It smells like pussy in this gym. Wtf

I got a new neck/spine pillow…. Lord, please let this pillow be the hype that I read about because your son is tired of tossing and turning. Amen

Clean your face before you put it on that pillow….. especially with all this God forsaken pollen

@imcuriousgeorge.bsky.social Bojangles chicken supreme combo !!!!

While I was away 🥸

Alright… sooooo I’m About to start this lil Social media cleanse.

It is time a take a step back and do some some self healing and soul searching. Behind this image is so much damage.

What I’m learning is…. THE APOLOGY SHOULD BE AS BIG AS THE EMBARRASSMENT.

Ouuu yall up here showing wee wees again

Man man man …… this start of this year has been HORRIBLE

Sun kissed 😘

🥷 EAT THIS DICK OFF THE GRISTLE!!!

Why are yall wee wee’s so damn big? Like who taking all that ? Geez

I have to urge to call someone a FAT FUNKY PISSY BITCH today 🙄

Why she look like Lyrica G momma

Baby that mass gainer be sending me to the bathroom… geezus … all this for a lil weight gain 😮‍💨

NO, BETTER I CHOKE YOU ….. LAFRED !!!!

Weirdest thing when I’m doing squats one of my go to songs is FANTASY by ludacris 🤣. Idk what it is but my ass be locked in lol

I’ve had to hold my tongue today. Every customer I have talked to, I have either wanted to call them a FAT NECK BITCH…. Or a DUMB FUCK.

TEDDY WAYNE SLOCUMB

By this time… STAY YA ASS OUT OF PUERTO RICO this spring/summer since ya don’t understand the music. DUMB ASS

Fucking dense ass people. I swear… If I could give up my citizenship.. I would.

Not my big old ass in here tearing up watching the end of Toy Story 4

Mentally I am here.

Idk who this for …. But something told me to tell you ….. NUT IN HIS BUTT… back to work I go

Story time…. I remember when I first learned how to make myself 💦…. At the time I didn’t know you couldn’t use hand soap to do the dirty deed. Let’s just say that soap went down in that hole…. Felt like 🔥 🤣😂. Mind you I had used lotion and dry hand before. Idk what possessed me to use HAND SOAP 😂

I’m excited for the act iii era … one can only hope that Beyonce adds FREAKUM DRESS TO THE SET LIST. I need BIBI FRONT AND CENTER. I need to feel the feeling I had when I first heard FREAKUM dress

THIS is something here. THIS IS A MASTER PIECE. This needs to be archived or something. This needs to go up so every child in the world to see that this level of IGNORANCE EXISTS on the planet.

It should look like a balloon knot…. WHY IS BUSTED OPEN LIKE THAT. I pray for some of you. By the time you’re 55 and above you will need depends.

Apply vitamin E at night and Vitamin c in the morning

The man is fine af

I want to take some boxing lessons

Charlotte bet not ever ask for a snow day again. It’s pretty af … but sheesh. They never have anything prepared for shit like this lol

I want you to touch me on the inside part. AND YOU HAVE TO CALL ME MY NAME.

Charlotte you did your big one for the WINTER WEATHER LOVERS….. the snow is coming DOOOOWWWWN

Sitting in my damn house thirsty as hell. I want the biggest cup of ice water. Why tf am I acting like I don’t have no cups, ice or water 😂.

Using a GIF or video, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉

To my sparkling/seltzer water drinkers …. This is crack in a can…. Love TOPO CHICO

One of my beauty marks (moles around my eye) fell off and I don’t even know when it happened. Is it crazy that I know that it’s missing. It was a small one. But I went to rub it and I normally do and it was gone.

Dearest GENTLE READER !!!!!! #BridgertonSeason4

Honestly speaking …. I would sign a NDA. For a gay married couple or straight. Shit, I don’t like telling people shit as it is. My lips would be locked.

A YO B !!!

My ass will be working in the house tomorrow. Please let it be a RATHER slow day.

This !!!

Ohhhh.. and some new gym shoes.

I need some new gym clothes.

Leave my grandpa alone 😩

By this time, put me on the operation table. I’ll take a lil butt lift, and some calf muscle implants…. Okay hold the calf muscle implants

What’s the obsession that the short kings have with us TALL kings legs….