[hallucinating images of Still sitting on Ramonu’s lap while being burdened by the desire to bite this evil woman and Ramo’s just fawning over how cute Still looks when she’s on edge]

Rudolf in Ramonu’s career could be so romantic if only all her attempts at tryna whoo Ramo didn’t come off as desperate in context. Like this shit is so crazy to say in front of reporters while yall are having marital issues

Every time I think about rudoramo having dinner together, my brain just imagines the Lion King scene during Can You Feel the Love Tonight where Nala and Simba are making bedroom eyes at each other

Okay but it's the way whenever Ramonu calls Rudolf "Loulou", Rudolf's always like can you please not treat me like a child? Like Ramo is genuinely calling her babygirl whenever she says Loulu and that's fucking sickening

I remember seeing a jp sirinaka artist tweet "it's not that deep, they're just roommates who happen to hookup to me, sorry if it's tasteless" and I'm just like I think more ppl should be this way about their ships instead of tryna argue canon/endgames n' shit tbqh

sirinaka's taco bell date

It's genuinely funny how Teio and Tsuru's dynamic with Sirius is like designated unc and the kids Rudolf dropped off before work while with Ramonu, the kids are like EVIL EVIL WOMAN WHO KEEPS HYPNOTIZING KAICHOU

Rudolf not having a roommate but still chilling in the same dorm as ramosiri, this guy ain’t slick. You can’t convince me krisramo being roommates wasn’t Rudolf’s doing either

I forgot I could make this real 😭 bsky.app/profile/jack...

Imagine being so down bad for your ex-wife that even your own kids don't like it when you hang around her and forget your surroundings #jcktART #umamusume

I can make Ramonu clop on Rudolf irl soon...

Anyway rudoramo wagamama highway i hope you see the vision bsky.app/profile/jack...

Once again, I like historical pairs in Uma bc of how cyge goes about portraying their dynamics. But I really hate when the fake fans just reduce the horses to their breeding career. I am a lot more antsy about this with Ramonu in particular bc her whole damn career path

They just came home from a walk and now they’re taking over my drawing spot 😞

Protective of Ramonu not in the same way a lover would be of their partner or a parent towards their child but in a lesbian friend saying “girl dump him” whenever it’s time for Rudolf’s humiliation ritual

Personal feelings on having to backseat rudoramo's failing marriage while training Ramonu #jcktART #umamusume

Back when season 1 first aired, oomfies and I made Uma OCs and even made a damn spreadsheet for them 😭 This was before design guidelines were known so Scat Daddy needs a proper redesign/reboot when I'm not lazy.

Personal list of THATS MY FUCKING DAUGHTER YOU ASSHOLE!!!!: Haru Urara, Rhein Kraft

This whole event is a trip bc rudoramo are doing an interview together and the reporter’s like everyone wants to see you two side by side (it’s me, I’m the one who kept requesting them together _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):), afterward Tazuna goes up to trainer with a job offer to work for URA management

I was like oh nice... Ramonu's character banners fall on my bday month but then I wanted to DIE realizing I'll be in my mid 30s waiting for bride Ramo on global AND THAT'S INSANE. At least I have her on JP but good lord

I look at this childhood rudoramosiri art every once in a while like SIGHS I MISS WHAT THEY USED TO HAVE x.com/pierce_cn/st... the image: literally ramo just making rudosiri look stupid (nothing has really changed they're just dramatic about their clown show now)

ramorudosiri torture labyrinth tonight #jcktART #umamusume

Wakes up like YES YES YES YES YES this artist drew more arranged marriage but everything sucks rudoramo!!! x.com/gura_gura202...

