Absolutely delightful goal ❤️

If Bryan Mbeumo hauls I have basically won my ML. So… tough break for the cappers, it’s never that easy and you should just brace for big fat blank

Idiocracy in full swing

Activated WC yesterday, bought all the rising guys. Now what... I'm so out of sync. BB32 and TC33 anyone?

This IB feels completely empty to me. DGW and BGW madness round the corner, but there seems to be nothing worth planning atm.

Anyone has a strong opinion on Dango v Kluivert?

UPDATE! Now with DGW25 and BGW37?! An even more proactive announcement on DGW25 than we anticipated suggests the GW34 blanks might be more likely to come forward to GW33 midweek, and the same logic with GW37 FA cup final clashes coming forward to GW36 midweek instead of pushed back to GW37 midweek.

Had exact cash so brought in Mbeumo & Ndiaye. Condolences new and old owners alike

Almost there

Sarr or JP seems obvious it should be JP right?

Just brought in Bruno for the 3rd time this season. Condolences owners

For some reason, solver is offering me Mazraoui and Munoz in the same breath as my Saliba replacement... surely the latter must be the obvious pick?

Where tf was Pole Palmer last week eh?!

Never in doubt

Even though Chelsea are getting properly footballed tonite, I still am furious about my assessment of the Salah/Palmer division. Damn

Spent FT just to avpid starting Raul. My patreon launches next Friday

Me after I decided to play triple ARS defense while benching Mbeumo

Everyone talking about pens, but is Joe Pedro actually nailed to start? He ain’t playing well and Ferguson is now back too.

Without their main offensive outlet, I‘m pretty sure Arteta will focus on grinding out results using defensive solidity even more

I‘m going to buy Ismaila Sarr because he is dirt cheap and thus my brain will take all those blanks with divine serenity

Hey guys, before I commit another FPL sin… is Nicko Jackson actually a safe, nailed pick? I get he gets hauled off early at times but it’s not like he is about to lose his place after 2-3 poor games or is it? 😅

'You were saying??' bookmarks mudded

Such a useless pick. Such a useless team. Can’t believe people actually invested an FT to get this guy this week.

The lot enjoying the City downfall

I can see a few surprises in the lineups this gameweek. Next deadline is three days away and no doubt a few players woulda been out on the lash. Get your benches in order.

Merry Christmas 🎄 to all the FPL managers on this app. Thankful for having this space to share the thoughts and laughs about this wocked game 🤭 Just remember to tone down the results scrolling while you’re with your loved ones! Those moments are more precious than we often realize! Take care 🫶

My team is so comfortable saving FT for the Xmas 🎄, I cannot wait to see how it blows up right into my face

Think the biggest trick FPL does to people is when they string together 2-3 obscene posvar seasons and they get convinced they found the 'method'. When the luck dries out, it can have soul crushing consequences.

Just heard a snippet of Postecoglu's presser last nite and that guy is already sacked.

So I‘m honestly getting shafted with my 2 FTs, even though I brought in a 17 pointer. I genuinely hate this shit game

Last week I benched Mbeumo, this week Semenyo. I'm back to my best FPL form

Where is Bryan Mbeumo stoppage time goal when you actually need one?

Buying Isak on Thursday ahead of his 2nd price rise has been pretty satisfactory experience so far

Brighton and their woke hype look completely cooked

So that’s now 1 W in the last 12 for City. Even legendary coaches were sacked for less

If Cunha is handed the ban tomorrow after the deadline, that would be pretty amazing shithousing from the FA 🤭

Is it just me or the influx of people onto this platform has declined already? Love it tbh, it still feels like a broader group chat

Just turned on the solver to get me 5 ways how to get rid of Matheus 'I like your glasses' Cunha

Maybe say it out loud?

Love it when differential Bruno shithouses a pen at the death 😍

Yea Brunooo

Brighton's defense is poor, because they don’t have proper football names…🧐 GK: Investment banker LB: Latin guitar solist CB: Boxer CB: Trance DJ/producer RB: Rapper It's really that simple 🤔

Need Palmer to go ballistic tonite. Nothing less than double digits acceptable

Given the respective team quality & results, Cunha's 9 v Isak's 11 feels so enormous lol

Jesus Christ Danny Ward

Gonna leave here something for the memes later

Bought Colwill last nite to have a backup for potential Gabriel no-show. But surely I start Gab right? Off the bench appearance unlikely I assume

Make no mistake, the AM chip and causal involvement with FPL is an antithesis. I understand the excitement from hardcore modellers and optimization specialists, because this is exactly a task for optimization algorithms and computers not human beings. What a weird concept.

Pep has completely killed the idea of Jack Grealish. It’s worse each season