"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI.

"I would not be opposed to somebody getting Isekai'd into Celia's lap if that's what it takes to save everybody. But more realistically, we might just have to go searching for somebody and lure them together. ...Though looking at the facts, we're probably just screwed and I'll die first."

"Cupid is supposed to work year round. Valentine's Day is just overtime. Otherwise births would be stacked too heavily toward November. ...And at this rate, I don't know if we'll last until Valentine's Day."

"...Where is that lazy ass Cupid when they are needed? My Great^n granddaughter is going to obliterate us all if the dumb baby doesn't show up for work-"

"... Despite having so many wives and husbands throughout my life, I have no talent for seduction."

"...If Celia does somehow create a death game, I want in." ...H-huh? Veruschka?! "It's honestly been a really long time since I was in any meaningful danger and I kind of need that adrenaline rush again. That's the old 'I was supposed to be a warrior King' part of my brain talking."

"Ah, so these are the berries that are sold as-is only to cut costs and make the customers do more work themselves. Too bad they sell these juice berries in the same place as food berries." ...Oddly enough, Veruschka doesn't seem unfamiliar with blenders. Maybe she's kept up with technology?

"I mean, clothes aren't natural either. So that's not what I'm talking about. It's just weird that they can make berries so wet instead of more... Uh... Meaty is not right word, I think, but hopefully gets point across. More fruit with less juice would be perfect. Less messy, too."

...There's red liquid dripping down her mouth and chin... Did she- "I never understood how people get berries this juicy." Oh. Just berries. Good...

"...Wait, what do you mean modern people need to be reminded not to take medicine they're allergic to?"

"...I wonder which of my descendants was the most successful. It was easy to follow rumors of vampirism for a while, but now at least half of all vampires are just random schmucks who were infected instead of being born into it. And many of my descendants never exhibited any signs of vampirism."-

"Nahhh, the culture is shifting back to the old ways as far as relationships go. It's the legal system that's countering harems. People got on a kick of monogamy for a while, but now they're going back to getting in bed with anything that breathes and getting in countless relationships at once."

"Come on, look at me. It shouldn't be surprising that I had so many lovers. I only became more popular after I started looking like this~"

"Why would I be mad about that? Even if the law now says I could only have one legal spouse, it looks like modern people don't really have any respect for commitment and exclusivity anymore anyway. They're kind of going back to the old ways, even if the laws don't reflect it."

//I am finding the dumbest ways to slip in lore drops...

"Come on, don't act so surprised. Eight out of my nine wives over the years had been totally stacked. Even a couple of the husbands had impressive pecs. And that's not even mentioning the concubines." Ah, yes, more ancient traditions... This girl is kind of shameless...

"Not every girl. Just the soft ones." ...Veruschka has a type. "Freya's brain was tweaked after she went through the... Uh... What were we calling it? The gate. Not sure if magic was directly involved or if she received too much exposure to something that sexy professor did." ...Sexy? Really?

"People thinking you and Cresselia were enemies was largely a matter of misunderstandings tracing back to ages when correcting widespread incorrect information was not so easy. It evolved into a false legend which has never been corrected. ...That's different from Elena's babies." ...Veruschka-

"...Why is Freya's definitely-not-girlfriend-but-obviously-not-just-friends kind of hot, though?" Veruschka, down.

"I was quite handsome long long ago. Now I am adorable. I do not blame anybody for falling for me~" Smug little shit... No, actually, this playfulness is nicer to see than the tired old leader side of her...

"...It's also sickening to waste somebody's life to force enemies to reunite. Sometimes things need to be left alone. Working with the people who still treasure each other is more important than making up with enemies. ...Mending a bridge is nice in theory. But you and I are more than old enough to-

"...Enemies working together against a worse enemy is something I have only seen happen in stories. Not once have I seen it happen for real. Two nations go to war, and a third joins to capitalize on the chaos... But they are still hostile even to the one they are not directly targeting. I don't-

"Beh." ...Veruschka's face looks almost like a kid spitting out a vegetable somebody tried to feed her... Disgusted and mildly annoyed... "There is no need for middleman to interject with their own biases. The people with problems talk to each other and air grievances. If they can work it out-

"Did Reina ever compromise with them either? She was a sweet talker sometimes, but her actions always seemed to be in pursuit of her own side interests despite everything surrounding her. Even when it went against what she told people. None of Elena's babies compromise. Some just pretend to." She-

"Reina being targeted is not the problem. Her response to being targeted, though, that frustrates the others. She is not very cooperative unless somebody is doing things her way. Though whole family is terrible at compromise. Probably inherited from even my ancestors." A shrug. "Little Al holds-

"...Celia spent whole life on limited time. Borrowed time. She is not even alive anymore. So it is not surprising that instant results comfort her. She wants to leave as few things to chance as possible, yes? And that desire to not leave chances has gone to the extreme. ...The other siblings just-

"...Mentally, Celia would have been a perfect fit for my homeland at the time of my upbringing. Physically, she would not have seen her first birthday with our limited medical knowledge." Even that is probably an extremely generous estimate. "Power is not problem. She does what she thinks is-

BadJokesLucia Listen. If Veruschka's speech ever looks weird or sloppy... That's just me trying to give her a Slavic accent that she never got rid of. And I don't know how to write accents. Plus, she's ancient. She's probably on her twelfth language by now.

"...I understand that you are still grieving. I am as well. ...I am still grieving a loss from before you and I met. A loss that we both know led to me quite literally reshaping myself decades later." Ah, yes, vague hints at backstory... "...Your grief and promises do not obligate you to find a-

A blink, and a head tilt. Why does she look like she just got new informa- "The god eater is little Celia? Ah, I remember smooshing my face against the glass to watch for any signs of change in her condition when she was born. To think that the poor little thing who nearly didn't make it through-

"Eh, world changes even if ways of my people somehow follow my bloodline. It is no longer acceptable, let alone encouraged to duel siblings to death for positions of power. They swim in toxic stew because world now mandates that they shed no blood. They have no outlet for negative feelings, no path-

"Byeh. Never liked that man. Cold eyes even when happy with Elena. Not enough life in them. Always knew he had a darkness in him- And not the good kind!" ...Why does she seem like more of a disapproving in-law than worried about the genuine threat? "But Elena's babies? Loud, but not doing-

"...I know that too much history has passed since our last meeting to catch up neatly." Not the first time, probably not the last. Both the shadow thing and history. "And my descendants are having conflicts on par with the sibling wars of my homeland from before the island."

...Sniff! "Woh- Is this where Spooky got off to?" ...SPOOKY?! "Oh, right, not supposed to call him that... Wait, no, that was only around the other Islanders. Should be fine!~"

"...CHWEHEH!" ...the hell kind of sneeze was that, old lady?

"My great great great great great great- How many greats is it? Eh, I do not know. My grandkids to the nth power are making much noise. Kind of impressive, actually."

"We who live in the darkness, our songs and thirst are both for life. Painted as undead, yet we treasure life the most." Another OC by BadJokesLucia Dark topics guaranteed. Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.