Green Card Hell - Update: A preliminary list of evidence, in a "Totality-of-the-Circumstances Analysis," that USCIS may use to determine an "Adjustment of Status" approval (green card approval) inside the U.S. ENOUGH! STOP the Stephen Miller / Mentally Stable Genius Kafkaesque Hogwash

"Green Card Policy Announcement" NOBODY knows what this loosely worded, Trump-sloppy "policy announcement" (about leaving the USA to get a green card) means! NOBODY KNOWS. Ignore any lawyer trying to tell you NOW what the poorly worded & extremely vague "policy announcement" will mean TOMORROW.

DON'T FREAK: This lunacy was just announced, & NO ONE, including interviewing officers at USCIS, AILA lawyers, or anyone else, knows the details. Trump's raised more questions than answered. Terms are undefined. Guidelines are unclear. There will be lawsuits. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/u...

Why are Leaders (Biden, Trump, Whomever) always getting it wrong on immigration? BECAUSE THE "LEADERS" ARE AFRAID TO LEAD. Instead, THEY ARE LED by OPINION POLLS & "overcorrect" to pander to the mindless general public. Weasels being advised by more weasels. No good www.ft.com/content/85c3... 🇺🇸

It is flat out wrong & too late to say America should not be a nation of immigrants. In TEXAS, they speak English, SPANISH & VIETNAMESE; in VIRGINIA, English, SPANISH & ARABIC. This is us. Mapped: America’s Most-Spoken Languages After English and Spanish www.visualcapitalist.com/mapped-ameri...

Spring 2026 Tour: This visit, at the Commonwealth University of Pennsylvania was great. The International Student and Scholar Services Office (Rosana & John) offered a forum to explore at LEAST 11 MORE WORK VISA CHOICES beyond the H-1B with its lottery allocation scheme, due to the "cap."

We take a moment to honor David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for their years of wit; silliness; & merciless mocking of thin-skinned suits, establishment tools, and blowhard politicians. David Letterman, Stephen Colbert Throw CBS Furniture on 'Late Show' www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s... 🇺🇸

Chinese Proverb of the Day

America is going to celebrate its 250th Birthday, and we celebrate @maddiedai.bsky.social Maddie Dai's newest cartoon published in the May 11 & 18, 2026 issue of @thenewyorker.bsky.social

Just Do It.

Bravo! Admitting Boneheaded Errors and Foolish Policy is Yet Another Way to Make America Great Again (Again)! Now, let's get those international doctors out there to care for all the new cases of MAHA MEASLES! www.nytimes.com/2026/05/03/u... 🇺🇸

Spring 2026 Tour: The team at the UAlbany ISSS created a grand public forum to explore at LEAST 11 MORE WORK VISA CHOICES beyond the rotten H-1B with the lousy lottery allocation scheme, due to a pathetically low quota ("cap") limit on the supply of H-1Bs. Bravo,UAlbany! @ualbanyalumni.bsky.social

MORE ON THE TRUMP DYSTOPIAN HELLSCAPE "LIMBO" FOR TRAVEL BAN COUNTRY CITIZENS WHO HAVE ALREADY TRAVELED TO THE USA (BEFORE THE BAN), AND ARE BEING TREATED LIKE DIRT ANYWAY, BY THE SADISTIC STEPHEN MILLER: www.npr.org/2026/04/28/n... 🇺🇸

Aaaaaand, if you thought your OPT EAD Application was being ignored, in the current Trump dystopian hellscape, then you'd be 100% correct www.insidehighered.com/news/global/... 🇺🇸

Immigrants don't "take American jobs," & they don't depress our wages. Immigrants drive economic growth, & their work ethic sparks higher employment among both immigrant and non-immigrant workers. BROOKINGS | Immigration & Economic Performance www.brookings.edu/articles/met... 🇺🇸

Aaah, the children. They grow up so quickly . . .

How does this immigration result, engineered by The Mentally Stable Genius, help America? How does this in any way Make America Great, Again? BTW, WHO WILL TREAT ALL THE NEW #MAHA MEASLES CASES? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/04/u... 🇺🇸

The Onion | America's Finest News Source Extra! Extra! Read All About All the Ignorance Around Us! Extra! Extra!

The Spring 2026 Tour Continues: This visit, at UT-Arlington saw a big turnout of international students with LOTS of good questions! Big thanks to Austin Perry, UTA Director of the OIE. We discussed at LEAST 11 WORK VISAS beyond the rotten H-1B with the lousy stinkin' lottery!

SURE. They Let You APPLY for the Visa; BUT WHO KNOWS When, or If, You'll Ever GET the Visa? www.forbes.com/sites/stuart... 🇺🇸

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AT ITS FINEST You cannot make this stuff up -- real life is making satire and parody really tough for regular folks like us. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... 🇺🇸

ANOTHER HAPPY CLIENT! Another Happy Day! These are the faces of our clients, friends and students -- these good people followed the rules; they are smart & ambitious; and they are our American future. www.instagram.com/p/DW1npsWEeN...

A BANNER DAY IN THE HISTORY OF CARTOONING! @maddiedai.bsky.social Dai ( www.maddie-dai.com ) & @sofiawarrenart.bsky.social Sofia Warren ( www.sofiawarren.com ) both appear in the SAME ISSUE of The New Yorker at the same time!

