Look, we all know that this "ANTI-ICE" thing is fucking bullshit. But both the Kash Patel-controlled FBI and the billionaire-owned legacy media are going to run with it. So be prepared.

The deification of Charlie Kirk will subside over time, as people move on to other things. Charlie Kirk's hateful words, however, will live on forever.

The look on Von Schitzenpants' face, however, is the same face he makes when he humps the American flag. Or when he talks about fucking his own daughter.

Disney's shareholders after seeing the surge in Disney+/Hulu cancellations and the NYT article about how all this tsuris over Kimmel's innocuous comments was yet another case of manufactured outrage by the right-wing professional outrage machine. www.huffpost.com/entry/walt-d...

Matthew Dowd was right. The only thing he did wrong was kowtow to the fascist mob and apologize for stating a fact.

cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful... Just a reminder that these are the same people who shrug their shoulders, say “thoughts and prayers”, and move on with their lives when a classroom of first graders get mown down by an AR-15.

THIS!!!

I feel as bad for Charlie Kirk as he would have felt for the three kids who were just shot in Evergreen High School today.

I have many issues with Newsom. But this? ***chef's kiss***

GUMS #MildHorror

The party of "Fuck Your Feelings" have thoughts about last night's South Park episode.

The important thing to keep in mind about the AI video of Obama being arrested that President Trump posted on his social media feed is that Trump is trying to bury the Epstein files because his name is all over that shit.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Translation: There IS an Epstein Client List. Trump's name is all over it. And there is a non-zero chance it's gonna be leaked real soon.

It begins! Hey, red-state Trump supporters. The next time you accidentally lose a toe to a combine harvester and you are bleeding out but the nearest medical facility still in operation is 45 minutes away, you can take solace in the fact that libs are being owned. www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...

Alligator Auschwitz now open for business. More sure to follow. America now houses concentration camps. "B-b-but I didn't vote for that." Ummm, fuck you. If you voted for Trump, this is EXACTLY what you voted for. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2...

In hindsight, we all should gone to his stupid goddamn birthday perade.

"You are so beautiful, my Baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases, lovingly cared for, for all eternity."

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

The people who voted for the diaper-shitting toddler who campaigned on "Mass Deportations Now" apparently not happy with the mass deportations. How about you guys pay the fuck attention to who you vote for next time? www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-data-gur...

Hey, Elmo. You like memes. Are you familiar with this one?

Taken from this morning. Holding my breath waiting for the MAGA crowd to slap on the "Trump did this" stickers. 'Cuz if there is anything I have learned from the past four years, the President of the United States has a magical lever on the Resolute Desk which controls the price of eggs.

My sentiments regarding the TikTok ban.

The Republicans were trying to keep this suppressed when Gaetz was up for AG. Just something to remember whenever the MAGAts call the rest of us "groomers". Every accusation is a confession. www.cnn.com/2024/12/23/p...

I'd say that the people who voted for Trump are in for a rude awakening, but let's be honest here. It was never really about the cost of eggs. www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

One Million Karens believe that an "uplifting Broadway musical" shouldn't have so many openly LGBTQ actors in it. Nobody tell them about the steel industry.

"I turned in the CEO assassin. Where's that reward?" "Oh, I'm sorry. You dialed the wrong number so there is no reward. And by the way, you're fired. lol"

Not that anybody asked, but....I absolutely despise "it is what it is". Such an empty, facile, and overused phrase. So overused. I'm at the point where I feel stabby every time I hear it. But I guess people just love the sing-song cadence of it.

SInce we're in the season, time for my annual reminder. Home Alone 2 is the single worst Christmas movie ever made. The funny thing is, the Donald Trump cameo is actually one of the least offensive things about it.

Am I alone in wondering if maybe democracy in this country could have been saved if Wicked had been released just one month earlier?

I will take what little joys I can find for the next four years. All the hand wringing "b-b-but BlueSky is an echo chamber" op-eds is currently one of them.

Apparently this needs to be said... Do NOT sing along with Wicked. The rest of us just want to watch the damn movie.

"Trump supporters" and "civil" in the same post? Mr Cuban, what rock have you been living under for the past nine years and may I borrow said rock for the next four years?

Why do I have a feeling that it is going to come down to Threads and BlueSky having a "there can be only one" Highlander duel, and the winner will be the site that makes it easier to block out all the MAGAts?

Trying to make a concerted effort to keep politics out of my BlueSky feed. That is what I have Threads for. (Not a fan of Mark Zuckerberg either, but at least that site has a handy block feature and their algorithim doesn't force @wokedestroyer1488 to the top of my feed.)

Ah, sweet freedom. Elmo ain't getting a dime from me.