de-per-so-ni-fied puny person hangs from a rope and dangles and sways. No face, no heart, no kidneys, no liver — no business having 'em.

Now that I have primed you: In terrible news, today most of Amsterdam, Diemen and Duivendrecht were annihilated in a ball of plasma. Scientists at a loss for possible reasons. Matter-antimatter traces have been found, yes such an amount of antimatter would take centuries to produce. More at 6.

Today is the first major ME/CFS protest in the Netherlands. It's a chronic condition that impairs restoration during rest. Could be autoimmune. Could be neurological. We still don't know. Support from anyone welcome. Join the livestream in Dutch: www.hetpaisprotest.nl/livestream

I love the Netherlands, but sometimes it gets overly political. What business does hair conditioner have stating its views? And such horrendous, anti-humanity views, at that? Keep politics out of beauty industry I say.

Once all fiction was burned, fences electrified, public spaces privatized, borders enwalled, curfews established, streets surveilled, conversations monitored, identity chips implanted, and the legally binding dictionary published, the kids were finally safe. Nothing would ever hurt the kids.

Sleep is overrated. I tried it once; it was horrible.

For proof of Gödel's incompleteness theorem one needn't look further than any dictionary article, always and without remorse explaining its subject through synonyms. Ah yes, to flummox is to befuddle—splendid, silly me.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the future versions.