Im gonna choke him

You decide to bring your sex life into the dorm with no silencing charm so thats on you

Because it bloody sounds like you, idiot

No youre right but i do know it when you say good girl.

Hard to believe that when youre voice was involved Its not hard to put up a silencing charm

Yeah? Someone else was having a go and their plaything was calling your name?

He's tempted to pour juice all over hin.

Couldnt sleep all night because apparently their dorm has become everyones personal fuck room And hes cranky over it now

Hes not looking up from his book "Hi there"

He gave a shrug taking a sip of his drink "Doing it? No. The consequences of dealing with James? Probably"

She' never a bother and half the time he expects her. Though he does pretend to be /really interested/ in his book when she starts towards him.

"Because Im a few drinks in and your brothers more concerned with Regulus" He pointed over their way with the forefinger that was against his glass before smiling "Plus you look really nice tonight"

"You should really get your own drink" He mumbled taking the drink from her to grab her one of her own. "You should have" He replied to her earlier comment

"Yeah..told you" He shrugged taking a sip of his drink

Already on it

Yeah but im gonna kiss her

He grins before pulling away and taking a sip of his drink. "Better image?"

Because I needed courage

Yeah and then prongs' sister walked in

[There's no speaking just him wrapping an arm around her waist as he leans down to kiss her]

Like...5

Get a drink and then ill tell you

No no it's know it now

Forgot your name for a minute

I'd be happy to implant a different one [Grinning as he's gesturing for her to go first]

Mate I don't think you could if you tried but I only intend to cause as much pain as she asks for [Oop. Okay time to leave]

Well let's go get one then

Well oh well I just did

Yeah we all know mate. Good on you Great, I'm gonna go snag her. Have fun with..this [Gesturing vaguely to Regulus]

Can you not tell?

James! Mate! I'm going to get with your sister [Drunk Remus needs to sit the fuck down]

Case and point

It's the truth

Right okay

Lying doesn't flatter you /baby/ Potter

James is wrapped around Regulus Black's dick so tight I don't think he could move enough to notice

Fine then keep your secrets [Hes a few drinks in]

That's called nerves baby Potter

No no go ahead You look hot tonight

Wanna finish that?

Another night of babysitting James and Sirius

And how do you feel?

Nah im good I stopped doing that shit

"Youre so grumpy" He laughed laying down beside her

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎, 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍, 𝚞𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑

No no share with the class

Thats not the only big sausage Sirius devours

Yeah she i- Wait wrong person