This ‘no foreign wars’ thing isn’t going that well.

This warms my Christmas heart ❤️

You will be visited by three spirits

We have absolutely no control over #Eurovision via the BBC in the UK. We can’t even select our own artist FGS. I do hope however, that those countries who are in and have an NF can provide us with an artist and a message we can use as a vehicle to voice our displeasure.

Good luck finding anyone willing to participate in this shitfest. #Eurovision

It’s sort of tragic I don’t have any #Eurovision in here this year but I’m not surprised tbh. Many reasons for that.

Tomorrow will be a day of huge fall out whichever way it goes. I hope we get transparency about the voting.. are the records from these meetings published? #Eurovision

If they are basically admitting vote rigging and Government interference has taken place do we get to see what the impact was on this year’s results? And which parts of this already broke existing rules? #Eurovision

He is our new National Treasure. #CelebrityTraitors

It would be quite the fitting finale if the Crown Prosecution Service could send Andrew to jail.

‘Tom Daylee’ was a nice touch 👌 Also enjoying the way Clare Balding has identified a Traitor and no one is paying any attention because she’s deeply annoying. #CelebrityTraitors

After quite the week it’s good to see as a nation we have not lost our focus. 🫡 www.bbc.com/news/article...

I love Spain. Absolutely no way. Nope. We can’t do Eurovision without Spain. Not happening. #Espana #Eurovision

Lunchtime news. I would very much say that shit is getting real #Eurovision

‘Recent published stories are entirely false and potentially damaging since they suggest that she accepted the organisers’ invitation to attend in person and that her subsequent nonattendance resulted from ill health. This is completely untrue.’ #Eurovision metro.co.uk/2025/09/13/c...

Today is a day when there’s too much news.

I CAN’T STOP WATCHING. My face hurts. How do we download it? And what else has #AndreaJenkyns recorded?

I’m gutted for Angela Rayner. She’s taken so much shit from the right wing press and it feels like they’ve won. But I do like David Lammy, he was my MP when I lived in Tottenham and he’s a great communicator. Hopefully Rayner can take some time to protect her family and then come back fighting.

Currently being distracted by the new #Eurovision logo and M&S enticing me to create a butter board. I think I like both.

Holy crap I’m excited. Real time dystopia has finally caught up with Radiohead. Hit me with the misery and give me a tour. 👏 #Radiohead

I’m going out on a limb to suggest that the 0 points is a direct result of the staging and camera work. Majority in the dark with dark styling. Camera just looks messy. Verging on pretentious. Video is much better than the live. Thoughts? #Eurovision youtu.be/5TMc6HzimQo?...

We need him back. #Eurovision #Gustaph youtu.be/U1xD14IMKtg?...

I’m in Greece and so far I’ve heard La noia and C’est La Vie. #Eurovision In other musical news I’ve also heard the live version of Massachusetts by the Bee Gees three times in different locations. 🤷‍♀️

I was in Basel so I should know this but was Lumo merch available? Did anyone get anything? #Eurovision

Has anybody ever come across a live performance of Vikingarna’s English cover of Dschengis Kahn? Asking for a friend who has nothing better to do with her time. #Eurovision youtu.be/d-GB82DZi2o?...

You know when there was that rumoured leak about the UK act and it was someone with a couple of big hits and maybe Scottish. Well who was it supposed to be? I’m actually still thinking that whoever it was did drop out because RM seemed quite last minute. Please reveal 🙏 #Eurovision

People may cheer Österdahl going but as it stands nothing will change. We’re probably just in for even heavier security and another shit show of televoting, with the real possibility that what almost happened, might actually happen. I’m not seeing any evidence otherwise at the moment. #Eurovision

Whilst we were looking the other way #Pulp just dropped the song of the summer. youtu.be/c_xnLmRz6XM?...

Some fans have set #Eurovision on a path to ruination. Stupid made up rules about what a ‘Eurovision’ song must be has drained the life. How many boxes can you tick, what will please the jury, bitter reaction videos analysing the death out of every song. We need to start challenging all this shit.

The neighbour has just asked if we would like to borrow a lawnmower. NB: we have a lawnmower. I adore passive aggressive behaviour. Will now string out mowing lawn till Sunday.

Still the last time a #Eurovision song melted my heart. I’m also increasingly enraged at just how awful all the Turin staging was every time I look back at 2022. youtu.be/sgOnu7ux2-k?...

Post #Eurovision reflection. Y’know. I really would have liked Latvia to win.

Fernando really bringing the Spanish passion and some language to cheese rolling this year.

Made it back from Basel. Many many thoughts! 🧵 1) Basel had put a lot of effort in, they did a lovely job. It’s a beautiful place. Impeccable organisation and transport. Thanks to Basel!

In my annual act of patriotism yes I will be bringing my flag and wearing my pearls later. Praying for not last 💪🏻 #Eurovision

Oh the tales we shall return from Basel with! I will never recover from 8 chf (£7.20) for A CUP OF WATER last night. And a nice 5 chf fleecing today for a sodding locker at Eurovillage since bags are banned. #Eurovision I think I need to stop moaning so much about the UK 🤣

Got the tram back from the arena with Alexander Rybak which was a bit random. Gutted for Australia. 😭 #Eurovision

Ich komme #Eurovision

Probably my only comment on this but the ending of Eurovision last night straight into BBC News headlines was in my head for hours last night. A celebration into images of starving children in Gaza. And it’s still in my head this morning.

Iceland looked genuinely surprised and overjoyed. Very sweet ❤️ #Eurovision

Maybe it’s not just the viewers having trouble with mixing because oh man some of these acts are pitchy as hell. #Eurovision

Why are the Belgian vocals so quiet? Just me?? #Eurovision

SQUEEEEEEEEEE #Eurovision

This feels a bit like he’s being dragged for sheep dipping. I sort of love it. #Eurovision

Remind me which of these stagings had claimed to be ‘never done before’ etc etc. I need to get my acerbic pen ready. #Eurovision

Okay so it’s only rehearsals and the camera shots are too wide but the acts with props look so much better than just relying on the led screen. Too much empty space up there. #Eurovision

I may be going mad but after clip perusing today I’m suggesting Slovenia may have a decent shot at qualifying. #Eurovision.

Budget did not stretch to an apostrophe apparently. I am that petty. #Eurovision

I was already voting for this but now I’m double voting for this. #Eurovision 🍼 👀

I am unsure whether this b&w is a good idea. Does it Wizard of Oz and go colour for the finale or stay in b&w?