he has risen

God i wish I'd seen this sooner, made me laugh.

For pride month we will be releasing 5 gay statements. That's right folks only 5 this year, don't go over the limit.

To whoever brought subway bless your soul. This food will slap your mother amen it's a wonderful distraction from the horrors.

Its a incomprehensible monstrosity eat incomprehensible monstrosity world...

If you're out for lunch, don't come back. Fleshy monsters in the institute, severely dangerous.

No. Peter. Our boss.

Oh, yeah, little update, Jon's still alive somewhat. Still in a coma though.

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Peter is neglecting his duties again

Does anyone in the institute speak German?

I want to know who gave him a phone in jail

Not really everyone's just praying on Jon's downfall rn #fingerscrossed

Man I just work here I just don't want to see an altercation between the previous throat of delusion incarnate and the current throat of delusion incarnate.

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

I need to go to sleep I read that as "archivists" instead of "archival staff". This is why you don't post on the business account at 11 pm after an exhausting day.

God we wish, he's still giving off "brain waves" the immortal son of a gun. Or that's what we're told by the doctors.

Your existence is anomalous and most likely hazardous, just as a PSA do NOT come near the institute you're the last thing we need right now.

The institute smells more... Fleshy than usual.

Peter Lukas killed my grandma

I've grown to rather dislike Chelsea.

This post reads as very menacing and concerning, but sadly this was Sasha jokingly complaining about being the only one with any technical knowledge. Her loss has been a big hit to the institute. Even outside of research she was very well known in the library and such. Such a kind soul, gone...

Hello! 😊 Please do not post any form of speculation or personal grudges against our boss on the official business account. Much appreciated.

There's good news and bad news. Or bad news and bad news. Or good news and good news, I don't know, depends on your opinion, but, Elias Bouchard has been arrested and (I can't make this shit up) Peter Lukas is here as his replacement. I say good riddance, but I don't know how to feel about Peter.

I don't... Think anyone's really willing to keep posting on here. Not after everything that happened. This account is the least of everyone's worries. To everyone else, I don't know what to say to you. Just live your lives people. And to whom it may concern. Keep watching.

After recent events, there has been two deaths and one heavily injured. Alice "daisy" tonner and Timothy stoker are sadly no longer with us, and Jonathan sims is in the hospital in critical condition, he is currently in a coma.

Who the hell burning down the archives

The world is apparently ending.

The archivist is no longer kidnapped! Woohoo!(?) Things are returning to... "Normal". The Magnus institute is once more becoming just the freaks next door. Hopefully nothing big happens anytime soon. Statements can once more be received as usual!

Stay out of this actually.

Anonymous report: Don't talk badly about Jon while he's missing??? Who wrote the previous post where is elias

Can we just... Not bring Jon back? With him gone again things have been relatively peaceful.

I'm so tired

Apologies for the rather harshly worded post. Sasha was erased from the world rather gruesomely by a cascading twisting malleable entity that disguised itself as her for months. Is that better Elias? Piss off you let it happen anyway.

Take us with you

For those unaware, Sasha is dead. Which I fucking knew from the very beginning Jon when you come back you still owe me an apology for doubting me

A member of the Lukas family has been spotted for the first time in years, and OF COURSE, it happened here. Someone tell Peter to leave I'm not doing it.

Infact just don't come to the institute at all if you don't work here. Sorry about live posting there's just a lot of info I have to get out there. Everything has gone to shit, Elias should be in jail by now and Rosie's not talking with anyone. I don't know about the rest of staff. Martins here? Ig?

Since we're not taking statements, if you need something to get your mind off of your traumas, go listen to what the ghost! My girlfriends podcast.

Please DO NOT come to us with your statements. That is the last thing we need right now. We will not be updating the bio due to lazy reasons, we will be back to normal if the archivist returns.

Whatever the hell is happening is making the water murky. The plumber has no idea how to fix this, AND there's more janitorial issues. God knows where tim is. It's also reccomended you stay away from anything that doesn't seem safe, as silly as that sounds you'll know what I mean if you're here.

The Archivist is officially missing. Again. This time he isn't being accused of murder so that's good(?)

Someone check up on John aswell. He hasn't called in sick or anything and hes missing work days. Not like that fully matters anymore.

Rosie hasn't posted on here in a while, she's usually the one that runs this account. can someone check on her?

We've got some new problems aswell. Both the coppers are stuck with us now.

Sims seems too traumatized to go back into the tunnels so atleast that's kind of a good thing

Hey y'all, don't know if I should be doing this NOW cause everything seems to have gone to shit, but I'm Melanie I'm also here now, don't start working at the Magnus institute Elias you nosy prick I know you're reading this I won't delete my post please fire me thank you

Yeah, he's back.

Oh for gods sake

Hey all 😊 Taking statements without the archivist present has been a struggle, so Elias has announced that archival assistants should just start getting older statements on tape.