ummm, hello? Is this thing on? #BBN where are you? Anyone else excited for this (exhibition) game tonight? www.aseaofblue.com/kentucky-wil...

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"...and Jesus said to his disciples, 'Go forth and build giant flying machines and shit upon all the people of the earth!' And this was the word of God, and the word was good." #Sunday

#Yankees John Schneider has intentionally walked Judge 7 times in 56 plate appearances this year.

She's the US Attorney for the District of Columbia...

Brilliant

#Yankees It's fun to watch playoff baseball and see all the superstars Cashman refused to trade Volpe for.

I understand the Reliegh vs Judge MVP debate. There are people who think Judge will be the MVP and then there are people who know nothing about baseball.

If we're gonna have fascism, can't we at least adopt Hungary's gun laws? www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/u...

What an awful year the Orioles had.

Remember #Yankees fans, Cashman believes that goal of a GM is to get the team to the playoffs and after that it's a crapshoot. So Cashman has been successful and will probably get a raise and an extension this offseason. Also, for no reason, here's Carl:

I'm not religious. What happens after the rapture? People just sit on clouds watching us masterbate for eternity?

It's undeniable. The explosion in autism coincides perfectly with the introduction of Billy Beer.

BREAKING: CDC recommends taking candy from strangers.

Yep. That's how I got chlamydia.

How we got here.

The change in price of a standard basket of groceries. This... and only this... should be coming out of the mouth of every democrat. Epstein, ICE, ballrooms... MAGA doesn't care. They care about this:

#tcmparty Monk's hair is pretty awesome for a blind guy who cuts it himself.

As a Kentuckian, I'm compelled to inform everyone about Thomas Massie. He cares about one thing, himself. He's involved in this because he knows it will damage a political opponent or maybe he's hoping to watch child porn. There is no way he cares about the victims.

So fast food, grocery stores, retail stores all open today. I'm sure glad we have a day to celebrate "labor" where all the rich white collar workers can stay home.

Mr Giuliani was immediately transported to Mount Sinai Lawn and Landscaping.

Yikes! Don't see this on ACARS often.

Obama is the ONLY legitimate leader in the Democratic Party. This is what I want to hear him say: "Fill your car with 3 weeks worth of food and water. On October 1st, drive to DC and when the traffic gets too bad just shut off your car. We're going to shut down DC until the Senate removes Trump."

This is the future the GOP wants. It's only a matter of time before JFK decides chlorination of water is bad. A father of 3 that has to boil water for 2 hours so his family can survive has a lot less time to be politically active. The goal is Lords and Serfs. (psst, you're a serf)

I put my pants on just like everyone else: Wait... these aren't my pants.

Capitalism at its best. If you die from eating contaminated chicken the mega-poultry-corporation is the real loser because they're down one customer.

YES! Finally I can start up my "moral instruction" class where kids can chose to sit in math class or come to a park, eat ice cream and learn about the loving grace of Allah as taught in the Qu'ran! How do you think that would go over in Oldham County?

DC residents, you want the national guard gone? Call in sick September 3rd. Everyone. No transit, no food, nothing. Congress will completely cave by 2pm.

Democratic candidates should just do ads inside supermarkets, pick up random items, and explain why the GOP's tariffs and immigration policies are responsible for the current price.

This is why we can't win elections There's going to be no "reckoning". No one will ever be held responsible. Why? Because the dems will never regain power unless every word out of their mouth is about grocery prices. Vague ideas about morality or justice doesn't matter to Joe Midwest.

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#Lexington This is targeted harassment. Trump payed $750 dollars in taxes in 2016 and 2017 and the IRS didn't care. How much has Tony Roma understated his taxes? But a successful Hispanic woman? She must be destroyed. www.kentucky.com/news/local/a...

Putin: "You give Eastern Ukraine, I slowdown war." Trump: "Deal!" Putin: "I give you this 1982 Playboy mag, you give Alaska." Trump: "Deal!"

ICE Tariff Epstein Corruption Law breaking None of that matters even a little. Every word out of every democrat's mouth every minute should be grocery prices. That's how we take back America.

If the Dems had one brain among them (which I'm not sure they do) they should tie this to every issue. The cost of food should be the first thing out of their mouth with respect to every question. Immigration? Trans rights? Tariffs? Every single issue is about the cost of food should

Fucking Trump

I have watched 12 seasons of the Great British Bake Off and I'm still not quite sure what "pudding" is supposed to be.

#Yankees Can any of the new guys start?!?

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Cashman did a great job today. #Yankees

My #Yankees opinion: The Austin Slater deal makes no sense unless you're trading away Grisham or Dominguez... ...or Judge's injury is worse than they're telling us.

Can't we just nuke the tsunami?

#Yankees Sure, we all know Volpe can't field, but boy, can he not hit too.

I'm not joking... Yankees should go full rebuild mode. Trade anyone of value, including Wells, Rice and Dominguez. DFA Stanton and start getting Jones some ABs. Build for next year. www.mlb.com/news/aaron-j...

#Yankees Rico Garcia got paid $76 per pitch last night.

Guess I shouldn't have bought a Yankees #50 Rico Garcia jersey.

There are going to be a lot of jokes about the Yankees game tonight, but not having a starter after a five day break should be a fireable offense. Boone and Cash should be gone. This isn't little league.

Why don't the #Yankees use an opener today. Warren has been crap in the 1st inning, he's not pitching more than 6. Why not throw weaver out there for 3 outs?

If you went to a restaurant and the owner treated his customers and employees like crap, the AC didn't work and the food was terrible you would never go back. Why is ANYONE attending these games?!?!

Very interesting....