i wanna call that lady up later but i didn't get a name or number or confirmation that she was real or knows what a phone is

i have no idea if i transitioned because i died but those two things happened like. RIGHT next to each other

fuckin'. be normal for a while 'n we'll see where that gets us.

i ain't /that/ easy, keep your hands outta my pants.

dude???

using a ghost hand to scratch my balls *why is she narrating this*

// canis may be a gooner but frankie is just. stupid

hey, i know what the people want.

both, duh.

it's my day,,

// things have changed, this is how she's built now

what is that

I LOVE YURIIII

// man i never got a notification for this,,, kiss tiiiime. *leeeaning down.*

nyaaaa.

thinking about women real hard

// things have changed, this is how she's built now

meow :3

:3

// i forget that bsky doesn't show you notifs for accounts you aren't logged into like twitter does so i just. don't check other accounts that often, oopsie

*she returns the smile as soon as she sees lucille, with teeth that are probably equally as sharp.* honestly just came by to see you, but 'm not gonna show up 'n not buy anyt- *she spots the mistletoe on the edge of her vision, and she immediately starts staring at it.* what's that doin' there..

*got rained on. actual sopping wet cat.*

women LOVE kissing each other

high and thinking about fuckin. hammedburger

nobody ever shows up when i look cool

*smoke break, even though she has literally nothing to take a break from. a spectral blue arm emerges from her side to hold her cigarette as she exhales.* bein' dead ain't that bad, actually.

looking at you like this

bored. . and high. bad combination.

*coughing like crazy. girl are you okay*

// frankie is So stupid but she tries, if she says anything dumb don't worry about it

my. uhh. *brainstorming for a few minutes,,,* fenis

yes i'm hot don't think about the fact that i'm a ghost puppeting my own corpse around too hard though

// she is so cool and confident until confronted with a relatively normal nice person, which is when she transforms into a giant loser

if i fumble i will be found in a ditch somewhere

oh, it's sunday. *just kinda. tearing her shirt off*

this feels like important lore to get out there, i have been dead for several years

people're starin' at my ass.

// this is how she's built btw

I LOVE WOMEN

// (pounding my table) LESBIANS YEAAH

*froggy blink. she's high as fuck chat.*

:3? *immediately bending down. wild.*

big lady,,,

*yaaaawn. bigass cat stretch, exhaling a big cloud of glowing blue smoke.*

// i need to dust this creature off, she was my first rp muse outside of discord

ooo, that sounds nice! i /will/ warn you, i eat like a 5 year old.

*frankie purrs heavily, nuzzling eve back!* whatever you pick, 'm sure i'll love it!