Forced to work from the couch today because the dog is cold.

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” “I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

he doesn't even talk about his own sons this way lmao

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

cattle ranching is a game where you inherit vast sums of wealth, release a bunch of beasts onto public land to do irreparably damage, water them with stolen rivers, sit on your ass all year long, collect a check for murdering charismatic megafauna, and mob a hospital with the bundy gang

My take on the World Series? I support Shohei Ohtani’s role as global ambassador for Oi Ocha. I’m a regular Ito En drinker and I agree with Ohtani’s take: “So much is happening these days. It makes sense to take a break for green tea.”

Hm someone in my neighborhood is setting off bottle rockets at 10:30 ay em on a Thursday. Why.

Having some fun clearing out my pile of spooky models. I keep changing my mind on how I should paint zombie skin.

should have gotten an SAP (sick ass panther)

The weather has finally turned! After 3 false starts I think fall has finally hit my area.

Thursday afternoon nap club

Oxo good grips broadsword

Painted up the final boss monster for our current d&d campaign. Fucker is 9.5 inches tall and just as sharp as he looks lol. #miniatures

Every time I buy a new cook book I have to page through the entire thing saying "oh that looks so good I have to make that." Like, I'm not GOING to make most of it, but the ritual is important.

It's here! So excited to finally read it. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

America is one of those videos where someone puts a five pound weight in an old clothes dryer

this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill

i have zero notes

Bread :)

Feeling a measure of despair today so I am going to Bake Some Bread about it. You do what you can and when you can't do anything else make something.

This is a wild, wild story that everyone should take half an hour to read. If this is not a shining light on the disastrous nature of medical insurance in this country, I don't know what is. No other country lives like this. No one person should HAVE to live like this.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

"all literary fiction is about horny male professors" is such a giant red flag, especially from a WRITER, because it's basically admitting that not only have you not read decades of work by women writers, queer writers, writers of color, you're not even AWARE of it

Just FYI there was a gigantic multi-plaintiff federal lawsuit (MDL for you lawyer folks) in New York that alleged acetaminophen causes autism and it got dismissed because the judge excluded ALL of the plaintiff's scientific experts for lacking reliability. And judges almost never do that.

@billhookunion.beanyear.com baked some beans this morning!

Only 72 hours until Lake Weekend. I am using the last of my willpower to Get Through The Week.

I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.

He's trying to decide if he wants to fight the vacuum today.

This is a pretty good bit

Resin printing one of the silliest things I have ever made. I am having a very easy time keeping it a surprise for my partner because he is the least observant person ever born.

Weapons was GOOD

i bet king arthur was real despite the lack of evidence. my thinking is "why the hell not"

there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics

do you want it done fast or do you want it done right

Just finished up this devil for our dnd session tonight. Roth Brickhurst, Lord Governor of Arrowhead turned into a pit fiend by the Iron Warden of hell.

People need to stop asking me for things in meetings where I am NOT paying attention and I am FULLY on my phone.

I am fully ready to throw my resin printer across the room. The motor for the bed elevator is ✨fucked✨ and I am at the end of my rope.

Back at the painting desk today and working on some dogs. I love painting these guys, but I have uh... 55 unpainted models from this line.

Saw a bee today :)

let's 👏 get 👏 a 👏 cross 👏 breeze 👏 going

My goofy little dog is 3 today! Comet is the strangest beast I have ever met, but we love him anyway.

Not the most radical text on the subject but a come to Jesus moment for me was reading Stephen Kinzer's All the Shah's Men, because what we did to topple Mohammed Mossadegh repeated itself so many other times.

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Lmao Monument Hobbies sends you a sticker when you order online. I will admit to being a proud brush licker.