Yes you’re going to stand there and wait while I type my address out in the notes app so the pharmacy worker can read it because fuck no I’m not saying my address out loud while the guy picking up his crazy pills stands two feet behind me thanks and good day

If you are bitching about “bad customer service”, it’s because you’re a bad customer. People are acting their wage, stop expecting smiles and gratitude from people who can’t afford the products they are selling you.

Here’s Morgan Wallen letting his inner toddler out, and flipping his piano over on stage, when it didn’t work right. Men who dress like this are telling you their mental age. I will die on this hill. 😭😂😂😭

Men who love cats are a total green flag

I started using 92% Volufiline, topically, and taking collagen and MNM, orally, and the hype is real. It’s not anti-aging, it’s aging in reverse. 😳💯🤩

If you create and perform a whole new personality in order to manipulate a woman into a sexual relationship, that is non-consensual. This is not difficult to understand.

The galactically stupid: “we have to stop data centers from being built. I’ve asked Chat gtp what to do. Here’s some suggestions…”

Pruning diseased and structurally weak limbs is essential for good menta-I mean, tree health.

Sometimes someone comes in unexpectedly and completely turns your day around 😘 @chefarchiepie.bsky.social

I will never be the bigger person. If you intentionally harm me, I’ll make sure you remember it.

I’d like to meet someone who is not emotionally unoriginal, and therefore totally predictable. I’ve been on this quest for a decade.

Men are a menace to everyone, everywhere, every day, and every damn time.

This one gets it

Baby Gril is very plump and juicy 🥹

PRICES DON’T GO DOWN WHEN YOU KEEP PAYING HIGH ORICES FOR THE THINGS. I hope this helps you fucking idiots.

Private equity companies and everyone running them are vampires, sticking their teeth into the workers, and extracting every ounce of blood they can, until their workers all die.

Ladies, whatever he says about his ex wife, ex girl, ex lover, is projection. She left him. He did all those things. 100% every time, without fail, he is accusing her of his actions. I hope this helps!

Being self-aware is knowing how your childhood affected you, and don’t use it as an excuse to keep harming others.

Women will set deadlines in their head when it comes to men’s behavior. You guys are just doing the things and moving through your day, not even knowing you’ve been on death row for a week, and execution day is tomorrow at 7 am.

Until I’m blue in the face

I dated a guy who was 14 years older than me, and one day, he just couldn’t help telling me about how one of his daughter friends looks at him a certain way. Sir, you’re like 40 years older than her. She’s thinking about how her friends dad is a disgusting pig

Not even your boyfriend when you’re too drunk to remember

People who are very self-aware are very aware of you too.

It’s pitiful to create a whole account to spy on someone who blocked you. You chose this, now get off my ass.

Act of micro-feminism: hold the door open for a man and say “after you queen”. Chefs kiss

My take on Memorial Day is that all those men died because of failed male leadership, and violence boosted upon them by other men, and I’m not fucking showing reverence for that shit.

Bluesky is an awesome platform if you want to say all the things into a giant black hole.

Memories 😭

DM me about my pricey spicy 🌶️.

Run from a guy who says that the last thing he wants to do is hurt you. It’s on his list.

Watched a man walk up to the drink station, and shove three of his dirty, dick-touching, nose-picking, fingers into the tub of sliced lemons, at least four times. He purposely disregarded the tiny tongs that are placed DIRECTLY INSIDE. Unchecked-privileged pig.

Boomers, namely, are of the mindset that respect means deference, instead of dignity. That’s their whole issue. Fuck those hoes.

I especially love when men are like “you’re so intelligent. It’s so nice to meet a woman who I can have a real conversation with”. I’m not that smart my guy, you’re just patently stupid.

Until I’m blue in the face: dictators don’t hold free and fair elections. We are in this until all those mother fuckers in Washington get new neckties. Have a great week!

Men: how many friends do you have?

Ace of Cups: a new beginning, a new offer, a new door.

Texas attorney Peter Tyler Swain who inherited his uber religious father’s law firm, is being charged with the sexual assault of his dog. Men are monsters.

I am a sucker for this level of vulnerability.The hours long phone conversations, the dreamy affirmations, the care and concern. What remains to be seen is whether or not it is a performance. He will either sink or swim around the 90 day mark. Oh, and I require flowers.

Dear Universe, I’m tired of lessons. I would like to meet someone who mirrors my emotional depth.

Not a country music fan at all, but I’ve always been a Neon Moon fan ❤️

Oof

My love for my cat just explodes every time I find out that one of her silly, inconsiderate, curious or annoying behaviors is always just her making sure I’m safe 🥹❤️🐈

I think people forget that real life is a live stream.

GOOD CUSTOMER service Read it again

I’m not playing this game of checking and bagging my own shit, then having a worker check my receipt. Eat shit

👀 this turned me on

I tell this very plump and juicy girl that I love her 100x a day, because I cannot say it enough. We are obsessed with each other. 😻

Hello Lilith. I love this dress. 🤭

I don’t know which women need to hear this, but old men are just as unstable and manipulative as the young ones. So fuck the young ones, and get on with it. 😻

Protect this man at all costs