Oh yeah btw PSA: Your online Parasocial Relationship with a content creator is still very creepy, sir. No, they're not your partner. No they're streaming a game to everyone, you're not watching your partner play a game. Calm down. Yes you are 100% also in the files, that one is for certain.

You all underestimate how long ago I sent my last email to someone. Like.. 2009 maybe.

For a bunch of people who "left" twitter, you guys sure use it/support it a lot by using it. You're about as reliable as american politicians. Which I guess, makes sense seeing how flip-floppy you guys are and then seeing how they do it too.

Fun Fact Just because you swing around someone elses lightsaber and have force powers, doesn't mean you're a Jedi or a Sith. Plenty of Force Sensitive folks around in that universe who never became either of those things. Some just use their force powers to do farming stuff

Cannot wait for Valve to be like "You know how we only release a Half-Life game if we have cool tech to show off? Welp, it's entirely made with our In House GenAI and look at this" And then all of you being like "Well ok, it's fine when Valve uses it" and then buy HL3

Also, hey Press Folk if "frank, honest and open" is what Leavitt wants, you DO know calling her a sewage smelling cunt directly to her face is respectful, right? Like at Press Briefings. "But we won't get invited back" So? It's not like you're doing anything to help now WITH access.

"Hey, don't accept those unlawful orders" and then everyone being like "they would never" You imbeciles haven't been paying attention, have you? Boats, exploded. Helping the Gestapo with their kidnappings of small girls so the leader can have them. They ARE following unlawful orders! 🤣

"Hey chat, should I buy this game/book/movie?" You should probably put the money in your bank and tell your bank to not allow you to spend it/money on anything because you base it on what random strangers tell you to do, meaning you're absolutely not responsible enough to handle your own finances

I love scrolling through like the cheap cheap games on Steam. like "under Five bucks" games and seeing trailers that are meant to show off a game, and they decided that the video showing off their game at Less Than a 3D Benchmark Slide-Show Framerate, was "good enough"

"The man is dangerous, and shouldn't be running this country!" Then you ask them what they're gonna do about it Fucking crickets. Nada. As per usual

Those "symbols" are indentifiers and synonymous with your country so, that whole Coast Guard thing isn't exactly surprising, so stop pretending you're shocked, you sympathizer

The "Innocent until proven guilty" crowd is back. Let's ask them about O.J and see how that pathetic saying turned out. (It's the dumbest thing a country has ever tried to make important. "Innocent until proven guilty" my whole ass around your lips)

We're bringing back the exciting gameplay! The funny boat sequences The holding E to turn a valve to lower an elevator while you're also getting attacked and letting go means the elevator goes back slowly. Ready to press a button and wait for an AUTOMATED elevator? HL3's got your back

You really are a country full of zero fucking consequences aren't you? Zero consequences but that's only for the most corrupt criminals. If you happen to be a POC on a day that ends in Y, there's consequences for no reason. Consequences of sending your kids to school. Like not getting them back

Anyone who believes in second chances for the worst people and that those same people "can change" were raised by idiots, who made them believe that. Like, colosal fucking idiots

In other crazy news. The Division 2, which I still play a lot is now the one game that has a version of the White House in it that looks the most like we all remember it. And Fallout 3 has the version in it you all actually have.

I still like the "Fuck You" pricing on that Japane Exclusive PS5. Just proving that "Nah, whatever you fuckwits did with your Tariffs have NO effect on anyone but you. That thing is $650 for you hicks. It's $350 for us"

Is there a great chance that the files have been "Scrubbed"? 100% there's a chance of that. And with how corrupt the FBI and other Federal sectors is, they won't come out to call out any discrepancy with their original findings.

I still stand by the fact that if you're posting naked "Chubby Funster with a Chubby Funster penis or other NSFW content on a website, without clearly using the built in tools to mark you as NSFW and Pornographic, you're hoping to get an invite to EpsteinNowTrump Island.

I don't understand "hackers"(DDOSing isn't hacking, it's Posh "Hold down F5") who are mad at some company, but then targets consumers. Like shutting down access to consumers games. "Man it sucks that people can't play their games offline so we're gonna make sure they can't play their games" Nonce

I was just told I was being "Racist" for hating on AI. Last I checked, it's not human and thus not a race. So fuck your imaginary girlfriend, I hope it dies, Techbro. Or short circuits I guess... Gets fragmented.

So your super desire is *checks notes* shitting and pissing yourself and walking around with shit and piss in your pants all day. You have GOT to introduce me to your brother, that Cockroach loving Youtuber who wishes he was in the files

"Buh.. Buh, it's not indie because..." Let me guess, because it's not terrible fucking introspective "garbage" that thinks it has a message, made in RPGMaker

If you're using AI to generate anything. Then your dad was right. You are a failure and your parents should've never had you.

