Never in doubt 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds

THE NFL IS INCREDIBLE, THE EAGLES ARE INCREDIBLE LFGGGGGGGH

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Here we go…

Blocked FG LFG EAGLES

Ok that might be done tonight

Not having a good time here 🦅

All the talk of Maresca last night, now Pep, that’s someone who cost his side in a big game.

Another matchday of Madueke getting praised to high heaven for being a constant nuisance but without being directly involved in a goal. IE: Every week at Chelsea but apparently no-one started paying attention until now.

How tf has Trossard not been at least booked for that

Never forgive anyone who apologises in Comic Sans.

Honestly just glad that that Casemiro red meant that we couldn’t get battered and we even got, in theory, back in the game. It’s only one less point, at most, than I expected.

Oooh hello. (No I still don’t actually believe)

Tyrique George is another one that I resent disliking cause Cobham but he’s just crap.

How is there still 25 minutes left? Jesus Christ no-one cares. And now here comes a Mount goal. Joy.

Give United the deserved win if you want but this game is just daft now, absolutely no-one can execute a pass or touch they intend.

Genuinely want this game abandoned for obvious reasons but that pitch is legit borderline unplayable.

At least Sesko isn’t getting his first tonight, small mercies.

10 AGAINST 10 WE’RE SO BACK (We’re not)

All I’m asking now is Maresca doesn’t bring Garnacho on, do not chuck the lad into the lion’s den when we’re on a hiding to nothing - zero good can come of that.

Fucking Chalobah is abysmal

Hooking Palmer of all people, fucking hell Maresca

A third sub after 20 minutes lmaooooo

And there goes the plan of bus parking, fuck me.

Best case now is rain dancing to get this abandoned.

Red card and two subs after 5 minutes hahaha, fucking hell.

Estevao sacrificed as well, that’s just cruel. Fuck you Sanchez.

That’s the end of that. Every fucking season man, fuck off.

Cucurella is going to be about two stone heavier with all that rain in his hair, can’t be allowed…

Amorim under pressure and it’s absolutely hammering it down at Old Trafford. Good, good optics for the Premier League narrative script. For the good of your league, help us out @RichardMasters.

Estevao starts at Old Trafford, blimey.

Don’t think that Vitor Pereira contract is going to get fulfilled.

Liverpool will be lucky to get 10% of what they paid for Wirtz at this rate, looks completely lost.

Wonder if Liverpool bottle a 2-0 lead then score in the 90th minute, that would be out of character.

If Liverpool want it this can be a cricket score, absolute obliteration here.

Kerkez out for Frimpong as I thought Robertson would keep his place and among a poor pool of options I captained Isak so that’s gone swimmingly, cheers Arne #FPL

So bored of commentators in this country deciding who they want to win before kick-off and making it show when they start work.

What a weird game. Quite liked a lot of that going forward but just killed ourselves defensively, but then also probably should’ve conceded more. If this was a tie or the old fashioned group stage I’d back us to beat them at SB. 7 games to finish top 24/36. Doable.

Jackson goal would really put the icing on tonight.

Shame about the offside, delicious ball from Andrey and Cole is a joke.

Every time I get close to being on board with Chalobah he has a night like tonight, good grief get Wes on - for match sharpness if nothing else.

Three absolutely ludicrous goals to concede.

Chalobah and Tosin being ran ragged tonight, I like both as rotation but neither cut the mustard for the whole season.

Is this ref on something? Constantly got his finger on his ear then just carries on his normal. Just did it before blowing for half time for God sake…

Your reminder that he’s a #10. This is a mental stat.

Bayern are so open when we can string three passes together it’s crazy, frustrating we lost our heads for a bit to go 2-0 down.

Palmer is so GOATed. What a fucking player man.

Cheap goal conceded after a bright start. The Chels.

Got such a warm Pavlovian feeling when we set up to take a right-sided corner at that end in the Allianz haha

Ominously calm ahead of Bayern in an hour. Think it’s just because this Champions League format gives the elite clubs a lot of wriggle room then it’ll ratchet up when the knockouts kick in. This’ll definitely change when Olise, Diaz and Gnabry are running at us but atm, oddly 🤷‍♂️