you best believe I'm immediately changing it back to this monstrosity as soon as I can

"ur gay" – Spotify Wrapped, multiple occasions

Going from creative writing to copywriting feels like gentrifying my own brain

Fuck it. Here we go again