I'm curious what they're gonna do with that Legend of the Princess That Stands Around Doing Nothing Before Taking Credit At The End movie.

I myself cannot wait to see what Shenanigans Geoff gets up to at The Game Awards. Did you know, he solo developed that entire show with 100s of his friends?

Burning your stupid red hats and your stupid shirts isn't gonna be enough. You have to jump into the fires as well. Your favorite chatbot told me you HAD to do it, or else it wouldn't work.

Once again for the people in the back with zero fucking brains to talk about. You. Have Never. Owned Any. Of Your. Video. Games. End of discussion. Heck, you don't even own the movies you buy. Guess who does own them? the rights holders

I love how upset all the pathetic dweebs get when Game Awards roll around. "Raah raah, can't believe this game wasn't nominated" Who fucking cares, did YOU enjoy the game? That's all that matters, you insufferable fucking prick. Go sit on a cactus, asshole first.

Holy Shit! Ghost Master remake?! I fucking love Ghost Master "20 years in the making" HEY.... SHUT UP! You're old!

"He's my favorite Joker" That's fair "I loved him in Star Wars" Same "He was amazing as Jim the Vampire" Now THERE is someone I wanna have a drink with and talk about how good he was

"Man I can't get any good engagement on here like I did on that other website. Just like my art isn't clicking" Nah, it's that it's stale. You keep doing the same thing over and over, super thicc version of some famous characters, sucking tiny OCs up it's butthole or into it's flaps.

Remember, as the big fancy sales come in for your Black Friday deals and whatnot. 30% Off is not a Deal That's you buying the product at the normal price but you're too stupid to realize it because you can't comprehend kindergarten math.

Really, the only face cover you are allowed when kidnapping kids off the streets for your pedophile president is this nice plastic bag Also, remember Manhunt? and Manhunt 2? and how everyone was like "Man, it's so censored" Only if you lived in boring countries. Same with that The Punisher game.

"A poll shows that 90% of Americans want the files released" It does not. Not how a poll works, and they really give fuck-all information at all. It shows that 90% of the people that voted on the poll wanted it. But that means fucking nothing if only 10 people voted on it. Stop being a dumb cunt

See, now he's giving MTG nicknames and all of you are suddenly like "Welcome to the resistance" and "Hey, doing something right" You can't stay consistent. She is still one of the worst human beings alive and you're already like "Well now hold on, let's give her a chance" This is why you ALL suck

They "redact" the full names in some of these documents, but.. not their emails. So you can still tell who is who

I imagine the big bloated Orange guy is still big with the 1234Channers and the "Uhm Akshually she's a 300 year old dragon kind, she just looks like that" crowd

Oh, he's still sitting in the big house controlling everything is he? Gooood job, Resistance Figthers. You're doing SO well and I'm totally not saying that sarcastically or like a mother who HAS to say it but truly wishes she had an abortion

"I'm gonna sue you all because you said I'm a nonce!" Oh PLEASE do, the discovery phase alone would kill you so please. Die

In fun news. Valve will have to invent something better than a Seesaw to show off their physics and pushing a button to wait for an elevator while a wave of enemies roll in. And holding a button to turn a valve to make the elevator come as enemies are storming in, before they can say "Hey, it's HL3"

Fun fact Rogue drones can also renovate the white house.

So what you're all saying is that Megyn Kelly made money off of her daugther as well. That's the end of it, that's the headline. Should probably run it or something, you incompetent fuckwits

"Mr. House Alive?! HOW?!" Great, you did not play New Vegas then, did you. There's an ending where you keep him alive, you daft wank.

Listen, aaaaaall of this stuff was known the first time your country and laws allowed him to be President. So you're all fucking idiots, still, because you built a system that allows that. The ONLY thing that can fix that, is Atlantis'ing the fuck out of your country and pretend you never existed

You've all been indoctrinated so hard that you're STILL using "allegedly" ? Welp, that means no consequences. Good job America. Proving everyone right once again, that in 150 years you have still only learned to do fucking nothing right

Jokingly calling it the GabeCube is cute and all. But that's also one of those people who, when they released them the first time, took pre-orders and then never shipped any out. Which, you know, non-cult members normally call "a big fucking failure"

Looking at the potential thermals of this new "gaming powerhouse" ... at least it can replace my oven!

In an era of Souls-lite Deckbuilders I am thankful that I don't have to spend money on a lot of games because jesus christ does those games bore me to death.

"Sick and tired of a world leader thinking he's above us. He works for us, the citizens of the nation" Ok, then put on your CEO pants and fire him? Hmm where did your head go? oh in the sand again... Welp, deserved then