This game is going about how I thought it would - UGA whooping us every which way so far

Double-fisting, Cooper style.

The local sports show airing Bama player interviews outside the stadium is giving me life. They got Horton pinned on the wall!

How this win feels. Roll Tide.

I hate love it

I hate everything

Kind of concerning that Bama’s best defensive play is consistently a dropped pass by Auburn receivers 🫤

I’m expecting complete disappointment from and voodoo shenanigans against Bama tonight. Roll Tide.

🚨 creamed spinach for 24! 🚨

I'm watching a continuing ed video and the speaker is wearing a French cuff dress shirt, but with no cufflinks, and the sleeves aren't rolled up either. Just the cuff. It's like he thinks its a pre-rolled sleeve or something, idk?

The Insta algorithm has figured out I’m incapable of scrolling past any video with the Mark Knopfler guitar solo from Sultans as the audio overlay - I just watched like 10 videos with it

First of all, his cleats are sick

Anybody know what this backpack sprayer thing is? Bama has had him on the field all season, spraying the player huddle during timeouts. Looks like he only sprays their legs/feet?

Ok chat - my GE under counter wine fridge is not fridging so I pulled it to take a look. Seems to be leaking some brown-ish fluid, and some has collected on the bottom service panel? Anybody know what’s up?

Me when my 10-yo is taking longer to tell me about the Taylor Swift movie than the movie itself

View from the wing - sunset over Port Charlotte on our descent into PBI

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

I went to my kid's Veteran's Day program today and did you know there's a Space Force battle hymn/fight song? It's in the same style as Anchor's Aweigh or the Marine Hymn, but not 150-years old so its very cringe.

What a Saturday. Bama won. Tennessee and Auburn lost. My kid’s soccer team won 4-1 and it wasn’t that close. I’m watching My Morning Jacket on ACL with a Weller pour. No Fucking Kings flexing all over the country. Enjoying my smol wins this Saturday, hope you are doing the same.

Happy gameday, unless you’re a lowdown dirty snitch. youtube.com/shorts/nyRyZ...

Wait since when do you not have to throw the actual pitches on an intentional walk?

Tell me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize without telling me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize

I see you Moon, waning your gibbous

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Did a thirsty AI bot wrote this?

My man LT!

Roll Tide and Happy Gameday to those who celebrate.

Ready for game day. RTR

This Grimsby Town / ManU PK fest is something. 25 PK's and counting....

I just had to create an org chart for my single member, single employee LLC for a state license application, in case you're wondering how productive my morning is going.

Ahh yes, the annual week 1-3 stretch where the Spurs are at the top of the table. This must be what it’s like to be a City or Liverpool fan in May.

A few of my faves from my work travel (heavy on the regionals here): DAB, TPA (overall #1), ILM, CHS, BZN, LBB. DEN and ATL for big airports, and AMS for internationals. My home airport BHM is pretty solid, so long as your arrival gate is staffed when you land.

Got a wedding in Jackson Hole this weekend and the attire for one of the parties is Wyoming Casual. Fighting the urge to show up dressed as Lloyd from Yellowstone.

If I were in congress, I’d hold a daily press conference called “What Constitutional Crisis is Trump Causing Today”. I would never let any of this be forgotten.

IDK what its called, but if you never want your shoelaces to come untied again (without knotting them), do the go-around-the-single-loop-through-the-hole method, but wrap around the loop twice before going through the hole to make the second loop.

I love Mexico - the people, country, culture, cuisine, natural beauty, all of it. But I HATE the Mexican soccer team. It’s like my international Auburn.

Pacers uniforms giving strong Domino Sugar vibes

Phish, for DMB at Oak Mtn, in like 93

Spurs have been on their heels the whole game. Thank goodness for Luke Shaw's OG.

I follow a bunch of cocktail creators on IG and I had to put the phone down when I read “chimichuri fat washed Mijenta” in a martini recipe today. The cocktail bros are doing too much, yet again

This is a public service, not a profit center. How much profit did the US Military make in 2Q?

Pope Pubsub IV

I can't think of anything more depressing than hanging with your crew of chatbots

It's a crime UEFA didn't award Raphina that final goal in today's match. Sure it bounced off the crossbar then the back of the GK's head and was ruled an OG by Sommer, but he deserves credit purely for how well-struck it was.

Happy Record Store Day to those who celebrate! My haul from Seasick Records today

Ciao from Venice. Never coming home.

Shoutout to this rando in the background of my Ponte Vecchia sunset pic from last night. Don’t let anyone squash your dreams kids.

No they do not, New York Times! This is like writing that Santa Claus has IBS.