Writing #gortash as a dominant bottom: The man doesn't skimp on his job but he also knows when to delegate. Just because he'll step on you and give directions doesn't mean he's volunteering to do all the work. You (with few, singular exceptions) can't get on his level, prove you deserve to be here.

A simple mod for #durgetash fans, a proposal: Somebody just add a mod for Durge Players that triggers a fight with some seemingly random attackers if you interact too much with the companion you're romancing in front of #gortash at Wyrm's Rock. 1/2

Imagine #durge starting as the sorcerer chosen of bhaal and then they get amnesia and come back with levels in Paladin for a completely separate god. Other god: "you weren't using this so free real estate." #bg3

I maintain the idea that #gortash escaped the House of Hope, but the how's are always interesting. I think unknown to him, Raphael's contract only lasted as long as he was technically the "property" of his parents. Their claim to him had an expiration date and so would his, but 1/?

Random #gortash hc: he does not keep animals but he likes cats and is perfectly fine with an increased population in the gate because raphael hates them (esp kittens) and it's a subtle way of letting him know he's not welcome.

I don't get Fantasy Football. Not fantasy enough. My running back is the Flash. What now, Craig? #fantasyfootball

So I do some odd PSLs in RP for #gortash but I also have him in a game with a set storyline. To give you the gist, villain-types die and get a second shot at going back if they rehab with guidance. The setting: a ship that travels between dimensions, so it's "change via experience." 1/?

I have experimented some with the popular #gortash fanon that he has EDS, hence slower healing scars, the gauntlets concealing ringsplints, the cane and his gait being very subtly off. In my writing and rps this tends to appear in a few specific ways: 1/?

oh my god new official #gortash art everybody sound the alarms

Anyone else done a #gortash as Tav run? The general idea: Gort (or any other npc you want) dies as they do ingame and had woken up on the nautiloid. No one recognizes them and they're back to lv 1 in ability. Play as you think they would. Who would they romance? Would the experience change THEM?

#gortash headcanons on another platform.

Looking back at old RP logs. #gortash #durge #durgetash

Durge was a mite baffled at seeing #gortash 's bed the first time because it's small compared to what the other Chosen sleep on. Very economical there. He clearly didn't outfit his space with visitors in mind.

More thoughts after that #durgetash related reply: There was a short period of grieving for #gortash, which is to say he did that shit in private and then never again because he knows Orin is waiting for him to react and he refuses. 1/???

How I read one ending in datvg. Ignore that I'm a mess there's a heatwave. #dragonage #datvg #dragonagetheveilguard #dragonagesolas #solas #datvgspoilers

More #gortash adjacent headcanons/observations: I love how everyone has a different take on who in #durgetash is the bigger horndog (for me it's both in different fonts) but re: their gods? Bhaal is WAY more okay with it than Bane is. (Cont)

Adulthood is sometimes trading the peanut butter in your PB&J sandwich for #nutella because you are mad with power and nobody can stop you. 1/3

Headcanons as a #gortash writer/rper: He does not want kids. Parenthood is a job, and he doesn't want it and you should not have kids if you don't mean to raise them. He takes precautions to not impregnate anyone or GET pregnant (look, bhaalspawn and dragons are tricky ok). If he somehow (cont)

#bg3 #gortash #thedarkurge #durgetash So...is there something to this premise? Comments welcome.

Just stuff from interludes I wrote for a #bg3 RP/PSL. AU where #gortash survived the end of the game and is in Avernus.

Using #bg3 mods to design my #gortash AU. Younger!gort figured Bane out quicker and decided to fuck off to space and be a Starjammer pirate captain. Ship is a reverse-eng. and rebuilt nautiloid. Outfit still has the gauntlets but the rest is very adapted from gith and illithid styles. Pics next

#bg3 The Dark Urge is not a fun character to encounter in a tabletop game. UNLESS... #thedarkurge #bg3thedarkurge #durge #bg3durge

1/2 So I have a headcanon that #gortash hates bards. But he slept with one once and they were just...an awful bard. Their schtick was obvious and trite and should NOT have worked. He will go to his GRAVE never admitting to this one-night-stand. The problem? #bg3 #envergortash

ChatGPT ass presidency

Seriously I was gonna ask him for a picture because I liked his fit. #pride #prideky #lgbtqia+

My vocal stim every time this scene comes up #veilguard #dragonagetheveilguard #datv #emmrichvolkarin

Rook's response to authority, esp as a Grey Warden, will never not be funny to me. #veilguard #dragonagetheveilguard #datv #dragonagerook

Tiktok is so far at least a good video maker/editor. Here's to another 75 days.

First skylight vid! Would love an option that lets me add captions. Or edit like, anything in a video. Still learning!

Big issues still valid but Harry Potter additionally fucked up everyone's ability to spell Griffon correctly.

Pennywise badly interprets one of Ben's anxieties and New Kids on the Block just keeps following him around everywhere. #It2017 #ItStephenKing

Welcome to neurospicy adulthood. You now get irrationally upset (in the privacy of your own home) when the pharmacy uses different bottles for your meds because you don't have the spoons to learn new devil magic.

Remember if you misbehave today those acts are officially Valencrimes.

Fat kittens with triangle butts that don't walk so much as aggressively wiggle in a given direction y/n?

And he LOVES a good deal with clever wording. Shame that until now you were talking to our mutual friend. #dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard

My #RookReveal for #veilguard -- based on a character in another franchise. This was as old as the game would let me make him.

When you are playing Veilguard for the first time and you are about to hit ENDGAME. The FINAL CLIMB. And your computer dies. HDD is dead. Takes almost two weeks to fix. You have just been edged by a video game.

I've been using this one lamp as the main light in my living room. Same lightbulb since 2014. It JUST burnt out. RIP dude. You were a real one.

Shoutout to that ONE stupid as fuck dino that tried to eat Claire and kept sticking its head in lava and still wound up being shown to be carried out alive by helicopter later. Being God's grudging responsibility must be great. #fallenkingdom #jurassicworld

Silly things that give me endless joy: when house #cats find their way out of their collars and their humans refer to them as "naked."

It's almost like they WANTED one choice to be canon. #datv #veilguardspoilers #veilguard

The first #bg3 post I made on tt. Ignore that I'm wearing the same outfit as my final; total coincidence! #gortash

The last thing I posted on TT before the "ban." #bg3

From Gortash Week 2024-Work💅 Lord Gortash working against the unjust sumptuary laws of the Gate #envergortash #baldursgatefanart #lordgortash

How do you steal his mom? Once again I did it only to draw Durge's face :D #Astarion #BaldursGate3 #darkurge

Gortash typing out a blackmail letter in his office.

So ages ago I made this gal, she's a myconid bard named Fleetwood Myc🥰 She would love to play you a song on her rot lute (but maybe don't sit too close to the lute if you have a sensitive nose or are immuno compromised). #bg3 #myconid #art #oc

SIL had chinchillas, do not remember the first one's name just that there was something off with him. SIL wanted baby chinchillas and adopted Chickchilla who actively avoided chinchilla 1 because something was wrong with him so there were never baby chinchillas because Chickchilla stood on business.

#orinthered probably can't use her dagger on #gortash because he is probably the one that set everyone's netherstones, so nobody was gonna know if he added an enchantment to protect himself. He's an artificer; it's what he do. #bg3 1/3

I have never been victimized by trans women in bathrooms. I have been, however, by small kids who stick their heads under stalls because nobody taught them how to behave.