I want to be snowed in! I’m so jealous.

Y’all! My youngest decided to give me some emotional trauma today when he said, “mom, I when my brother moves out and my sister moves into his room and I move into her room, why are you going to do with my room?” Which was just a reminder that my eldest child will be moving out in like 18 months.

oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

What’s the chance Woolen gets run out of town if Seattle loses this game?

This sounds like a threat: Local law enforcement better help us rough up your residents or we’re gonna have to keep killing them. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Booooooooooool

Now this, this is a statement

Neither of my weather apps recognizes the tiny snowflakes falling right now

I miss Norman Powell being a Blazer 😭

Tickets sold for the Melania movie in purplish-red Bend, Oregon - opening weekend, Saturday January 31

I'm so jealous of all the folks getting snow this weekend. I love snow. I intentionally wanted to live in a part of Oregon that regularly got snow, and so far all we have is air stagnation and freezing fog. That is NOT the snow I moved here for.

I JUST learned Ace of Base’s hit “Don’t Turn Around” is a COVER of a British reggae COVER of a TINA TURNER song written by Diane Warren! Don’t judge me. I was 13 when Ace of Base was popular and like, 4 when Tina Turner released her original version of the song. open.spotify.com/track/3NeW2B...

Wait a fucking minute. You mean to tell me that they''re fixing to tell me that I can't tell people NOT to bring a gun into my home or on my property? Fuck these ghouls.

Today my blew my daughter’s mind twice with revelations about my life. 1) I told her about the time I auditioned for American idol (it was the year Taylor Hicks won). 2) My copy of Thriller was not thrifted, but rather gifted to me in my 3rd birthday in 1983.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

“so I’m not going to say anything about”

This is fucking funny!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZThrjAfq5/

This dude rules

Oooooooo! I just found out season 4 of Bridgerton comes out this month. So that means we get the premiere of season 3 of Shrinking on 1/28 and the next day we get new Bridgerton?!?!

Just saw Terry Stott’s sitting on the bench with the Warriors coaches and I thought the camera was playing tricks on my. (I forgot he coached with for the Warriors now.)

@ginamarina.bsky.social saw this post on Instagram and thought of you www.instagram.com/p/DTdadjyEvE...

Now new pictures Where are you mentally?

Poor Herbert! His talents and abilities are being WASTED in LA. Doesn’t seem like they’ve tried to improve the team around him and he just gets destroyed. Like Joey Harrington and the Lions.

Well, bummer. Guess I’m an Indiana fan for the next 10 days. Hope they kick Cristobal, Hammerhead Shark Beck, and Miami’s ass on the home field. Always, #GoDucks

I’m off to my daughter’s honor band concert and hoping I miss the most epic comeback in Oregon football history.

OH SHIT! Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!

Here we go! #GoDucks

I love Christian Gonzalez! www.instagram.com/reel/DTQ5LCw...

Oh shit!! Now Noah Whittington may not be able to play tonight!?!? Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Rest in power to Keith Porter who was murdered by an ICE agent in Los Angeles. It’s terrible that his name is just now being circulated, but now that it is, continue to say his name.

Damn! What is wrong with this Ducks Men’s basketball team?!? They’re down 22 and haven’t scored in like 5 minutes.

Every time I see Steven Adams on a basketball court on my TV I think “Jason Momoa plays basketball?”

Long is on fucking fire!!!! And in front of Ionescu too! #GooDucks

I had king cake for the first time today and I GOT THE BABY! Jesus loves me more than you! Just kidding. Jesus doesn’t care about any of us.

More information on this missing teen from Mill Creek, WA

Beware Indiana… #goducks

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

Quick co-worker complaint: Me: (emails one co-worker and copies another after a discussion about a policy/procedure. email has an attached letter re: policy/procedure) Copied Co-Worker: "Did you send "co-worker" (proceeds to speak gibberish)?" Me: "What? I don't understand what you're asking."

The number of viagra ads I see during football games only reinforces my belief that if men got pregnant abortion pills would be available without a prescription for $0.99 per pill.

SON OF A BITCH!

Sharing for my fellow Duck fans. #GoDucks #DucksvsThem youtu.be/bwSH2N5UNFA?...

Someone said it’s the scariest Sunday in history 😭😭😭

“Nonsense! I have not begun to defile myself.”

These motherfuckers are really going to screw us out of the Mayo bath?!?!? The fuck, @espn.com ?!?!?

Why does it look like he’s in a child size jersey? Anyway, I love that so many of our #ProDucks are betting their NFL teammates when the Ducks play against those teammate’s alma maters.

Sorry? What network is this on? 😂🤣😂

These might be two of the prettiest loaves of French bread I’ve ever made.

And this year’s carrot cake. I opted for a Bundt and did a cream cheese cheesecakey filling. It was good.

The moment I know you’ve all been waiting for…….. My December baby’s annual birthday tree!

A 5 point loss in double overtime to the no. 6 team in the country seems like a good loss. Good effort ladies!! #GoDucks