ALF: Last trap, I promise. (S3E13)

ALF: And now, Kate, how about making me a hero sandwich? #ALF (S3E13)

Willie: For meritorious service above and beyond the call of duty we hereby present to you the Tanner Medal of Honor. #ALF (S3E13)

Willie:ALF, guess what? For once your overreacting actually paid off. That guy you caught really was a crook! As it turns out, you are a hero! ALF: Well, that's nice. Really great. Just one question. Kate: Yeah? ALF: Who are you people? S3E13

ALF: Don't let this G-man take me away! Willie: What do you suggest? ALF: Well, I can't take the rap and you shouldn't have to. How about Kate? #ALF (S3E13)

Lynn: What are you looking for? Willie: His wallet. ALF: Okay, but we split 50/50. Willie: I am looking for identification! #ALF (S3E13)

ALF: A stranger approacheth. Steady, ALF. Steady. Don't soil yourself. (S3E13)

Willie: ALF, would you come over here for a minute? ALF: Uh-uh. Willie: Would you just. Would you mind just coming.. Coming here just within my reach, please? ALF:You appear to be at the end of my rope.#ALF (S3E13)

Willie: ALF, what are you doing? ALF: Protecting the family from murderers! You were the last person I would have suspected, Willie. Willie: I'm not a murderer...yet! #ALF (S3E13)

ALF: This is the city. Los Angeles, California. I was working the night watch out of the backyard. Today is Friday. My name is ALF. I carry a bat. #ALF (S3E13)

Willie: Goodnight, ALF. ALF: Wait, you can't go to bed, Willie. You have to stay awake and protect us rom a sedan-related death. Willie: If you're that concerned why don't you stay up? Immediately I realize the folly of that statement. Go to the garage. #ALF (S3E13)

ALF: You're not seriously gonna let Scarface stay here, are you? Willie: He's not a criminal. He's a witness. ALF: What if the mob finds him here? They'll blow us up in our sedan! #ALF (S3E13)

Kate: Honey, it is time for him to go home. Willie: I'm trying, Kate. The man cannot take a hint. ALF: See if he can take a swift kick in the butt. #ALF (S3E13)

Kate: ALF! How long have you been out here? ALF: Long enough to hate little Orphan Whineywith every fiber of my being. #ALF (S3E13)

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ALF TV Guide (1989)

Project ALF (1996)

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ALF Cross Stitch (1987)

ALF Trace & Color Set

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