boners is creepy tea

I am a gay man

lonely boner planet log 109: time to test my new communication device. supposedly this signal should reach neighboring planets within a few days, i hope there is intelligent life on them and their technology can handle it. here goes. "Any Funny Pervert Guys Out There Bang My Line XOXO --LBP011"

lonely boner planet log 108: i like man armpits huhuhuh

lonely boner planet log 107: devastation blooms heavily in rhythm with the pulsation of this world's haunting silence, the absence of another rod besides my own becoming more unignorable by the second

woof woof

squirms

did u know im doggy too

why is everyone liking that picture look away (　:ﾟ皿ﾟ)

invisible peeing wiener

this was short lived

sex is just a naked moment

having top and dominant urges and getting scared

rotating my magnetometer 113 degrees to attract mates

going into something i like to call moronspace

I would like 3 kiss

2021 vs. 2026

attempts to upload new ref again

a cruel dom top's thesis

they fighting

Bro that's not gay, I swear

personal pocket sized serenader

*squirms on the ground* *rolls over and shows u my belly* *eye twitches* *other eye twitches* *third eye (not visible) twitches*

fagwhoremoding

rigby just woke up

i swear i will have not even a half chub for half the month then someone somewhere in the universe presses my activate button and i turn into a dick zombie

guys who want to wrestle homo erotically until i give up bang my line

"Tap to log how you're feeling today." Until there's a "gay and horny" option, I don't think I will.

hairy arms and man thighs and stomach and chest does more for me than a dick picture but i like all of it holy fuck i'm gay NURSE HES IN HEAT HES HUMPING THE CHAIR AGAIN no im not WAIT ARE YOU ME oh yeah i thought you knew WELL NOW I DO the more you know DO YOU WANT TO KISS no i hate you FUCK YOU

counting big sweaty hairy dudes instead of lame chud sheep to soothe the mind for rest

how it feels to flirt with canines

just blushing today

ricking the hoes down

i'm not a crazy pervert i know i've been drawing a lot of perverted shit but it's because i've kept the beast locked up until now but im not a crazy pervert who always has a boner

how it feels to be an albino raccoon

lol

they made up a new gay tribe for me it's called "rascal"

raccoon tanuki war

i'm not a switch i am a strict bottom that might top when the demons go in me

😈 🔛🔝

after being hit on by mostly women on grindr (my bio says gay not into girls/adjacent btw) im finally getting sent man pits. we've made it

i remember all the cis girl "scissoring isn't real" propaganda had worked on me my whole life then eventually i scissored with another trans man and i genuinely think that is the hardest id ever cum because i fully wasn't expecting it to work. it was a surprise! i was like "WTF ITS WORKING!!!"

frotting in general #writethatdownwritethatdown

the urge to get high and engage in t4t gay scissoring

reporting live back again on lonely boner planet here it's a quiet night after a few days away on planet dayjob. the skies are clear and the air is cool.

big dog

unveiling one kink at a time day 2 impact play hashtag pimp slap friday hashtag backhand saturday hashtag yolo hashtag drooling