BEAR THE FUCK DOWN!! #DaBears

‪Most embarrassing Duck showing since Team USA got walloped 12-1 by Iceland in the Junior Goodwill Games.‬ #NeverDaunted

Keep making them pay for their mistakes! -#NeverDaunted

‪This must be why the #Cubs aren’t spending. Gotta save up for Greenland. 🙄‬

Lane Kiffin is going to pull a Costanza and just show up at Ole Miss tomorrow like nothing happened. #AllstateSugarBowl #OleMissRebels

In 49 other states, it’s just football! 🌹🌹🌹🌹#Hoosiers #NeverDaunted #RoseBowl

This might be the best Indiana showing since Jones found the Holy Grail. #RoseBowl #Hoosiers

Ah yes. Kick a field goal to get it from a three position game to a…*checks notes*…three possession game. #RoseBowl #Hoosiers

I hope I look half as good as Diana Ross does at 81. #NewYear2026 #RockinEve

WIN THIS FUCKING THING!!! #DaBears

That’s enough of OZ for me.

I repeat. #DaBears #BearDown

I feel like Kristy watching the Globetrotters with the Bears D vs Malik Fucking Willis. #DaBears

Brady knows a roughing when he sees one. #DaBears

If you’re going to rough the passer, then rough the passer. Good to see someone listened. #DaBears

SEE JAY GEE JAY!! #DaBears

People are saying… #DaBears

So let’s say the Bears finish this. How are the pundits going to love the goalposts?#Bears

“So you see… my innie saved Ms. Casey for my outtie because she’s actually my outie’s wife Gemma, but then he stayed inside to run off with Helly. It’s complicated, Your Holiness.” #Severance

It’s actually good to be a Chicago sports fan and I don’t know how to handle that. #Bears #Blackhawks #Bulls

“What are the odds both teams had the bases loaded and neither team scored.” High if one of those teams is the #Cubs.

This game 7 has everything… #WorldSeries

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

Blue Jays need a rain delay. #Cubs #WorldSeries

Game 7s baby. Game 7s.

When they’re showing World Series droughts and your team isn’t on the list! #Cubs

Game 7s are kinda fun when it’s not my team’s ass on the line. 🤷🏼‍♂️

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. #SundayNightFootball

Good morning to the #Dodgers and only the Dodgers. Thank you. Your job is done. Now, please kindly get bent. #Cubs

Go Dodgers. #Cubs

You gotta pinch hit Happ. #Cubs

Kyle Tucker. #Cubs

It took our ass against the wall to get Shaw’s crap ass out of the game. #Cubs

Ballgame. #Cubs 😣

Bump. #Cubs

Now we burn Palencia. #Cubs

Ian Happ strike out. Drink. #Cubs

Ok. Seriously. Don’t. Fucking. Swing. #Cubs

I think I hate the Contreras brothers more than the Molinas. 😤 #Cubs

Brewers riding up 94 tonight. #Cubs

FLY IT BABY!! Going back to The Good Land! #Cubs #FlyTheW #WhiteFlagTimeAtWrigley #SingThatStupidSong #IDidntHearNoBell

Alright Cubs, no funny business. It’s midnight. End this quickly please. #Cubs

Save some for Saturday, boys!! #Cubs

KING TUCK!!!!! #Cubs

“They have not survived three straight elimination games since the 2016 World Series.” People forget that. #Cubs

#Cubs leave the bases loaded. Drink.

Shaw is never going to get out again.

Atta Boyd. #Cubs

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YELLICH!