Our baby just reached up, grabbed my beard, and fell asleep holding on to my whiskers. I'll never move again and might just pass away from how much I love this kid. Being old dad is pretty grand.

I guess my favorite part of being me is that I blister all to hell when I even sort of look at poison ivy. 6 days, and the inside of forearm looks like it was set on fire and put out with a golf shoe. Steroids. Antihistamines. That Zanfel stuff. Nothing. Just torture.

Every morning I let the baby roll around in my office and play her a variety of music. This morning was a John Williams kind of day. She was TRANSFIXED to the speaker during the jurassic park theme. The man can write a catchy tune. The baby also loves ska. So take all of that how you will.

You're god damned right I walk around strapped. Leftist in indiana, having been doxxed by a local MAGA type? And now the potus says the military can use full force against me ? Never scared. Always prepared.

Anyone but Cole Redalen. Maybe he can take the winnings to the creation museum with his saltine crew. The worst part of disc golf, IMHO.

Missy Gannon with the absolute worst spitout of all time. Sheeeeeeew.

Nathan Queen is doing precisely what most of would be doing if we made the lead card, with cameras following us - totally eating his balls.

Steve Dodge would have a fucking cop throw out the first disc. ACAB And no place in disc golf for cops. Thank you.

if I was going to copy a disc golf throw, it would be Niklas Anttila's form. I love watching that dude hit a line.

Love is watching pro disc golf wirh your wife and rating everyone's ass. We both like cake. I won't apologize.

The best pop performers goes like this - 2. Little Michael Jackson 1. Prince End of list.

Man, I don't even care about Kimmel. But I love how much he hurts the snowflakes on the right.

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I thought the fucking rapture was today, so I went to Dutch Bros. IT'S TOMORROW! AND I SAT IN A REALLY LONG LINE. Blessed be all of you that are going to get gone tomorrow. hustle up.

Russ sucks dude. This Giants team is going to waste Scataboo and Malik. Like they wasted Saquan. Back to hating the NFL again.

The transition graphic on the DGPT is still Kristin putting, and I'm not ok. Please come back !!!

EVELINA PUTTING MELTDOWN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. Birdie to a double bogey. How !? So, so bad.

I am going to start a political punk band called "Charlie Kirk's neck hole". We might not need to write songs. There's a real chance that we can just put out merch. Time to speak up y'all. They want us to shut up. They are counting on it!

I proposed to my wife on the toll road near Brewster / Fox run in VT. And we got to play both courses. If they didn't have winter time, I would move there tomorrow. I love watching the disc golf pro tour events from there.

Right wingers - Charlie Kirk was killed because he had a different opinion than others. We should be able to say what we want . Me - Charlie Kirk was a bad person. Right Wingers - NOT THOSE OPINIONS! FIRE THAT GUY!

Is Kash Patel the dumbest man to ever hold any kind of government office? I will say yes, but it is probably a 12 way tie.

The best thing to come out of this Charlie Kirk thing, and j do hate to make a list, is that it clearly separated the cry baby liberals from the leftists. I appreciate the liberals outing themselves with their cowardice. Fuck eulogizing that hateful fuck.

Kristin Latt's announcement has actually made me a little sad. She really transformed the FPO side of disc golf. People certainly talked about it and watched it more because of her. But more than anything, she was a behemoth for a few years. Just a total beast. And probably thr FPO GOAT.

On another rewatch of the sopranos. The best, low key part of the show, is Janice's boyfriend that has narcolepsy. It makes me laugh every single time. "Have you heard?".

Why the mother fuck is my local news running an 11 minute piece on Charlie fucking Kirk? HE WAS A FUCKING YOUTUBE INFLUENCER YOU CUNTS, NOT AN ASTRONAUT.

Lefty folks - If you don't want a gun, cool. But at least educate yourself so you don't sound like a fucking idiot when talking about things that happened. 1. 200 yards is NOT a long shot with a rifle. 2. NO ONE ON EARTH AIMS FOR THE NECK. 3. it was a bolt action rifle. not "semi-automatic".

I am a middle aged man that has watched the USMNT my entire life. My son played Olympic level soccer. Will the us men's team EVER develop a midfielder? Good attackers with no service. Decent defenders with no one in front of them. The occasional great keeper. Connect the field you idiots.

