My skirt has POCKETS and I love it!!!

Actually went outside today lol

YOU but no face… Me doing one of those boudoir photo shoots at my thundercat stage of life lol

I still bought supplies when my daughter was a senior in high school. I went to the open house and introduced myself to every teacher she was going to have that year. I told them if they needed ANYTHING during the year, I’d get it and I did.

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This entire 🧵 is 🔥! When I tell you it’s a sermon for the HEART, I mean that!!!

Not Theo y’all…

I thought I was the only one lol

LFG

Brb, taking my cat to the barbershop 💈…

I did a thing today… I went to a little comic con… As @ltuhura.bsky.social

I was a contestant on MTVs MC Battle a LONG time ago…

I’m currently playing Star Wars Battlefront 2, and may I please say that the music always makes me happy when I hear it!!!

Kept calling me sugar tits and reduced my hours cause I refused his advances. I was 16 working in the food court at the mall. Manager at Taco Bell saw me crying in the back hallway and hired me on the spot. I slapped that asshole manager loudly in front of everybody and quit immediately.

I promised my friend I would share his go fund me here. I’ve known this man for over 20 years and he’s had an AWFUL year! Losing his vehicle in an accident has had a severe domino effect… Please help if you’re able. Know that I would do the same if you needed it! www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma...

I’m letting my hair down!

I remember an attempted kidnapping in Michigan a few years ago. Courts were like ‘meh’ about it, so here we are…

I feel some sort of way about this as one of the ‘older chicks’ and I just bought glow in the dark polish 😂

I was playing Legos yesterday y’all!

Light and Sweet like me!

My youngest is legally blind. She goes to a special summer camp that costs a little over 4k for the week. We do get a little help for tuition but this year I’m really struggling to get my portion together. It shouldn’t be this hard to give our kids a positive summer experience!

Wishing all the moms a Happy Mother’s Day with this classic: youtu.be/RO6JiFztJdg?...

It’s either going to be a blessing or he’ll pull off his mask Scooby Doo style to reveal a red MAGA pope hat… I’m hoping for the blessing!

This was me, 30 years ago, with @grandmasterflash.bsky.social ! I’m so glad that I had the perspective at that age to live with ZERO regrets… I performed, I toured, I was in the studio, kept my notebooks full in my little backpack… 106 & Park, MTV, endless rap battles! Just work that was FUN!💜

Coffee date! Wish me luck!

Been talking to this man a second. Today we were discussing how I like to hang out at the museum or the library for fun. He asked what I was doing tomorrow for lunch so I’m suggesting that I could make us a little picnic or something. He says ‘no. I’m gonna need to marry you. QUICKLY’ 😂 What?!!💀

Y’all! I did one of those boudoir photo shoots for my birthday! My legs look PHENOMENAL! Ladies! If you ever see one of those ads pop up- do a little research to make sure it’s legit. (Safety FIRST) Absolutely give it a try! I do not see myself as others do. This was EMPOWERING to me’

My daughters helped me make my very own Twitch account called ‘Minecraft with Mom’ and I play online with them and their little friends and do my best to ‘listen and not judge’ - it’s so very wholesome!

If this is what it takes!

And poof! Just like that my little heart is broken… smdh

Dating at my age is CRAZY! I’m so over it! 😤

From my birthday last week… Officially 48

Another year around the Sun to celebrate today y’all! Thanks for riding around on this 3rd rock from the Sun with me!!!

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Watching news this morning and the lady said the tariffs are taxing Korean skin care so eye know you better have your little bottles stocked up my friend!!!

There will be MANY unintended consequences from the intentional actions that are taking place…

Ya know what? If a game included this- like a mini recap tutorial, it would have so much replay value. For the games that keep adding downloadable content this would be a very smart move!!!

Y’all, if you see this PLEASE share it- The next proposed cut is to the agency that funds museums and libraries. If you support your local libraries and museums, if you like your kiddos having field trips to these places- please let your representatives know.

One of the best articles about what is really happening with the Venezuelan peoples. A judge, trying to ascertain which people are innocent instead of just lumping them all together based on nationality and being threatened is crazy work!

Does making English the primary language and saying basically ‘learn English or else- a potential reason that the government is labeling the Navajo Code Talkers as DEI and removing/relabeling it?

Not me thinking I looked ok today ‘au natural’ and my kid yelling ‘MUSSSTTTAAARRRDDD’ when I walked in the room lol Instantly HUMBLED 😳

Had a decent day so I changed my profile pic!

If you have some free time today… I’ll post the DOE one soon

@altnps.bsky.social weird question: Do park rangers report weather conditions in the parks they serve? Like it’s particularly dry or early eyes on wildfires maybe? I’m wondering if that plus NOAA firings might lead to significant wildfires going forward. Maybe to lease/sell the land somehow?

They really don’t know. All they know is that it upsets Dems, liberals, and progressives which seems to be enough to not care.

Not what I had on my bingo card:

Easiest test for those that don’t want to ask someone directly who they voted for… Could you imagine them in a StarFleet uniform? As an ambassador within the United Federation of Planets? Red hat vs Red shirt I guess

My kids are just randomly singing- ‘C’mon ladies, C’mon ladies 1 lb ffiiissshhh’