Posting this on here cuz I don't wanna possibly get suspended on my main. A friend of mine sent me this and OH MY GAWD

Someone told me recently that I draw penises too small. How big exactly do you expect me to draw them?! Because if your character's dick manages to fit six times his entire body height and he's six feet tall. That's a TWELVE INCH PENIS. It's actually rather generous by IRL standards.

"Why, hello there!"

Holy shit, When you manage to come for the first time after nearly two weeks of feeling too sick to do anything... I freaking EXPLODED. I actually scared myself a little bit. LOL

"Always remember to lock your door!"

Always remember to lock your door!

... Fuck. I managed to give myself blue balls for the first time in forever. I forgot how utterly unpleasant it is. Yes, I know there's an easy way to take care of this, but not here on a bus.

.... I never thought I'd ever see Marsupilami smut on here... But here we are.

Being able to work from home is sometimes really great. You get the work done AND also can just hang around the house without pants and look at porn when you're done with your tasks.

Buddies sharing a wank

Do you ever have friends talk to you about hypothetical or actual upcoming hook ups and suddenly your brain is like "yes please, do it and can I please watch in a dark corner of the room?" Like you're going to have sex vicariously through them?

Can someone just freaking kidnap me and molest me? For some reason, I've been stupidly horny most of the past week, and it's getting hard to concentrate on work.

It's one of those days where work is so boring that I just want to close my office door and jerk off just to pass time... UGH

Older art repost: Associated Students Bodies redraw

I need you guys' opinion on something. Many years back at Anthrocon, after getting slightly sloshed at a bar, me and friends went back to their room and two of them got ... pretty frisky and went at it in front of everybody. Would it be wrong to draw an illustration based on that particular event?

Art dump

This is a test post :)