"heheh."

Cissia stays in that ready position. ...for about 5 seconds, before she falls asleep standing up.

Cissia caught the net with her tail, grabbing it with her hands after a second as she gets ready. "Gotcha! What's a walleye?"

"Blegh, fine..."

"...pwease?"

"Well then, get out there!"

"Nice. You get some fish, lemme have a few, I'm starving."

"where did you even get that"

sniff. "...someone's got eggs? lucky."

Falling to her knees in anguish. Probably would have less of a reaction if Mecha had killed someone in front of her.

"I SECOND THIS."

She looked like she just watched a massacre. You monster.

the look of despair seeing a good burger go to waste...

"Duh. also I'm cold blooded, so I wouldn't included if I meant it literally."

"Why are there so many hot people right now. Me included obviously."

"What's with all the food talk? Is there a sandwich around here?"

"blegh-"

She raided the breakroom for its snacks. They're gonna take this out of her paycheck, but, hey, worth it~

"Personal space. Plus, I bite~"

"oh, yeah, right. don't touch me again, I will smack you."

"Snakes smell using their tongue. Thought that was common-ish knowledge." Cissia snickered at the toy's confusion. "Breathing, for one. also, sometimes its not 'socially acceptable' to stick out your tongue to smell something, sooooo having a nose is still handy- why are we arguing over noses???"

"Uh huh. I mean, i can smell using my tongue but I still got uses for my nose. So, uh, yeah."

"Oh, I'm never unseeing that, thanks a lot for that mental image." Cissia runs a hand down her face with a groan.

Cissia lets out a small hissing noise in mild irritation.

"...wha-"

"Did you check your face yet? Maybe their there..."

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And she was right up in his face. "I'm listening! You need something in return?"

"Pretty decent, yuh."

"Wha- c'mon, thief is a BIT of a stretch! No one else wants what's in here anyway! That's-That's why it's in the trash in the first place...!"

"oh- OH THEY WENT THAT WAY? THANK YOU-" And off she goes.

"I CAN DO WITHOUT THE JUDGEMENT! Besides, your a raccoon, aint ya? You're like, known for going through garbage, so don't get on MY case!"

"wait, what was I even supposed to be doing out here again...OH FUCK, THE SUSPECT-" Cissia realized what she was supposed to do a bit too late, and the guy was long gone. "...ohhhhh, I'm gonna get chewed out again..."

"No, you- oh who am I kidding." Cissia takes the bag and rips it open, pouring the contents into her mouth. "Ok, all is forgiven now!"

"mm, 'sup?" Cissia tossed the box back in the trash bin. She may eat out of the actual garbage, but she isn't about to litter.

Cissia stared at Lily with a 'bitch, wot' expression for a second, before raking her hands over her own face with an exhale. "Just- keep em."

"..." Cissia starts to leave, before remembering she actually has a heart and sighs deeply, going back over to Lily and crouching down. "Look, it's fine. It'll hurt like a motherfucker for like, a few hours, but i'll be fine by morning. just work on it, k?"

"YEAH, YOU DO! FUCK-" She rubs her head with a childish whine, standing up and dusting herself off. "fuuuuuck, that's gonna hurt for a while..."

nico i'm imagining the metal pipe sound effect playing when cissia gets hit with the trashcan lmfao

Cissa pushes the toy away, with her foot, stubbornly slinking back against the wall with a hiss. "YOU THREW A FUCKING TRASH BIN AT ME OVER TRASH? WHAT IS WR-" She blinks at Lily's question, looking at her own tail. "...shedding already? great...anyway, mayhaps DON'T THROW THINGS AT PEOPLE?"

She lifts the box over her head and let the donuts fall into her mouth. She didn't even chew them it seems, just swallowed them whole.

Cissia hits the wall with a splat, sticking to it for a moment. All this over chips... "bleugh..." She slowly peeled herself off the masonry, rapidly shaking her head to get herself back in the right headspace, only to have a trashcan clobber her in the face and ragdoll her. "WAGH-"

"Find your own food, freakshow!" Cissia, being, well, a snake, slips through the braid as if she were made of water, slithering down it before finding herself flopping to the ground. "HAH!"

Cissia fell right into the can out of surprise, yelping as she scrambled out and kicks some trash off her shoes and ends up just sprinting away. ...does this count as a dine and dash?

"hehehehe, gotcha~!" She bonelessly flops backward onto the ground with a newly acquired box of seemingly stale donuts in her hands.

"AY, PISS OFF-" Cissia kind of just shoved the bag in her mouth without even opening it, kicking Lily away.

Cissa lifts herself out of the trash, slithering down on the ground and lifting up an unopened back of chips over her head in triumph. "Jackpot."

She's diggin' through the nearest garbage can...