I’m excited for the act iii era … one can only hope that Beyonce adds FREAKUM DRESS TO THE SET LIST. I need BIBI FRONT AND CENTER. I need to feel the feeling I had when I first heard FREAKUM dress

THIS is something here. THIS IS A MASTER PIECE. This needs to be archived or something. This needs to go up so every child in the world to see that this level of IGNORANCE EXISTS on the planet.

It should look like a balloon knot…. WHY IS BUSTED OPEN LIKE THAT. I pray for some of you. By the time you’re 55 and above you will need depends.

Apply vitamin E at night and Vitamin c in the morning

The man is fine af

I want to take some boxing lessons

Charlotte bet not ever ask for a snow day again. It’s pretty af … but sheesh. They never have anything prepared for shit like this lol

I want you to touch me on the inside part. AND YOU HAVE TO CALL ME MY NAME.

Charlotte you did your big one for the WINTER WEATHER LOVERS….. the snow is coming DOOOOWWWWN

Sitting in my damn house thirsty as hell. I want the biggest cup of ice water. Why tf am I acting like I don’t have no cups, ice or water 😂.

Using a GIF or video, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉

To my sparkling/seltzer water drinkers …. This is crack in a can…. Love TOPO CHICO

One of my beauty marks (moles around my eye) fell off and I don’t even know when it happened. Is it crazy that I know that it’s missing. It was a small one. But I went to rub it and I normally do and it was gone.

Dearest GENTLE READER !!!!!! #BridgertonSeason4

Honestly speaking …. I would sign a NDA. For a gay married couple or straight. Shit, I don’t like telling people shit as it is. My lips would be locked.

A YO B !!!

My ass will be working in the house tomorrow. Please let it be a RATHER slow day.

This !!!

Ohhhh.. and some new gym shoes.

I need some new gym clothes.

Leave my grandpa alone 😩

By this time, put me on the operation table. I’ll take a lil butt lift, and some calf muscle implants…. Okay hold the calf muscle implants

What’s the obsession that the short kings have with us TALL kings legs….

I’m supposed to work from home today … yeah, no…. I’m not doing it. Try again on Tuesday.

And it is. Imagine rushing to stand up and as soon as you do… BLACK OUT. 🙄

I never understood what FAPPING meant?

Rita Skeeter of the Daily Profit.

Fun fact…. I would love to do NEKKID oil wrestling 😈😭.

Legs are open at this hour

35 and when I tell you !!!!!!!

I wanna fuck …. Let me go to bed

Be discreet

Yall do know 🌽 is a FANTASY…. The levels some of you go for a NUT….. I get it but damn.. ain’t no way you that horny.

🥷 EAT THIS PUSSY OFF THE GRISTLE!!!! Make be buss nut and clean me up HE OFFICIAL

A chair is still a chair even when there is no one is sitting there

Who in here know RICKY TAN ?

Why is this funny to me 🤣😂

I want chicken wings

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WHAM WHAMMYYYY or whatever you YNs say

I’m sick of this shit

Ain’t nothing open this late but legs

Do it on the dick

Idk what’s on my page that’s attracting the PORN JUNKIES … please leave me alone

And to you PONKSSSSS … you know exactly who you are….. J13, J15, J16, IS NOT YOUR FOUNDERS DAY…. SIT DOWN !!!!!

His and hers on Netflix !!!!! Yooooooo

This 6’7 🥷 😮‍💨😩…. Them YN’s know how to apply pressure … sir leave me alone

Gahhhh damn

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