It really is too bad that Red Bull only have one car on the grid every race. Max is one of the GOATs. Yuki is a nice dude. But they have to get someone serious in that second car.

When did dgpt get back to saying what discs people are throwing? I do appreciate it.

Local disc golf drama is the dumbest shit on earth. Its a hobby sport. Everyone relax. Please. But it always happens.

If being happy that Catrina Allen is playing terrible disc golf is wrong, I don't ever want to be right.

Mike's extra hot honey ? More like "Mike's baby sauce for old people and those without taste buds". You assholes don't just to get call something "hot" because middle aged white women think it is. F - .

Riddle me this - WHO SHOULD THE CANDIDATE BE FOR THE DEMOCRATS IN THE NEXT ELECTION!? I am scared and confused. (this came out of a stoned conversation at band practice) Can't be Gavin or Pete or AOC. Then who? If it's anyone backed by AIPAC, they'll lose. But I don't know who.

Finally, my jinx works for me!!! Let's go Pablo!!! My boy, McBeth !

Hole 12. Tournament over. Mcbeth just gives shit away anymore. I'm so sad.

If McBeth loses this tournament, I'm going to legit be upset. I'm too invested. Someone help.

I dont care for Gannon Buhr, but that was an all time throw in. What an eagle. Disc golf lifetime highlight for sure.

Watching Pulp fiction for the first time in a decade. I've seen it well over 100 times. It used to be the only DVD I owned. Of course its incredible. The dialogue is perfect. The characters are flawless. But the god damned aesthetic of the film does so much. I miss filmmakers. Tarantino rules.

Brent Hinds being dead was not on my 2025 bingo card. Fucking terrible. Time to blare the Mastodon in tribute.

It is so interesting to me to see disc golf eras change. The Cat, Paige, Paul, Ricky era lasted for some time. I'm not sure what you call this time and place. The Buhr era? Kristin time?

Smoked my MCL playing too much disc golf. No tear, but it is a healthy strain. Still going to play this week, but I will have to wear a brace and ice it down after. This stupid ass hobby has had me on the IR more than the military did.

I know there aren't any MAGA morons here...but IMAGINE if Obama had LITERALLY rolled out a red carpet for Putin, and then took him for a ride in the presidential limo? WHAT PLANET ARE WE CURRENTLY ON!?

I play MP40 because I was winning most of my MA40 events by simply shooting my rating. I got bored. But now I'm getting frustrated because I'm getting wrecked in the pros. And I don't have time to go practice a lot and get better. I just own the fact that I have to play for fun with the pros.

So here's a quandary- lightning delay at ledgestone. For some reason. I'm 15 minutes from the course and its blue skies. Anyway. I've got a 4 hour drive ahead of me. I was supposed to tee off at noonish. If this delay goes another round, is it weird if I just head home? I COULD cash. But....

For the first time today, in tournament disc golf, I did not have fun. At some point, it felt like 112 degrees out. It was like nature was waterboarding us. Had a dude dnf behind us. People were puking. Bad times. I had prune hands from the air. Sunset was no joke today. Black tomorrow !

Honest to god, I thought Brodie Smith had stopped playing disc golf. And then I see a video with Ezra and Goose? Is this dude the biggest signing of all time, that never did anything on the course? He sold a million discs and never achieved anything at all. Kona ? Not sure how many discs she sold.

On her 3 month birthday, our baby slept 8.5 hours through the night. After I got over my initial worry, I cheered loudly. Not coincidentally, we are all in a great mood this morning.

I got a vasectomy last Friday. Shocking to me how quick it went down, and how fast the recovery is. Dudes, if you're on the fence, just get it done. Enjoy a nice Valium for yourself, ice down your nuts a few times when you're done, and enjoy not getting more people pregnant. Would recommend.

This Trump press conference is FUCKING insane. Its like someone is pulling words at random and putting them in Trump's ear. Why do i watch this shit? Ah yes. Because fuck the media also. Hard line to walk.

The Aaron gossage "don't putt like an absolute fucking idiot while on the lead card" challenge has been failed again. That kid needs a sports psychologist in the worst way.