Tall, Mark, and Handsome
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If you’re following because of one tweet you saw, prepare to be disappointed.
BEAR THE FUCK DOWN!!
#DaBears
1 day ago
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Most embarrassing Duck showing since Team USA got walloped 12-1 by Iceland in the Junior Goodwill Games.
#NeverDaunted
2 days ago
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Keep making them pay for their mistakes! -#NeverDaunted
3 days ago
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This must be why the
#Cubs
aren’t spending. Gotta save up for Greenland. 🙄
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Lane Kiffin is going to pull a Costanza and just show up at Ole Miss tomorrow like nothing happened.
#AllstateSugarBowl
#OleMissRebels
10 days ago
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In 49 other states, it’s just football! 🌹🌹🌹🌹#Hoosiers
#NeverDaunted
#RoseBowl
11 days ago
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This might be the best Indiana showing since Jones found the Holy Grail.
#RoseBowl
#Hoosiers
11 days ago
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Ah yes. Kick a field goal to get it from a three position game to a…*checks notes*…three possession game.
#RoseBowl
#Hoosiers
11 days ago
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I hope I look half as good as Diana Ross does at 81.
#NewYear2026
#RockinEve
11 days ago
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WIN THIS FUCKING THING!!!
#DaBears
22 days ago
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That’s enough of OZ for me.
22 days ago
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I repeat.
#DaBears
#BearDown
22 days ago
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I feel like Kristy watching the Globetrotters with the Bears D vs Malik Fucking Willis.
#DaBears
22 days ago
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Brady knows a roughing when he sees one.
#DaBears
23 days ago
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If you’re going to rough the passer, then rough the passer. Good to see someone listened.
#DaBears
23 days ago
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SEE JAY GEE JAY!!
#DaBears
23 days ago
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People are saying…
#DaBears
23 days ago
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So let’s say the Bears finish this. How are the pundits going to love the goalposts?#Bears
about 1 month ago
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“So you see… my innie saved Ms. Casey for my outtie because she’s actually my outie’s wife Gemma, but then he stayed inside to run off with Helly. It’s complicated, Your Holiness.”
#Severance
about 2 months ago
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It’s actually good to be a Chicago sports fan and I don’t know how to handle that.
#Bears
#Blackhawks
#Bulls
2 months ago
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“What are the odds both teams had the bases loaded and neither team scored.” High if one of those teams is the
#Cubs
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2 months ago
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This game 7 has everything…
#WorldSeries
2 months ago
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reposted by
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Norm Charlatan
2 months ago
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
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Blue Jays need a rain delay.
#Cubs
#WorldSeries
2 months ago
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Game 7s baby. Game 7s.
2 months ago
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When they’re showing World Series droughts and your team isn’t on the list!
#Cubs
2 months ago
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Game 7s are kinda fun when it’s not my team’s ass on the line. 🤷🏼♂️
2 months ago
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
#SundayNightFootball
3 months ago
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Good morning to the
#Dodgers
and only the Dodgers. Thank you. Your job is done. Now, please kindly get bent.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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Go Dodgers.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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You gotta pinch hit Happ.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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Kyle Tucker.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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It took our ass against the wall to get Shaw’s crap ass out of the game.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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Ballgame.
#Cubs
😣
3 months ago
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Bump.
#Cubs
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Now we burn Palencia.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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Ian Happ strike out. Drink.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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Ok. Seriously. Don’t. Fucking. Swing.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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I think I hate the Contreras brothers more than the Molinas. 😤
#Cubs
3 months ago
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reposted by
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TJGator
3 months ago
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Brewers riding up 94 tonight.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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FLY IT BABY!! Going back to The Good Land!
#Cubs
#FlyTheW
#WhiteFlagTimeAtWrigley
#SingThatStupidSong
#IDidntHearNoBell
3 months ago
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Alright Cubs, no funny business. It’s midnight. End this quickly please.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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Save some for Saturday, boys!!
#Cubs
3 months ago
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KING TUCK!!!!!
#Cubs
3 months ago
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“They have not survived three straight elimination games since the 2016 World Series.” People forget that.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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#Cubs
leave the bases loaded. Drink.
3 months ago
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Shaw is never going to get out again.
3 months ago
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Atta Boyd.
#Cubs
3 months ago
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SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YELLICH!
3 months ago
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