Profane pretzels.

Is thus what this is?

Well, good for him I guess.

This thing goes off every month or so, little wooden duck pops out, makes the weirdest sound.

Wow it's been a while since I was in here.

Ok good point.

Ok well I gotta go.

Shark diving, shark watching, shark riding, are you writing this down?

Was this made by a time traveller?

Adult.

I'm going to bed!

I still taste tacos!

Wow. Hi.

Oh hey! I'm Mae whats your name?

Grandad didn't read out of this, he like, recited it feom memory and made atuff up on top of that.

Omg party time. Are you ready Bea?

No sleep! Party time! Get ready!

Hi Mom!

We don't talk about Go Get Dead, Angel Face.

Taking it for walks.

Thanks for not changing the locks!

That was awful.

Oh no!

Whos the best Vermin? You are!

I live here!

I am so angry right now.

I ran to the spring parade to see you.

I owe you an apology Bea.

Mallard you're still, amazing forever.

I. Want. Everything.

Oh my god.

Why did they do it?

The what?

Shark diving, shark watching, shark riding, are you writing this down?

I ran to the spring parade to see you.

Why did they do it?

Probably see clear to Briddle from up there.

Is this like...What is this?

That's very romantic.

Probably left here by the Possum Springs chamber of commerce.

Hey Selmers!

Is it day?

This is all getting jumbled. I should write it down.

Are these Food Donkey shopping carts?

Can I drive a submarine?

Ok. Hello.

No, just tired.

I remember the spring parade. It was so much fun.

Screw it, pizza good.

Or tried to.