Thinking I got some time off work and then Taylor Schabusiness goes and behaves like a fool in prison.

Grindr marked this picture of me as full frontal nudity… and I’m genuinely very confused how a small part of my hip and Birdo from Mario look like a penis

Guys, he's had wine and is about to blast ELO on the table. Send help.

Lily Allen's Alright, Still has some proper fkn bars on it. Haven't listened to it an age and it's still a cracker of an album and lol if David Harbour had listened to it just once he'd have stood correct.

Where am I mentally? Watching a 2 hour Nuremberg documentary.

I hear the YP conference convener just called out someone using 'transphobic' and said they want to keep things respectful There it is, lads. There's your party.

Turns out it actually did hurt my feelings.

I PAUSED CANADA'S DRAG RACE TO SUCK YOUR DICK AND YOU DISRESPECT ME!?

Arranged an edging meet. No face pics were swapped. He turned up and went "Nah, not for me" and walked away and the man looked like he'd fit in at an asylum hotel riot and hadn't eaten anything green since Gordon Brown was prime minister. What tf do you think you look like?

If anyone is curious what triggered it... I'm losing my eyesight and the *only* final solution the NHS are offering isn't going to work and I can't magic up £7k to go to a private hospital so I can actually see properly after 3pm every. single. day. Might be fully done.

Think I'm ready to shut down til Spring. The black dog found me waaaay quicker than it normally tries to and it's mauling my face.

England, you should be on the streets rioting over this. If the cop in a suit goes ahead with this then so many people are going to get fucked by a non-democratic judicial system. It will also increase wrongful conviction rates; and wrongful convictions either cost money or cost lives. Fuck.

Failing an 85% physical instrument skill check in Disco Elysium really does make me feel some kind of way, apparently. I thought that game had gotten all my feelings about it out already but, no, there's always some fucking cuntblock in Martinaise just waiting to be found.

Having a Donovan morning to soothe my wood nymph soul.

Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer

Well that was a night. Time to go find one of those curious boys leaving the pub hyped up on ball play.

World cup and a heavy Indy based election next year within a few months of each other. Could it.... could it be time?

What a game. Nerves shot. Incredible.

Bill Bailey had his own comedy series two years prior to appearing in Black Books; which Linehan is a writer of in the first series and nothing beyond.

I eschew all masculine heteronormativity in favour of just being a silly wee dude and that pretty much covers most team sports. And then along comes a Scottish international game

A part of TikTok is killing language. I just heard someone say "He unalived by pew-pewing himself." Adults talking like toddlers so they can gain more views on algorithmic posting. Such an awful development.

A slightly immoral/amoral sexual decision is coming to haunt me in a few weeks at a party.

I turned down a threesome tonight so I could have McDonalds chips and tomato soup and watch a new LPOTL episode on David Kuresh. FORTY-THREE BABY!!!

The speed that "...and who the fuck is Madeline?" has entered my personal lexicon is probably a cause for concern.

Just Dremmel'd a tooth in half because I'm nothing if not curious and... yeah, don't ever do that. Red hot teeth smell baaaaaaad.

If we could properly turn AI focus into healthcare pathology models as the primary collation of diagnostic symptomology then we could change healthcare entirely. I despise AI and avoid it at all costs but sometimes it just happens to me in work and I find it kind of working.

One for the Angles, thanks. There are two types of nettles. One is 'stinging nettles'. What is the other one called?

Re-watching some AHS: Asylum. It still stands up and is still great fun and that whole Anne Frank episode is still really bad taste.

There must have been so much dick sucking going on amongst the allied forced. *must've* been.

Here's something I totally forgot. At high school we were offered between French and German and I remember explicitly wanting to *not* study German because I was raised so anti-fascist and anti-empire. I remember feeling like I'd be tainted by it. I was 12. I was a baller kid.

I am *not* subhuman.

Stupid cunt posting

Nope. You don't 'dodge' the draft. You lodge as a conscientious objector OR you go to jail. You stand by your ethics, don't hide in a closet with them. He was simply a man too soft and frightened to 'fight'.

Watching yet another 9/11 as it happened video on YT (Today on NBC) to counter the ending of Frankenstein. Take from that what you will.

Watched it, it was fun. However, it needed a solid 30 minute edited down and an entirely different ending because that ending was baaaaaaaaalllllllllllllls. Don't make a Frankenstein movie and end it on a 'rescue a cat from a tree' sentiment.

I want to watch Frankenstein but it's 2.5 hours long and, honestly, that's an investment that takes effort. ALL FILMMAKERS MAKE SHORTER MOVIES CHALLENGE!

Part of me wants to go out in the dull and sit in the rain and that's a mood I need to keep an eye on.

Think about how nice it must be for him to fall asleep. The quiet. Think about how nice the quiet is. FUCKING THINK ABOUT HOW NICE IT IS, THE QUIET!!!

Poppy Day 2025 is delivering

There's bad blood in me seeking to do bad things and I am fighting to keep it down.

Alan Carr is a true fucking star.

Oh, Hamas cells, Al-Qaeda, Communists cells in education, liberal migration... it's all going to come out of their mouths super fast.

They're playing Natasha Beddingfield Unwritten at the Zohran party and it's breaking my mind. Like I get it and I get why but... Natasha fucking Beddingfield. Daniel's little sister.

They're playing Elton John and Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart at the moment. No word of a lie.

If Zohran finishes at >50% when the full vote count is in then shit gon be fucking mental in America.

Virginia is the straw that will break the republican back. Three HUGE Dem wins.

The AG of Virginia is about to turn Leftist Dem. The Virginian representative won the midterm too. Virginia republicans are going to lose. their. shit.

Having a late night diagnostic Beautiful Mind map moment with Ernie. May also be high.

The hygienist at the dentist today told me that my brushing is great, up my flossing a little, but to stop using mouthwash daily... WHAT!? WHY DO THE DENTISTS KEEP FUCKING TRYING ME LIKE THIS!?