America, Israel, and Iran... a three ring circus where the audience is in danger. #Trump #Netanyahu #Iran

Is it any wonder that Juneteenth was ignored by Trump? Why would he celebrate an event that, had he been alive at the time, would have meant he had to start paying people who worked for him?

The stupid moron is rescinding the ban on asbestos, so clearly he plans to profit from it somehow. With the long, hot summers ahead maybe...

Massive bellend... #Trump #Iran

#Trump #TrumpParade

The latest episode of the Gadget Detective Podcast has just dropped… audioboom.com/posts/873551...

The White House has released an official birthday photo of Trump... #Trump #TrumpParade

On the upside, their returning from Vietnam is no longer the most embarrassing event in US Army history. So there's that 😋

Damn I love ChatGPT these days 😂 If ya'll don't know what bellend means here in the UK, Google it - but don't use image search! #TACO #Trump

An old but still wonderful Miles Jupp quote about Donald Trump on one of his first term jaunts... "Exhibiting throughout all the dignity of an elderly daschund whose quality of life would be described by a vet as experiencing varying degrees of prolapse" #Trump

Trump's decided to drop plans to impose tarrifs on the country of Mattel after they sent him a gift. He plans to use it during his term, after which ownership will be transferred to the Trump Playroom. #Trump #Qatar

You know, I honestly think I'd miss President Trump. This is why I hope whomever does get the job has better aim.

The new Pope is from Chicago, home of the Chicago Mob... "Hey, nice soul ya got there, be a real shame if anything happened to it, capiche?" #NewPope #Pope #Vatican

Sorry, couldn't resist... #Pope #NewPope #Conclave #Vatican

At least they talked Trump out of wearing his original choice of outfit... #Trump #PopeFrancis

Probably one more for the Brits out there... #PopeFrancis

#JDVance #PopeFrancis

You just know he had to be talked out of adding "whether we're invited or not!" #PopeFrancis #Trump

I'll have to start posting here more. It feels like Threads is increasingly infected with idiocy lately. I'm getting too old to scratch those fleas. Plus too many of them keep boasting about having guns as if I'm supposed to be impressed.

Are youngsters, ie those under twenty, no longer taught how to close doors quietly or use stairs without sounding like stampeding elephants? Asking for the sake of my sanity, none of my neighbours seem capable of breathing without making a bloody racket.

Just been told the UK doesn't have freedom of speech and that in the US guns stop the government from overeaching and infringing on rights. Oh, reeeeaaaally? So which of us is currently deporting without due process people for exercising their free speech and talking of doing it even to citizens? 🤔

For those who haven't already, check out Botanicula, the free PC and Android game on #EpicGames this week. Was trying it last night and it's one of the strangest, funniest, hard to describe but utterly engrossing games I've played in a long time. Absolutely worth downloading, it's truly unique.

Meanwhile, on Threads, this genetic throwback knuckledragging imbecile shouldn't be allowed within a mile of any weapon... or livestock probably. The racism is just so sickening but is anybody surprised? 🤔

I shouldn't generalise but sod it I'm going to. If you advocate for gun control you can gaurantee what the profile picture of those attacking you will be... Wannabe machismo. Baseball cap and/or shades. US flag prominent. Long barrel bang bang in hand. Sorry, cupcakes, can't take you seriously

Bloody hell there's some really, really astoundingly idiotic and pathetic people over on Threads these days. Never advocate for sensible gun controls unless you're willing to put up with arseholes who don't even understand what "per capita" means or think bombs are just as much a threat.

I don't care who does it. I don't care how they do it. I only care somebody does it. And that they don't fail.

Just finished G20, a watchable but typically gungho action movie where, predictably, the US president saves the world in the usual over the top fashion. What makes this one particularly preposterous and unrealistic is it expects the viewer to believe the US elected a black woman as president.

When I was a practising lawyer I often got paid in dog biscuits. Yeah, I did a lot of pro Bonio work. (sorry, this joke might only work in the UK, and maybe not even then)

When I was a florist people would ask me to create words like MUM, DAD, GRANDAD etc out of flowers, but whenever somebody asked me to create SORRY I'd refuse to do it. I made no apologies

I was reading about a theatre critic who never leaves his house other than to visit the theatre for his reviews. Made me think, just goes to show...

I wonder why they're seeking the death penalty for #LuigiMangione Ah, yes, to send a message not to go after other CEOs who are ruining people's lives *cough*Musk*cough* No other civilised country uses the death penalty, though I guess that kinda proves a point these days.

There's a saying, "When in Rome do as the Romans do" Though even if you're not in Rome it's still an option 😏 (if you know, you know)

Threads seems to be infested with Trump loving, pro-Trump, anti Biden mouthbreathers and knuckledraggers today. I'm guessing they need something to do now they're back home from church. Bluesky doesn't seem as bad, for now anyway.

If you were a man wanting to gain access to children to abuse them why would you dress as a drag queen when trying to do it, the exact type of person the children's parents don't trust? Wouldn't wearing a dogcollar and carrying a bible be more productive? 🤔 Definitely seems so.

The clocks went forward in the UK tonight. This means we're now an extra hour and 86 years ahead of the US.

When I was a practising lawyer I often got paid in dog biscuits. Yeah, I did a lot of pro Bonio work. (sorry, this joke might only work in the UK, and maybe not even then)

“We can’t just ignore his desires.” says JD Vance of Trump. No, really, you can. Unlike a woman in a changing room, or a 13 year old girl at an Epstein party, Greenland has NATO defending them. You very much can tell him to back the fuck off. #Trump #Vance #Greenland #Canada

JD Vance thinks that because they have a base in Greenland they should have the entire country. The US also has bases in the UK. Maybe they'll suggest we become the 52nd state. If he does I think they'd hear the laughing on the Moon. We faced down Nazis once, we'll do it again.

I see VD Chance is flapping his pathetic, whining, jingoistic face anus in Greenland, complaining that Denmark doesn't do enough for security. I'm not a violent person, I'm really not, but I would break my foot before I got tired of kicking that festering moron in the bollocks.

Just going to pop this here... #Trump #Vance #Smithsonian #Museums

See, this is one of the reasons I have yet to delete my X account. Had I done so I couldn't have just posted this over there... 😎

Dear JD Vance, Just fucking try it, sunshine, and the rest of NATO will help Denmark in finishing what us Brits started in 1812. That time we only burned down the White House, next time maybe we'll leave it looking like you want Gaza to look. So wind your dumbass neck in, Yappy McEyeliner.

Trump is going to sell jukeboxes, hair cream, and leather jackets. Do not buy them - it's a Fonzi scheme!

I'll share the Marillion cover version as, well, I love it. This song has lyrics that are extremely apt for the times in which we're living... youtu.be/2MdZwogX188?...

Unpopular opinion time: The Electric State was absolutely bloody brilliant and I cannot understand why it got the reception it did. The effects are superb, it's action packed, and it's full of humour. I feel like I need to watch again to spot bits I missed. Ignore the critics, it's excellent.

"He didn't mention my name", Trump says of Robert's rebuke. I'm sorry, but how much more of this fucking lunatic are we going to have to suffer before somebody puts him out of our misery?!

I can really empathise with Canada. My neighbours are noisy uncouth arseholes who keep me up at night and smoke a lot of weed, too.

Depressing thought for the day: Donald Trump clearly takes after his father, Fred. Fred Trump lived to be 93 Hateful, isn't it?

If only I could make these for real, this time next year I'd be a millionaire ... or able to afford a dozen free range.

I didn't recognise the track but there was a car just parked outside blaring some dance track which sounded for all the world like somebody was playing a goose. North London has some weird people.