After work and an afternoon of gardening it's time to appreciate that it's #fcf

How Thursday afternoon is going..😈

Really not wanting to get up for work this morning. #humpday

Monday afternoon rest needed. 😴 #mcm

Busy morning even though it looks like I'm only just getting up. 😜 Happy Sunday!

Having spent the afternoon listening to Olivia Rodrigo's new album which is excellent btw. I stopped to listen Aly and AJ's new single 'Year of the Horse' OMFG. 🤯🤯🤯 INCREDIBLE! Best they've done for a while!

Good morning! #FCF has arrived.

Eh! What's the point of group chats? Other than another way to make people feel excluded. 😩 Nice one Bluesky 🤬

A bit late in the day for #humpday but I couldn't resist pulling my shorts down real quick. 😜

Went to see Masters of the Universe this afternoon! I wasn't disappointed! 🗡️⚡❤️ (I might have a thing for Skeletor 🥵🤣)

When it's Monday but also your day off 💦 #mcm

This morning's dynamic yoga class was probably the most challenging I've ever done 🥵 and I loved every second of it. These briefs are absolutely soaked through.

This is by far my favourite new release from anyone so far this year. 💛 I can't stop replaying it! B*Witched will always have my heart. music.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvS...

The light hits just right on #fcf ☀️ (I guess it's fitting that my MOTU funko's made an appearance with the movie release this weekend 🤣)

Man this week feels long. Maybe posing in my pants will help 😜🤷🏻 or maybe not.

And #humpday arrives 🍑

After working out in the sun all morning 🌞🥵 it's so nice to chill in the shade of the garden.

Post a photo from 2019 I promise this was for a popstars fancy dress party (generic boyband member) and not how I used to go about my day. 😜

When it's #fcf but your arse wants attention too. 😜

It's #humpday so here's my post work ass. 🐽

The perfect bank holiday Monday when I have nothing to get up for and can just enjoy a morning in bed on the Switch #mcm

Yes Google Health Coach, you'd be absolutely right about that, it was anything but gentle 🧘🏻🤸🏻🥵

Not really a sun worshipper but this weather is too good not to enjoy. (I'll probably be running for the shade in 10 mins 🤣)

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! Taylor Swift Shakira Kylie Nerina Pallot Pale Waves Aly & AJ Marina Steps Girls Aloud Belinda Carlisle

What a sweaty #FCF it is today 🥵💦

Work done, grass cut, coffee in hand, pants down. Just a typical Monday 😜 #mcm

Love these yellow briefs 💛 Saturdays are for soft cocks.

Pulling my shorts down for #humpday 😜

Just feeling smiley and chilled this Sunday. This morning's yoga class set the day up perfectly. 😁

That after work softie Saturday feeling. #scs

Happy 5/8 to all you 5’8” kings out there. It’s our day to celebrate our slightly below average stature!

Back to work after 11 days off 😭 It certainly doesn't feel like a #humpday

Wasted a good portion of this afternoon in a Ticketmaster queue trying to get Olivia Rodrigo tickets 🙈😩 Only to go on AXS and get them in 5 minutes. 🎉😁😁

It's a bank holiday #mcm I won't be moving from here for a while

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Angel Ally McBeal Kath & Kim Supernatural Nashville Schitt's Creek Ghost Whisperer Firefly Never Have I Ever The Vicar Of Dibley Friends Modern Family The Middle Workin' Moms

Post the: Last movie you saw 🎥 Last game you played 📱 Last show you watched 📺 Last song you listened to 🎶

I agree everyone should do this one too. Am I doing it right?

Bloody hell, three pints and I feel three sheets to the wind. 🥴

Floppy #fcf

Happy #humpday 🐽

QTP with your favourite steel type Pokémon

Love things like this! 💚

Something wholesome (for a change) A lovely afternoon out to Ashgill Force, even avoided the rain.

Well I best get up and get to yoga.... maybe need a minute. #mcm

Sunday bush. 😜 Also I don't think I've worn these blue briefs since I got them, I like em.

Just an afternoon spent playing Disney Dreamlight Valley. 💚

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Happy #FCF It's a wet one this morning.

Thank you all for the birthday love today you wonderful people. 🥰🥰🎉 I'm truly grateful. I'd love to respond to each message when I get chance. ❤️❤️

Birthday cake 🎉