They're cutting hours at work a lil bit so I'm leaving early, though later, and I'm wondering if I should do Uber for like an hour and a half or see if anyone can host nearby and suck on or sit on my cock?

At risk of doing irony, a PSA for anyone that decides to interact with me privately: if I reject you for any reason, don't ask why or put me in a position where I won't have anything nice to say. I am assuming you have some sort of shame fetish and are baiting an insult out of me and I don't consent

normally i dont like asking for this, and while i'm not TOTALLY desperate, I WILL say that if you ever want to donate to me just because? i will always be grateful for it

(short thread + photos for horny folks and levity reasons) If you've enjoyed my dick and boobs and belly and cum I'm here to ask you for a little help: my car has experienced catastrophic failure in its brakes placing it in the realm of "too expensive to bother repairing"

(short thread + photos for horny folks and levity reasons) If you've enjoyed my dick and boobs and belly and cum I'm here to ask you for a little help: my car has experienced catastrophic failure in its brakes placing it in the realm of "too expensive to bother repairing"

Tbqh I hope I stumble onto a bunch of video people took of folks fucking at TFF 😳

Has anybody noticed I only post on my day off #nsfw #gaybear

Come here, sit on it, and rub my belly #nsfw #gaybear

True again today

I definitely need someone to sit on it today #nsfw #gaybear

If everyone’ll allow me to be passive aggressive (again) for a second but I don't love being, being called a liar or dishonest at the core of their sentiment because I choose to have my display name on Grindr be sexual in nature and then opt to not be sexual with you, in particular. Sorry!Good luck!

Available to be your pillow and more #fcf #nsfw #gaybear

Dudes on Grindr/elsewhere really need to understand what a hard sell it is when they have "can't host or travel" on their profiles no matter how hot they are. Like, buddy, I don't mind chatting but sounds like we're not fucking any time soon so let's not talk about that right now.

Oh sorry zero follower and following 2 cat photo accounts

This 1 follower spam account that has 0 posts that I assume is supposed to be presenting as a woman has never heard of a homosexual before

Sometimes I wonder if I've developed a rep in this town for being a frigid bitch for the way I respond to less than desirable messages or a rep as a slut for how often I look at the apps and thus am online and I realize I'm being a narcissist and maybe that's why I don't get messages lol oh well

You know what? My dick isn't massive like some guys but I'm very happy with what I've got #nsfw

I'm.. actually rather subby for a top tbqh

Once again trying to resist the urge to register on adam4adam again even though it's always horrible to actually use and I'm already on 2 and a half other apps/sites. the blowers is half because nobody uses that shit here. Would count Barq but it doesn't specifically have a hookup oriented vibe?

I wish I was going to ANE this weekend half because one of my best friends lives in the area and is going and half because furries anecdotally seem to really like big dudes like me (plus I can maybe get cheap art of my boar sona)

It's Tuesday here's tummy #nsfw

It would be really nice if a friendly fella would come here and ask me to be inside them #nsfw

Here's some hole pics

"would prefer you not be super old" is an extremely funny thing to see on a 41 year old's Grindr profile considering the reputation that app has?

I wonder when all the random out of towners will come back here so I can ogle them on the apps? Not that I'm gonna get laid lmao. Nobody has time nor can host alas

Here's an old one from the Twitter account that a friend politely asked me to repost please enjoy. God I wish I could cum this much consistently without edging forever lol #nsfw

It's passé to say but: who wants to replace the toy? #nsfw

IDK. Hi! I wish my FWBs were available more often #nsfw #gaybear

Corny gay TikTok thirst trap idea you can have for free: the intro to Bing Crosby's The Christmas Song plays, and the moment he says "Chest" there's a jump cut to you without a shirt and then when he says "Nuts" there's another jump cut to you in the tightest briefs you own

I always have to tread lightly when a slimmer guy hits me up saying they're a chub chaser because with some exceptions (hi friend) I've had experiences in the past that were dehumanizing to say the least. That being said God I love the attention. Here's moobs #nsfw

I wonder when the last time Grindr functioned properly was

Took this the other day and forgot to post it. Sorry for neglecting my smut posting duties. I always have a little bit of an exhibitionism urge but I don't always act on it 😅 #nsfw

You know what? I appreciate my "benefits" oriented friends so much, even if we're not amazing at keeping regularly in touch. I just wish they were available when I was, or in at least 2 cases not literally a thousand miles away lol

Wanted to make this longer but got a little too excited #nsfw #gaybear

I didn't know people still did that thing where they go through all your pics and hitting like on literally each and every one in one sitting so you have like 30+ notifications

I had a really nice time over the weekend with a friend and really hope that kind of thing happens more often. Dinner and a movie, cuddles, drinks, really good sex, in any order or ratio really.

the one two punch of lying about being sorry and ignoring the part on the profile that says to just look at my Twitter/bsky for pics

Someone convince me to not reinstall Growlr despite it actually probably being my least liked dating app in spite of everything that's actually wrong with Grindr

Was looking through my old Twitter porno alt's DMs and rediscovered this time a dude tried to neg me. "You're hot but there's a million of you" is a hell of a thing to say

I feel my dick looks bigger than usual in this IDK #nsfw #gaybear

Realized the wireless charger I bought can be used as a tripod of sorts #nsfw #gaybear

If you sit on it you can touch my body all you want #nsfw #gaybear

I want couch cuddles 🥺 #gaybear

Final day of being 35 🙃

IMHO they need to get rid of the say something bar on Grindr profiles because it turns out many men on there have goldfish brain and will message without remembering/seeing I told them I wasn't interested multiple times and I'm not inclined to block unless they're like actually abusive or shitty

It appears that @itch.io has removed the ability for nsfw games to appear in recommendations. Contrast the post-download pages for Ad Astra and a random SFW front page project. Further, projects with reference to incest appear to have been removed. We call on Itch to reverse these changes. 🧵

I want attention from men who like big men hello #nsfw

Oh brother for the love of Christ please rephrase this

That woofia game has nice art but wow this sure is dogshit unfun to actually play and is a gacha on top of that. I look forward to the fan smut!

What is it that I seem to attract more guys that are 10+ years younger than I am than when I was 10+ years younger? Am I daddy now oh god