worried that you can perfectly tell the electro pattern by my noises... 🌊

I look forward to a 2026 continuing to ignore all rules surrounding segufix usage 😅

Just sitting about having a chat.

That chain would turn out to be stuck on for a verrry long time :)

Merry Christmas - From a Filthy Animal.

... all over your face for some reason.

iznotdog. izchaoticneutral.

iznotdog.

Sometimes pups need some enforced rest ... Especially when they keep wriggling around for totally no reason at all.

Hopefully @tiedspike.bsky.social kept the receipt.

Iznotdog. Third party verified.

Segufix rules are meant to be broken.

Traditional British hospitality.

The most annoying thing about this picture, is that it's from the Folsom that - thanks to four special guys and a still unknown assailant forcing me into a chastity belt - everyone got to cum in my hotel room but me!

Playing tetris with rubber subs.

Yet another time where someone just inexplicably screamed that I'm lovely.

After a few hours the sweat sloshing was audible ...

Finally lost my Folsom lamppost virginity.

You can never have enough Segufix.

Gimp suit, rubber straitjacket, gas mask with blackout lenses. Just stuck standing for a good few hours making a very large puddle on the floor 😅

Mucky pup.

That's a joke... right?

some relaxation therapy.

Is there any other way to break the ice?

No doubt many people complained about no longer being able to enjoy my witty rapport. Alas, I could but hear them at the time.

I'm just waaay too lovely. He looks way too comfortable.

_Finally_ going to Quälgeist. On a night almost designed for me :P

And yet. People kicked me. Sometimes it's hard to maintain to my self-esteem.

First time being mummified in a duvet too. It was _wet_ by the end :P

Few people take the time to celebrate the great work rope-tops do in the community.

You say "ruined", I say "alternative"...

However it happened. It was very fun becoming an impromptu addition to the Recon members party entertainment 😅 (ropework, positioning and eventual rescuing by @freavebond.bsky.social)

"Oh, it'll be easier hogtying you on the stage" he said. "It'll be fine" he said. "They've already done the entertainment". And then three minutes later... (Thanks @freavebond.bsky.social)

This dog ate a damn sight more than my homework by the time I'd finished with him.

Fake news. Not even remotely ticklish. No need to check. 🫠

Now with landing strip (thanks to IG:GimpZero)

Prepped and ready. (thanks to IG:gimpzero)

rubber gimp? let's table that idea.

Is it too much to ask to be wanked off without then being ruthlessly polished @kitnkink.bsky.social ?! One day someone'll be nice to me :P

thanks to @kitnkink.bsky.social for the fucking polishing and @durhamsub (twitter) for unknowingly providing the second hand shirt to "appreciate" ;)

Luckily I'm not even remotely ticklish... 🫠

Big Dom Energy.

Explain your @ It's an apt, but obscure, Terry Pratchett quote (pictured). If you're of the right age, you saw this printed on the back of tapes and CD cases telling you to open up the cover booklet (inlay) for the lyrics/producers/thanks (details). See my profile [inlay] for kinks [details].

That experience was totally tubular man...

Sometimes a bit of forced relaxation is good.

It's always important to wear a helmet when you can't see anything.

A timeline of my meet with @kitnkink.bsky.social - frustrated in shorts -> frustrated poking out of shorts -> increasingly concerned about how little protection I have against polishing without shorts -> regretting life choices.

Still isn't any better Training will continue.

After attempting to rob the playroom, the miscreant was swiftly dealt with by public spirited individuals in a heroic act caught on CCTV.

It is important to keep dogs on a short leash.