I gotta eat some detritus

I'm into race play (Mario kart)

"Does your tool that makes the thing for you not make the thing how you would make the thing? Here's a tool that makes the tool that makes the thing for you make the thing how you would make the thing if you were making the thing."

Meta is rolling out a new "feature" where it can generate memes based on chat conversation (???) My chat is currently discussing how someone we knew went missing and their body was discovered ~18 days later in a body of water Thank you Meta, very cool!

Oh cool thank god I was starting to get kinda nervous

How can there be baby back ribs when ribs are in front

I've been working on a new special attack move, I call it "Paul Decimator" and so far it can kill anything named Paul in a 1000 foot radius. Even frogs

HUGE missed opportunity only having the antichrist and Christ Classic They just really could have done more Christs

It was really stupid of me to sign up for reddit on valentine's day

drinking King K. Rool beer

Mr. Incredible is in Hell.

I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨

End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)

End of an Era (I'm not gonna pay for laggy p2p online smash anymore)

Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action

wait wtf?? Metroid's a girl????

All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals

in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"

I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans

obligatory

Ballroom plans leak

who up yomming they kippur

I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra

one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist

Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add) -ecties/ectoids -spects (derived from "specter") -rishies (from "apparition") -sheets -wailers -slugs (they can't cross a salt line)

me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:

it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been

Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years

Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this... (I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)

bro's slithy toves really are gyring and gimbling in the wabe 💀💀💀

I was rigging an insect wing and got a little carried away with the lighting

i think it would be cool if i got anything for this

the only Clanker I fuck with

imagine if apple were currently charging like $800 for an iphone 8

ok they already fucked it up www.dexerto.com/youtube/yout...

if she keeps up at the rate she's been going, soon she'll be able to use basic tools and pass the mirror test

AA/sobriety but for abstaining from sending inquiries to generative ai chatbots

watching woke superman

First good youtube decision since like 2012??? www.thebridgechronicle.com/tech/youtube...

Ghost pipes

Donk Kong (digital oil on canvas, 2025)

happy gay

me and the boys on our way to get our tails kicked

All my DK reaction gifs are now up on GIPHY! giphy.com/Udge/donkey-...

Animation practice question mark ?