Rudolf gets jealous easily whenever someone threatens to take Ramonu away from her, especially when competition is involved. But I don’t feel like Sirius is the type to get jealous towards rudoramo in particular,

Here's my early ps2 3D OC MV #jcktOC #friendOC

I want to share some OC skebs/comms I've gotten in the past but since not a lot of JP artists have migrated here that I can just RP, I'll reup and link source in ALT. Anyway, I comm'd the same artists to draw the same ship but married a year later for this one #jcktOC #friendOC

Wow what cute childhood friends.... #jcktOC #friendOC

Reposting even more old OC art but my PCs (aka MILF plaza) during LQCC era. Don't talk to me about whatever tf happened to Hayden/Hikaru, she's a mess. #jcktOC

Old art by now but I don't think I've posted this one here before #jcktOC #friendOC

Ramonu making Ardan take her place during the NY shodo event

Remembers ramosiri tried to rizz up Ace and convince her to run with them on her bday like why are they just that couple that notices you from across the bar bc they like ur vibe 😭😭😭 youtu.be/kU9N6nRWx3Y

No one should be surprised that back in 2016/17, my favs from the initial Uma roster were McQueen and Dober. I'm predictable and I'm biased towards characters with ojousama vibes so from the very start, the Mejiros were calling me

IZ*ONE disbanded 4 years ago but I'm back here hallucinating Umamusume tiara girls dancing to La Vie en Rose and Panorama (when I get possessed to open MMD again...)

That event where Ramonu tries stealing Air Groove away from Rudolf right in front of her face haunts and possesses me every now and then simply because Groove doesn’t back down and flirts back with Ramo

I’ve only seen two CN tanuki vids on bilibili that had rudoramosiri in it but tell me why Sirius is stuck on unc duty watching Teio while rudoramo are running off doing BDSM play 😭😭 Ramonu’s “the emperor’s evil ex-wife who pops into the office just to hypnotize her into acting like a fool” vibes

I’d draw Ramonu folding Speed too but I start feeling a tiny bit 🤏 bad for Rudolf if Ramo went after her idol too like girl chill out (if I draw ramospeed just know I got possessed)

Fight RP and ERP is basically the same

I am drawing Ramonu folding the Symbolis into suggestive poses while wearing their tracksuits again. Response on twt was good the first time I did it with ramosiri but I wonder if this will pull in the homophobic crowd this time around lol

The ukefication of Symboli Rudolf and Sirius Symboli at the hands of Mejiro Ramonu. Ramonu has two hands to grab them by the waist 🙌

Arranged marriage AU is one of my guilty pleasures when it comes to crack AUs so rudoramo just canonically giving that vibe but also actively falling apart in front of my face is like this ship was crafted using dark arts to hex my brain

Rewatching Ramonu’s character story and I’m gagging RIP Rudolf

It’s a little annoying whenever there’s Uma meta drama that doesn’t matter circulating on twt because the real gameplay is in concert/photo mode

I want Digitan, Dober, Ramonu, and Acute to draw together (*´꒳`*)

I think it’s funny how Tact shows up in the crowd during Japan C in Ramonu’s career. So you’re telling me Ramonu clopping on Rudolf and CB is a canon event that inspired Tact to aim for Triple Tiara too? Awesome.

CB properly rizzing Ramonu up

Uma obvs mirrors their RL counterparts but it’s really interesting how certain things get translated into Umaverse. Like how Ramonu and Sirius’s sire (Mogami) was co-owned by Mejiro Group and Symboli Farm and in game, their fathers are close friends.

Ramonu’s often emphasized throughout the game for her pure love and it’s most likely because her stable hand believed in “devoting their life to Ramonu as if she were her lover” and in response, Ramonu waited for that stable hand till her final moments

Personal Uma team: Ramonu, Still, Gentil, Digitan, Urara. Digitan and I can just go crazy watching the Triple Tiaras be insane together and Urara’s here to make sure I don’t completely lose my sanity.

This popped up on my YT feed and I automatically thought this is just Ramonu whenever she sees another monster on the turf

tryna sketch with a new brush but also wanted to redeem rudolf a little after exposing all her fumbles so here's another wip 🤪