you buy one ev and youtube now thinks you're an insufferable battery enthusiast (i only looked up ONE video on converting your plug because i picked a car with a charging standard relative to a fucking betamax)

a grim reminder we are only limited to what our kitchens can handle as i run both the air fryer and microwave in a show of hubris 10 seconds before everything cuts into darkness

The 38 Floor High Club doesn't have the same spin to it, though

spot the difference [there is none]

endfield accidentally caught me in the 12 hour trap of "yeah but maybe you could adjust your belt flow one more time so there isn't a clog for 0.5 seconds" THE CHILDREN CAN WAIT FOR FOOD RATIONS I NEED TO STORE BATTERIES 5% FASTER THAN NORMAL

unlimited toilet works

welcome to holiday purgatory. what day is it again

merry shitscram to all who migrated here in the past 12 hours to escape woke grok or something i dunno man

every few years i suddenly care about the horns i play and go crazy finding shit to buy like a rabbit in heat but instead of procreation it's just "oh baby show me that .525 bore with an f trigger you dirty sunuvvabitch"

was it smart to wake up at 4 am forcefully to preadjust to est? i hope. i may have packed my stuff in a half lucid state. missing my sleep mask. in shambles.

i did expect to become umapilled but not to the point where i am crying over getting maruzensky an A aptitude in dirt, looping generations of horses. i have a farm of 500 horses cultivated over 40+ hours. god is real and he does hard checks on wit.

i need more of the western world to embrace bidets. you don't have to fold 15 sheets of one ply. you can live in luxury for less than $40 usd. decrease the cases of doodoo fingers in the world.

speedrunning vivian trust and eous gets the vibe of these conversations about 0.5 messages in

SPLIT ON DEEZ FICTIONAL TALES www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...

been bumping my fucking knees on bedframe at my parent's guestroom. every time i walk by it. i have never considered arson against one piece of furniture until now

one of the things about traveling now is that weather feels alien. there is humidity and rain and snow out there. we just let it happen now

can someone explain to to me why 50% of gacha games played in my immediate circles all decided that "yea let's have a FISHING EVENT WHOO" am i unaware of the great fishing holiday in asia or

scientifically proven that the earlier you have to leave for something the softer your bed feels in that very moment

when the moc12 hp inflation hits

after finally cleaning the garage i never want to see 113 lbs of cardboard ever again

okay i'm getting scared now time to legit get final destination'd

Ang does a fantastic Moai impression. @sparrowphantasm.bsky.social

internet's been down at my place for a day now and I'm sure my cell provider is thrilled that my phone has been in permatether mode for equally as long

New year, new me

writing polys/fakeass neosoul groove is god awful, the alternative was writing everything in 30/16 and i would've STILL had to write 5:3 for the triplet

Really? EVERYONE'S uncle works HERE??

BURNICE (x6) GO GO

nice going idiot, you're up one hour early

zzz girls

it's a +16 flat def kinda day

you Ever think about life and Suddenly you have to urge to Stick your head under a hydraulic press

buying some kitschy $7 bowl of 3 tubes of gogurt squeezed atop ripoff granola bran and a mushy banana called "breakfast salad" has made me really reevaluate the value of food prepping

fine i'll move to the silly site