I opened PoshMark. Clicked on a cute top. Saw the brand was “Candace Cameron Bure”. I closed PoshMark.

Any audiobook/Brontë aficionados have an opinion on which Wuthering Heights audiobook is the best version?

EVERY. TIME.

Ace going full horizontal any time he has to talk to a woman #LIUSA

FINALLY found a corner store near me that sells Diet Coke in the tall boy cans! That was the only thing standing between me and complete collapse!

A friend I used to party with back in the day invited me out to a salsa dancing event that starts at 10pm… Why did I say yes? I’m a homebody now! 10pm if for getting in your jimjams and watching trash tv!

Actual footage of me watching Love Island USA the past couple of episodes

I refuse to like Addison Rae!! Sorry to be controversial on main, but my mind is made up!

Cannot believe Tom Sawyer called Huck Finn an “an old maiden type”

Did somebody say checkerboard Baggu??

We have foster kittens! Please enjoy a video of them attempting to climb and run, despite not yet mastering walking.

Oh no! I have very minor cold symptoms so I have NO CHOICE but to play Blue Prince and binge watch Vanderpump Villa all day!! Oh darn…

Get me to god’s country

Gif of who you wanted to be as a kid (Certainly not anymore, to be clear!)

Tonight is the night!

The Valley is one of the most bleak, dark sided shows ever to air on television. If they make 100 seasons, I will watch all of them.

A movie that takes place where you’re from 🎥

Just found out the Professor Layton series is available on mobile…Uhuhuhu

This came up on shuffle and it made me emotional!!!!(?)!!! Happy Monday, I guess!!!!!!

I was in a reading slump, so I started listening to a YA mystery audiobook in hopes that it would be fast paced and fun… All of the male love interests for this teenage girl have the voice of a proper southern dandy? It’s like a reverse harem anime, but all the boys are Leslie Jordan??

HUGE life update: I have started watching The Gilded Age

No new Animal Crossing announcement…

Book of the Month said “Dummies, sit this one out”

Why does she not have a million Emmys for Judy Gemstone??

Not to be dramatic, but me being forced to change the email address that I’ve used for 20 years is the hardest thing to ever happen to me or anyone else.

Using the windowsill as a pillow. Sure!

Circling back: tonight I had to explain to all of my straight dude coworkers what “gooning” is!

I understand that White Lotus wasn’t meant to be a show about Jennifer Coolidge traveling the world and having quirky adventures. I respect that. However, surely that can be *a* show? Why are all the TV execs asleep at the wheel?

Wait this new Silent Hill game looks kinda tea the house boots…

Friend convinced me to pick up Dreamlight Valley again after two years. Combine that with Infinity Nikki, I feel like I am working a full time job being the savior of these two worlds.

Starting to find the appeal in Pandora charm bracelets. It might be time to Old Yeller me…

Awoke in a cold sweat remembering that one of my signatures on the old Her Interactive message boards was the lyrics to Paris Hilton’s “Stars are Blind”

Does anyone use Notion? I feel like it’s exactly what I’ve been looking for, but it is intimidating!

On the other side! I have three ice packs and a heating pad on my aching body! I have never appreciated lying down as much as I do now!

Laying in bed after a 13 hour shift thinking about how I have to do it again tomorrow.

Hmmm, something about that…

Con: I accidentally shattered my phone. Pro: They’re bumping Charli XCX in this T-Mobile while I wait for a repair.

But have you considered: ab-RA-ca-DAB-ra, abra-ca-DAAAAaaa-BBRAAAAA feel the beat under your feet, the floOR’S ON FIRE

Just found out Jason Mantzoukas will be on the next season of Taskmaster. Turns out, there are still things to look forward to in this world!

Ok gamers, it’s time to admit that my cute desk chair is killing my spine. Something more ergonomic (and probably less pink) is the move.

Listened to Metamorphosis start to finish six times today

This is rad as hell! (by @legbootlegit.bsky.social)

She’s been very annoyed with me on overcast days because I won’t bring out the sun for her (???). I pulled out the heated blanket to make up for the lack of sunny patches to lay in, and that’s been a good compromise. But today, she has both!

Made some goals at the beginning of the year and so far I’ve actually been sticking to them?? Who am I???

BREAKING NEWS: Tiny Glasses for Momo!!

I actually need her on every single tv show, just in the background reacting to things.

All the other SLC Housewives: screaming, crying, etc. Bronwyn:

Starting the new season of Traitors. This survivor lady has such big reactions, she’s like a silent movie actress!

As a Storygraph user, is it worth also having a Fable account?