This would fix me

The base of my hierarchy of needs consists of this shirt and this tastefully-lowered baby blue second gen S10

Shoutout to the adoring masses

I'd give a finger or two for a Chat Pile tiny desk concert I think that'd rip lmao

Yknow

One thing about growing up rural is i may have pronouns but you bet ur ass i can back a trailer like a mf

I think my spotify wrapped may be about to reflect my descent into madness this year in an extremely poignant manner lmfao

i listen to my own music leisurely all the time. y would you make something u don't want to enjoy?

I've rly rly enjoyed being off social media these past months ngl. Maybe I return a little on here with the occasional music snippet or funny or something tho :] Just remember to go outside and look at the sky or a rock or something; we r engineered to be an organism

Blinking morse code to strangers at the airport

BITCH I'M MARY POPE OSBORNE I GOT MAGIC TREE IN MY HOUSE

I be in my girl's ear like

Airport tugs and ground equipment are so fucking silly.... Scuttling creachers

My biggest pet peeve is when people come into my office for something, pull up my guest chair, and then leave without returning the chair back to its original spot (and also leave the door open). It's like ok dude yeah why don't you just office door chair desk make when you want it to

They were so real for this

Mom don't come in I'm

Wait I'm goated

Bitches think I'm fartin' cause I'm making scents

You Can't Be Mean To Me It's My Birthday This Year I'm The Birthday Boy