If you look closely at every dark page in the Epstein files it’s Drumpf.

Here’s my professional analysis of Drumpf’s speech last night

RIP #RobReiner youtu.be/JFusTuWObLA?...

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🤔 If I lived in Minnesota, I’d certainly be voting for the My Pillow Guy for governor

Kinda sucks that everyone in South Carolina is getting the measles

🤔 Trying to decide which tv to get for streaming all future Warner Brothers movies

Creepiest looking kids show dog costume I’ve ever seen

Give your baby only the best

🤔 I wonder which of these 46 yos aren’t taking care of themselves by starting their day with Geritol? Inquiring minds want to know

They new to make Mr. Potato Heads Friends again

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Bonk you my son

This is how swingers of the 1970s celebrated thanksgiving

@gregorthemendel.bsky.social www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Bavarian Smash Burger

Thinking about making this lububu plate for thanksgiving

Slenderman Stabber escaped www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Buck in disguise wearing a wig

Back in the 60’s and 70’s apparently spankings cured everything. Maybe check what foods don’t agree with your kid? 🤔 Nah let’s just beat him until he stops farting

🤔 Trying to decide which Death Metal band has the best Christmas album to get me in the mood for the holiday season

Just putting this out there as a preemptive measure. If you’re hearing the song in your head rn, it counts. Sorry, not sorry

Not bad

Cloudflare engineers rn be like

🤔thinking this might be a good Xmas gift for my nephew

This is by far the coolest Labubu

Quesadillas

#FrightClub Has the Petey movie started yet. Am I late?

This is still the coolest Master ever

🤔Thinking about adopting Mr Zippy as my new permanent social media avatar

RIP #EdmundFitzgerald youtu.be/UKr3mhojyvY?...

Gonna save my thanksgiving leftovers for Xmas dinner

🤔 I don’t think I have any interest in seeing the new MJ documentary movie youtu.be/y2Ub39MvlZ4?...

A new comet 💫 is coming

Reuben and sheamus fries

Knoephla soup