H-1B TIPS FOR INTERNATIONAL WORKERS: If you are in America, working on an H-1B visa for a job in the Technology sector, then, maybe you should NOT get caught working in a food truck in Texas . . . Repeat: IN TEXAS!!! CHECK THIS OUT: timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/i-k... 🇺🇸

🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 * Breaking * 🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 * 🇺🇸 President Mentally Stable Genius? STILL bald. SERRATELLI MIJAL NEWS YOU CAN USE! ™

redbus2us | H-1B 2027 Lottery Results Are Here! Sample Selection Notice, Daily Updates redbus2us.com/h1b-2027-lot... 🇺🇸

SERRATELLI MIJAL BREAKING NEWS: GET THE APP. Just do it -- be the first to know everything you need to know about our American Greatness. 🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump Announces the Official White House App 🇺🇸 youtu.be/WWDtyRXsGoI?...

WELCOME to AMERICA's NEWEST CITIZEN! This is U.S. Immigration: young, hopeful, hard-working, & ambitious. As a citizen by choice, this man believes in America's freedom to pursue opportunities & dream big. Seeing America through immigrant eyes is to see all that is good here.

The Spring 2026 Tour Continues: Liberty University! Our next visit brought us to the beautiful campus of Liberty University. We met the students, & worked with advisors: Ms. Lee, Pastor David, and our good friend, Milos! There are at LEAST 11 MORE WORK VISA CHOICES beyond the rotten H-1B lottery!

* * Public Service Announcement * *

WELCOME TO AMERICA's NEWEST CITIZEN! Our friend & client (pictured here) is exactly the type of hard-working, patient, creative, & kind-hearted immigrant we have had the privilege to assist. We welcome our newest citizen. We're thrilled for her & we're proud of her. Welcome to your new home ❤️

Our friend @maddiedai.bsky.social . . . she knows about the dynamics of human interaction . . .

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO . . . Immigrants! www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/oscars-... 🇺🇸

This is a disgrace. This is real. We, in our office, see this everyday. It is happening right now. This is no joke. This is extremely dangerous. SPEAK UP. SPEAK OUT! www.npr.org/2026/03/09/n... 🇺🇸

CORPORATE LIFE KILLS CREATIVITY: Reward these entrepreneurial Girl Scouts (from NJ!). Cast out the monkeys who discourage these children. The Independent | Girl Scout Senior Leaders Unimpressed after NJ Troop Works with Cannabis Dispensary to sell Cookies share.google/UUtv3VwA36bl... 🍪 🏆 🍪

➡️ Trump? ✅ He's IN! ➡️ International Visitors, with money to spend? ❌ They're OUT! Should we worry when the foreigners don't visit America? NO! Who cares about them? THEY'RE FOREIGN!

Kids! KIDS! KIDS!! Some people have them. Some people don't. Yet EVERYONE has an opinion about them! Tip o' the Cartoonist's Pen to our friend @sofiawarrenart.bsky.social sofiawarren.com

ICE, PALANTIR, & YOU If you are an immigrant, or a non-immigrant (and all the rest of us too), it is now official: There is no such thing as "Privacy." Who knew that the Orewellian 1984 would arrive in 2026? Read this and *FREAK* . . .

"What Edith Wharton said" -- Hip Hop Buddha

Under Trump's visionary leadership, America now has U.S. DoD high energy lasers to shoot down American DHS drones (from the Kristi Noem surveillance arsenal)! I am feeling Greater than EVER before!America is winning Bigly -- against ourselves. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/u... 🇺🇸

IS ANYONE "Surprised" by This? The Administration . . . Lies? Say it isn't so! newrepublic.com/post/206937/... 🇺🇸

Trump? He's IN! International Students? They're OUT! America? It has killed its supply of PhDs, but yet Americans think America is Great, again. If killing scientific research in American PhD labs is great, then our resurgent measles outbreaks? Pretty darn great, too. So much greatness.

Second Stop on the Spring 2026 Tour: University of the Incarnate Word! During our visit to the beautiful campus of UIW, the ebullient & engaging advisor, Sheena (!!!) moderated our presentation. We learned of at LEAST 11 MORE WORK VISA CHOICES beyond the rotten H-1B with the lousy stinkin' lottery!

UNT | International Enrollment Down; Budget Deficits Up UP UP! --- It feels exhilarating to watch, as America is finally (FINALLY!) Being Made GREAT, Again! So MUCH Greatness! You'll be so sick of all the Greatness. Believe me! So fantastic, all this Greatness. www.highereddive.com/news/univers...

✅ America's Distracted! . . . . . . 👉 Doom-scrolling ✅ America's Disconnected! . . . . . . 👉 Solitary video gaming and social media black hole of time ✅ America's got a slow erosion of meaning! . . . . . . 👉 FAKE NEWS! The judges are crooks! The deep state has all the power! Vaccines are bad!

We visited with the fantastic international students and advisors at Lynchburg University! Our presentation was interactive, we had great student participation, and we learned that there are MORE WORK VISA Choices beyond the rotten H-1B with the lousy stinkin' lottery!

Our friend @maddiedai.bsky.social hits YET ANOTHER ONE Out of the Park for the The New Yorker 100th Anniversary celebration festivities ❤️

Trump's Negative Net Migration is Suicide Negative Net Migration to the United States is not good. It is demographic, economic, and spiritual suicide. The sadistic and self-defeating madness must absolutely stop. Enough. Enough! www.brookings.edu/articles/mac... 🇺🇸

@maddiedai.bsky.social, published in the January 26, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

Immigrants pay more in taxes than they receive in benefits. Immigrants drive a significant increase in the American GDP. Immigrants arrive, work, create, produce, and contribute. If you are NOT outraged by this Demagoguery, then you are not paying attention. www.cato.org/white-paper/... 🇺🇸